I just spend 1-2 weeks per year in BKK and for 3 years perhaps, so i can't consider myself a veteran.But here is the info i gathered during my trips:
First accomodation:
I find the area between Asok and Nana is the best for average joe.If you can pick some place in between, Soi Cowboy and NEP will be in walking distance (around 10 mins).Also accomodation is plenty and cheap.You can find a real good one if you are a high roller, or a budget hotel but neat and clean.For me safety, cleanliness and location are the most important.Pick a one closer to BTS and MRT stations.Use many websites for room reservations, if you stalk these sites for sometime, you can get flash deals or some other promos and can find really good deals.It is very possible to find a decent 4 star hotel around 50 USD per night for example.Like i said pick some place between Asok and Nana stations.It will save you time and money.Also many shopping malls like terminal 21, robinsons around.Siam paragorn is just a BTS ride away, also Emporium is not that far.You will be right at the heart of action.Also Asok area connects MRT with BTS which is good because you will need both.
Transport
Certain areas of BKK has traffic jam 24/7, sukhumvit is maybe the worst.Even at 1 am you can stuck at traffic.So invest some time in learning BKK's public transport system.It contains BTS and MRT.Both clean, safe, fast and cheap.Also covers many areas for mongering.Try to learn them asap.Taxi is like flipping a coin, i had some bad experiences in the past.Use it if you have to.From suvarrnabhumi to sukhumvit should cost something between 300-400 THB.Do not pay more than 400 THB under any condition including tolls and highway.Stay away from tuk tuks.Motobike taxi can save you if you are in a hurry, but use it with caution since its dangerous.
Language&Attitude&Safety
Well its your vacation and you may think that its nonsense doing homework trying to memorise thai dialogs, but it pays greatly.By just memorising 20 words you can change people s approach.Basic Thai will be a great ice breaker since many WG's are not that good in English and they won't likely talk to you about art&literature soon you will find it hard to speak after the usual whereyoufrom-howold-areyoumarried-whereyoustay-howlongyoustay period.Also people will know that you are familiar to Thailand and less likely to cheat you.It can also save your ass from some emergencies, you never know.
Attitude is another subject.Here even you are a filthy asshole you will get laid, but if you want more, some tips may help.Also i like to mix some freebies with p4p this may help in that department too.In general Thais do not like loud people.Try to be calm.Also Thais care about personal hygene and looks.I m not saying wear a tie under and sweat like a pig but wearing a nice shirt and some comfy shoes will be good.If you use a decent perfume it s like a kryptonite to Thai ladies.Thai guys like the most of the asia are macho and pay no attention to being romantic.I don't know how to say but let s say they are not very caring.But these ladies watch all the western movies and videos so they know.I am not saying act like a pussy, it will only make things worse, but small things like opening a bottle lid for her, or holding the door of the restaurant can make a big difference.
Wai is the Thai way of greeting.I still see some farang even the older ones wai bargirls, waiters etc.Some Thais may think it s cute to some degree, but it s better to not to do it, unless you know it s mechanism.Do not wai, some one younger than you, some one at your service, just say thank you, or say khab khun kab.
If you face some problem, do not shout, it won't help you for the most of the time.Just smile, be calm but firm about it.I advise do not involve in a fight with a Thai dude, because 100 other will join the fight against you.Involving fights abroad is always stupid anyway, but some people learn it the hard way.And imho if its not a really big deal, let it go.It s not worth to get mad for over 100 THB.Just let it go and say mai pen rai.
BKK for me is very safe considering the amount of alcohol, drugs, prostitution and transgenders in the scene.Find a hotel with a safety box.Read the comments about the hotel.Leave your valuables at the safety box.Try not to use your credit card, always use cash.You will be probably drunk at a go go bar and these are not the most honest establishments.You will be charged 150 thb each time you use the ATM.so try to take as much as you can get (20 k? 10 k?) and leave it at your safety box.watch out for your pockets, pickpocketing happens.Never involve with drugs and try to be in control of yourself even you drink.Almost in each case i see a farang in trouble, he is dead drunk.Be alert if ladyboys are around.If you sense the girl is high on something (ya ba etc.) just walk away.
Do not carry your passport with you, but you can carry a copy of it, at least 1-2 nescessary pages.It can save you.I never needed it, but you never know.
Ok now the fun part, GO GO Bars:
There are 3 main go go areas in BKK.Patpong, Soi Cowboy, and NEP:
Patpong:Can reach by taxi.Its basicly two parallel roads one is a night market, one is go go.Do not go to any place upstairs.Do not follow any touts.Kings establishments are safe.Stay in the ground level.
Soi Cowboy: its near Asok, city bank building.A small soi with many go gos.Some establishments are owned by some dude called Arab: Spice Girls, Deja Vu, Kiss, Midnite, rio and Sahara.In the forums i read somethings about customers being beaten up by bodyguards, or some scams with the bill, so they don't have good reputation.I won't say this bar is good or bad.You can basicly walk around take a look inside, if you like you can stay, if not can walk away.
NEP: It s near nana.Same things can be told about NEP, can walk around, look inside and leave if you dont like.
Here are some names:
soi cowboy patpong nana
after skool* pink panther soi 2 rainbow 1 g2
shebas glamour a gogo soi 2 pretty lady
shark bar * safari soi 1 lollipop
dollhouse* angelwitch*
cowboy 2 temptations
mandarin*
tilac*
long gun dc10
suzie wong * billboard
baccara* las vegas
I personally dont bother with patpong.In these places you can have your beer, watch the girls dancing.Some has stage shows.Bottle of heineken will cost between 100-160 thb.You can buy ping pong balls for 20 thb each and throw the girls as a tip.Major establisments are swarmed with korean and japanese brothers now.Lady drinks prices will change by the establisment.These places close by 2 am weekdays and 3 am weekends.You can negotiate with the girl and meet her afterwork to not to pay barfine.Girls will usually ask for ST, LT is getting rare.But it all depends on the popularity of the girl, high season/low season, near closing time etc.I don't wanna write about the prices of ST/LT since it varies a lot.
Will continue later...



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