My trip to Tijuanna from A Canadian Perspective

[SlimDaddy]

Rented a Toyota Corolla at LAX drove to San Dieago and then on the the TJ border. Made a right hand turn and parked in an $8.00 all day parking.

Seen a white shuttle bus so hoped on and sat down. Looked up and seen nothing but Asian's?? I asked if this bus takes you downtown and they said they were all Samsung employees.. I quickly jumped off embarassed and asked for direction to where to walk across the bridge.
Walked across and asked a bus driver where to go next and he pointed toward the turnbuckle gates. Walked across and looked up and my heart skipped three beats. There were two guys with tan camoflache clothing carring machine guns wearing masks. I was like WTF is this shit?? Drug Cartel. I just kept on walking and later found out that was the police. They apparantly hide their face so the drug cartel does not recognize them and shoot their family members.

Anyways walked to McDonalds and had a bite. Chatted with the pharmacy guy next door then hoped a cab down to the Tropical bar.
Paid the usual $5 and walked in to the Tropical and never seen too much of anything as it was 10:30 in the morning.

Decided to walk the circuit. OMG I never seen so many 10/10 street girls at 10:30 in the morning. This Canadian dude was instantly hard.
Decided to walk to the Hong Kong Club. The waiter sopke almost no English but knew what I was after. He asked the girl I had requested and she quoted 100 another few quoted 80 and finally settled on an 80 girl
Went upstairs to the room and paid the fee. Not even sure how much I paid. Very mechanical and below average service lasting probably less than 30 mins and she was getting dressed again. Tipped the towel boys and said fuck this noise to the Hong Kong Club.

Walked up this steep hill that was loaded with street girls and taco stands. Settled on this very hottie but was a little hesitant as I was not sure if she was of age. Walked up these stairs to the worst room I have ever been in. No towels nothing but it was only $5 room Probably $4 too much lol
Young hard bodies girl who shoke zero English and tighter than ever. Very good service and for only 20 it beat the Hong Kong club bull shit hands down

After number two girl I asked where the Aletitas club was and made my way there.
Met this 10/10 hottie and sat down for a beer. Her hand was on my crotch instantly and we were off again for girl number 3 all within an hour and a half lol
This girl was average service but a great body and she moved around and at least made fake moaning sounds like she like it. I noticed she was totally wet so something was working.

Back down stairs and walked the streets again. Asked this street girl for directions and the next thing I knew I was on number 4. She was a 7/10 looker but I figured somethimes they are the best. Well I was wrong she was only average.

Grabbed a cab and headed back in my rental to Anaheim.
OMG went down Harbour to McDonalds and just as I pulled in two white vans unloaded I would guess eight girls each. I swear there were 12
10/10 looking girls! Picked up this black girl whose skrt was no more then three inches in length. She got in my rental and I could see the hottest looking pussy staring at me because she had not panties on.

I will continue later on this as well as day two in TJ

[Krappee]

Slimdaddy, you drove back and forth from Anaheim to TJ in 2 days? Why not just stay overnight in TJ and save gas money plus travel time?

[SlimDaddy]

I skipped a day and stayed in Anaheim as my hotel was already paid for and I had business there.
I ended up getting my rental for free as I had trouble with the trunk and getting my suit case out

Next time I will just stay in TJ. I felt fairly safe at all times and found the bars to be very friendly and
Aleitas was my favorite however I never stayed very late either days

Just got a silver necklace appraised here in Canada and it come to $245 Paid $85.00

[OCHobby]

Slim on you girl from Adelitas that was ALL WET, that's called K-Y. They slather the fuck hole with it, these girls are high volume, and they aren't going to wait for natural juices before getting down to it. Glad you had a good time but 10/10? Really 10s?

[Mutunus]

I wanna know more about the girls in the two white vans in Anaheim! Details, please. I wanna get in on some of that action.

[tatas4me]

Looks like doing your homework ahead of time paid off, SlimDaddy, Still there are too many angles in this game to score an A+ every time. Glad you're safe and had fun.

[goodquestions11]

Is good to hear a new guy came through. BTW is kind of shallow to rate chicas. Is better to see them as sperm depositories LOL!

[SlimDaddy]

The Anaheim girls in white vans on Harbour

I did some homework and a few people stated they seen the odd Black sw on Harbour. Well that is certainly true for the most part. The two days I cruised down Harbour simply because it was only a few blocks from my Hotel I did spot the odd 6/10 street walker on Harbour.

However the day or early morning evening return from TJ I swung by the McDonald's and was immediately curious why there was a line up of cars to get in at 2:00 A:m

Well after seeing the spill of fricking Latina models with size 1 dress I knew the scoop.
LE was buzzing so as a Canadian we know not to fuck around until you physically see some one picked up and dropped back off.
These girls I am sure were all Mexiacan and after chatting a bit with one she stated that she had done the Long Beach circuit.
The next day I went back to McDonalds for a full meal deal and was going to Super Size it however there was no one around

Slim Daddy

[hash_man1976]

Awesome report and puts me to ease for my first trip to Tijuana. Was concerned for security, but your report puts it to rest.

What was the damage at Aletitas?

eagerly waiting for day 2 report :-)

[SlimDaddy]

Is good to hear a new guy came through. BTW is kind of shallow to rate chicas. Is better to see them as sperm depositories LOL!

I suppose it is slightly unethical to rate the girls however if you go on the Canadian Boards rating the girls is common
This is more or less the guide lines that we use

Looks: 7/10
Attitude 3/10
Service: 7/10
Clock Watcher: Yes/No
Repeat: Yes/No

[goodquestions11]

I suppose it is slightly unethical to rate the girls however if you go on the Canadian Boards rating the girls is common
This is more or less the guide lines that we use

Looks: 7/10
Attitude 3/10
Service: 7/10
Clock Watcher: Yes/No
Repeat: Yes/No

I was making a joke. Personally, if I like a chica I'm gonna say nice chica. If I don't like a chica I'm gonna say she's a bitch. That's the GQ scale. I'm not putting chicas on a pedestal. And I don't care if it's Mother's Day season LOL!