- Manzini Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Apr 29 2007 Submitted by: Anon
I went to the 'Why Not' nightclub near Manzini. After entering the building complex, I saw there were a couple of bars, a fast food cafe and an area that looked like a hotel reception area. It cost R40 to get into the nightclub itself, which was a very large room with 3 or 4 bars along each wall. There were lots of small tables with about 4 chairs to each table and a dance area. I arrived about 10pm and the place was virtually empty. I sat at one of the tables watching some British soccer on a large screen for a while then my table waiter pointed to a door which said 'Adults Only', and said there was another bar there which I might want to try.
Well, as there wasn't a lot happening where I was, I finished my beer and went to investigate. On entering, I saw it was a fairly small dimly lit room, with an elevated stage along one wall, a long bar in front of the stage and some high tables and stools in the area in front of the bar. There were two or three poles on stage. There were also other tables and seats along the wall opposite to the stage. The clientele were mostly local men with a few local women.
There were about 5 or 6 waitresses waiting on the tables, wearing small bikini tops and short skirts. At that time, there were 4 Swazi girls on stage dressed Swazi style (synthetic grass skirts and bikini tops), dancing to some local music. Not what I expected! I ordered a beer (R12.50 for a small bottle of Castle) and waited to see what would happen.
After about 10 or 15 minutes, one of the waitresses, dressed only in shorts and a bikini top, took to the stage and started dancing to some loud music.
After the second track started, she removed her shorts and danced bottom half naked until the start of the third track, when she removed her top. Strange order for a strip I thought - normally it's the other way around, top first and bottom next. After half an hour I realized that all the waitresses take turns at dancing on stage and do the same routine - bottom first, top last. All had nice African bodies and there is almost always a stripper on stage.
Two of the waitresses, one after the other, sat at my table and asked me to buy them a coke (same price as the beer) and we exchanged a little conversation, which was hard due to the volume of the music. One offered to give me a massage, so I guessed they were all available for taking back to a hotel for sex. As the place I was staying in wasn't ideal for taking a girl back, regretfully I had to pass.
When I left at mid night, the main nightclub was still virtually empty, so I don't know what the action would have been like there - but I am almost certain it would have been good after I was chatted up by a couple of young Swazi girls in the car park who were about to go in.
There is accommodation in the complex. I noticed the accommodation rate was R300 for the night. (Review # 18547)
- Mbabane Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Feb 05 2005 Submitted by: waff666
We stayed 2002 in the Enzulwini Sun hotel. This is the best hotel and there around the corner is also a nice disco. You can't miss it, it's the only nightclub in Swaziland. The girls there were very pretty and nice. Up to 7-8/10. I found a small slim nice girl and she didn't bother me at all. She was dancing and waiting, till I was calling here to leave. Most girls are not black, they are like half/half, more colors like Indians. All are very nice, gentle and friendly. Compared with Johannesburg where I have been later, like day and night, J'burg very unfriendly compared with Swaziland. I can only recommend to go to this country. You will have fun I promise.
(Review # 10945)
- Ezulwini Valley Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sat Jan 15 2000 Submitted by: Anon
The place to go to is the Happy Valley Motel. they have the best disco in Southern Africa- the Why not and the If Not go- go bar. the girls are either Swazi or Mozambiqian or Coloured. They range from 4-9/10. Prices are $20-40 for full house BJ the works!
Aids is rife in Swaziland all the girls use condoms. They very friendly. The Happy Valley Motel as 50 rooms are comfortable and reasonable priced $40. Go and enjoy yourself. Not all the girls are hookers so you might get lucky (Review # 1333)
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