No Sex in Maine

[troutrivers]

Pretty girls are in short supply in Maine.

We have many moose in Maine...and often the ladies look like a moose.

Several Maine Sex jokes:

What do you call a pretty girl in Maine? A tourist.

What is a Maine girl good for? Heat in the winter and shade in the summer.

What do you call a virgin in Aroostok County? A girl that can run faster than her father.

but then again.......

99% of the girls in Maine are pretty - but the other 1% go to the University of Maine.

Sample Maine personal add:

Wanted: lady with boat who can cut bait and lay traps. Please send photo of boat.

[pumpman]

Ayah.
How do you give a Maine girl a compliment?.......Nice tooth...