Quick Trip

[emo_emu]

Long posts coming…. Sorry for any inconvenience caused!

Any time I am able to spend in the Kingdom, is better than not being there at all… and so it was that I was able to manage a 3 night stay last week in Bangkok whilst returning to Australia from Germany. It had been 15 months since my last visit, so it felt very overdue… and highly anticipated!

I boarded the Lufthansa flight out of Frankfurt and thanks to a quicker than usual flight time would be in Suvarnabhumi in just 9.5 hours… but, that was the only bright point… I became ill on the flight about an hour after the meal service… thankfully, I was in the back row of the plane and in an aisle seat with no-one next to me, because 5 trips to the on-board facilities ensued before touch-down!

Day 1. Wednesday 7th March

I arrived into Suvarnabhumi feeling completely exhausted due to my numerous sprints to the toilets which caused a very sleepless and uncomfortable night – and I felt near collapse whilst waiting to pass through passport control… is it my imagination, or is that whole process getting worse? It took 45 minutes to get through and I quickly grabbed my bag from the carousel, down to level 1 for a meter taxi and off to the hotel… all I could think about was getting to the hotel and lying down for a while, so I could rejuvenate before hitting the bars.

I get to my hotel… Town Lodge in Soi 18… first time I have stayed here and only did so, because of the 800bt per night price for a standard room via Stickman’s site/promo… usual rate of 1200bt per night… 800 seemed about right, I mean it is neat enough, but that’s about it – very basic, no lift (my room on 4th floor)… plus it’s a good 10 minute hike to Sukhumvit, although the walk is pleasant enough, despite the recent stifling heat.

Quick check-in at the hotel and I am in my rather small room by 4pm… quick shower and time for a rest… shit, I woke up 3.30am…. fucking missed my whole first night… damn Lufthansa and their dodgy chicken red curry… although, it probably was a good thing as my backdoor was still feeling the onslaught and propping up on a bar stool may not have been the best anyway…. So, back to sleep.

[emo_emu]

Day 2. Thursday 8th March

Day 2 dawns… and I am up and out the door at 10am… didn’t realise how tired I was, that damn flight really knocked me around and I have to say, I have never had a “good” flight with Lufthansa – this had been my worst flight ever, other flights with them have been “ok” at best.

I take the nice stroll along soi 18 to Suk… nice bright morning and not yet beaming down heat, so I wander along up to Asoke intersection… what the heck is that new building next to the BTS? Terminal 21… that’s new, that wasn’t there last time I was here… damn things move fast here…

So, I popped in to Terminal 21 looking for something to eat… the whole place is a bit novel, like walking into an airport terminal… each floor a different City… but, this place is definitely aimed at our little Nippon Bacarra botherers…. Even the restrooms in this place… the bloody toilets are musical bidet style… and the stores and restaurants are aimed at taking as much Yen as possible.

Up on the 5th floor (San Francisco) there is a dining area called pier 21…. Most meals here are priced 35-45bt, they are not the biggest portions in the world, but really some quite good Asian food… I had a marinated pork fillet, fries and salad plus a Pepsi all for 50bt… I ended up eating in this area 3 times in total… just because of the choices and great prices.

Anyway… it was now almost 11am… what’s a guy to do in Bangkok at 11am? Well, I can’t speak for everyone else… but, I went to Lolita’s… I rounded the corner from soi 8 to a chorused greeting, almost a cheer as I recall it, from about 10-12 girls sitting outside… geez, I missed Bangkok… I am sure this is how Olympic Gold medallists feel when standing on the podium…

I chose a girl named Ao (I think?)… she didn’t ask if I wanted a drink… just straight upstairs… I like this! – I take a seat behind the curtain and once again receive an expert bbbj that certainly takes my mind off the terrible day before… 15 minutes in and blast away…. 700bt + 100bt tip and on my way.

Strolled up Suk to soi 4… crossed the road and back down the odd side… those bloody vendors are annoying, basically nowhere to go but the road… bloody Sukhumvit road too… stepped out a couple of times, making the sign of a cross each time… then grabbed some lunch at Macca’s at Robinson’s – not what I would usually do, but with the events of yesterday, didn’t feel like pushing my luck with street food just yet… so, with that done, back to the hotel around 2.30pm for a rest…

6pm out the door and stopped into the Queen Vic soi 23 opposite the entrance to soi Cowboy… for some food and a quiet beer or 2 before wandering through Cowboy… food wasn’t too bad and it wasn’t too busy or loud… but, it was very entertaining inside… older gent at the bar, must have been nudging 70, looking at the door like he was waiting for a buddy to turn up – ended up being a bar girl maybe a 1/3 his age… a Brit guy with his arm candy at a nearby table… the guy had a set of headphones on the whole time and each comment was made loud enough to hear him at Nana… especially when they finished the meal and he so elegantly said to his much younger companion “WE GO BACK HOTEL, OK? BOOM, BOOM” just about the whole place broke into laughter, except for the young girl herself…. Major loss of face…. And, the middle aged American couple in the booth next to me… the bloke was looking on like he was a tad jealous, but his old crone of a wife was almost hissing in disgust… lol… Gotta love Bangkok.

Left the Queen Vic and headed down soi Cowboy a bit after 7.30pm… quite busy for such an early time… loads of punters in the outside areas of the bars, but hardly any inside… tried to grab a seat at the outside of my favourite (Tilac) but, nowhere at all to sit and didn’t want to sit down inside the bar, not yet anyway… so, back up along the soi and grabbed a seat outside Shark and had a couple of San Mig’s and watched the parade… bloody dodgy Indian watch seelers are a real pest... really in force and you really have to say no for them to go away... they will try to show you 4-5 watches before they do though...

Hmmm… Ladyboy bar in Cowboy… that’s new… and right opposite Bacarra… not a punter to be seen anywhere near it… not sure how it will go, Cowboy has never been on the radar for them or their admirers and I wonder how many will drag themselves away from Nana for 1 bar… now, I am not a fan of Ladyboy’s personally but I have seen a few that have had me scratching my head in disbelief… but, this bar “Cockatoo” doesn’t have any that would confuse a blind man on a dark night… bloody rough, from what I saw… but, hey each to their own… by this stage, I had planned to take a seat in Shark and view the talent… but, what put me off was the way the girls were acting when they popped outside… they looked quite disinterested… except when any Asian guys strolled by… they then became very animated… I didn’t like that… so, I paid the bill and wandered off…

Good to see the Arab’s clip joints weren’t that busy at all, relative to all other bars… maybe the word is spreading? And rightfully so….

Nothing much in Suzy Wongs… moved on… Bacarra did have some really cute girls, but again their focus was very much toward Asian dudes…. Damn, us farangs are starting to get the rough end of the pineapple in Cowboy… although, when I went back to Tilac… I strolled in, sat down and the difference in attitude was amazing… but, there wasn’t a great range of talent on display… actually quite a few chunky/over-weight girls and other odds and sods… had a drink and was about to check bin, when I spotted the girl I bar fined from Tilac last time I was there… she bounded straight over and threw her arms around me… guess she remembered me… what was I thinking, of course she did…

She is the only bar girl I have ever kept around for more than 1 night… she is not the hottest girl I have ever bar fined, but I really like her attitude… #77 Am, she is from Chiang Mai and has a different appearance to the usual bar girls… fairer skin for a start and is very protective of it… you’d think she was a bloody vampire… she covers up completely, full make-up, hat, long pants and sleeves when out during the day… but, she doesn’t seem to attract the same disapproving glances that I have noticed with the Isaan girls… anyway, we chatted for a bit… I bought her a drink and she asked if I wanted her to come with me, I said LT for 3k? no hesitation and I decided to bar-fine her… the first time I met her Dec 2010 – she was adamant to go for only ST and quoted the old standard 2/4k – I jokingly said at that time, you say 4k LT, but you don’t want to go LT? I told her I was going to go to another bar, she then agreed to LT… I then said ok, but for 3k, not 4… all done… but, now this would be the first time for me ever bar fining the same girl again… bar-fine paid - 600bt - off we went and had a couple more drinks in country road before heading back to the hotel… had a few more drinks in Toxic (ground floor bar) Town Lodge… played a few games of pool… damn, these girls can be good… I lost the first 4 games straight, before I got a bit of pride back by winning the next 2 before we called it quits to head upstairs….

Showered and in to bed… started with some nice soft kissing, before she proceeded on down for a nice bbbj… rubber on and she jumps on top in cowgirl…. And I notice she is riding quite vigorously and making a bit of noise… that was different from last time!... I wasn’t even close yet, as we had only been at 3-4 minutes… I thought it was a nice gesture all the same, until she started shaking and gasping… she then quickly hopped off, grabbed a towel and wiped her pussy and upper thighs and then joined me again… WTF just happened?? Don’t tell me she achieved the big “O”!... bloody hell, no wonder she remembered me….

Away we go again, this time straight into doggy…. And I could now feel I was nearing the end, so flipped her onto her back to finish in missionary… great session…. Really a good one, in fact one of the best I have had with a bar girl in LOS… we cuddled for a while before beginning round 2… had some difficulty getting there this time… maybe the alcohol, mixed with the issues of the travel and accompanying illness had taken its toll… but, we tried a few positions and she persevered to get me off for a 2nd by hand…

I then crumpled into a very contented sleep….

[emo_emu]

Day 3. Friday 9th March

Woke to have another very good session in the morning… gave her the 3k as agreed and we headed out to grab some food (Terminal 21) – funny, she works right across the street from this hulking place, but had never seen it! It was like taking a 5 year old to Disneyland…. She loved the statues and the different floors and shops and glittering crap in them… shit, I thought she was nearing another orgasm for a moment….

We sat down to eat and I was set about saying goodbye when she asked what I was going to do… didn’t really have any ideas and she said she would like to take me to Wat Phra Kaew (Emerald Buddha) – I had been there before, about 8 or so years ago and didn’t mind the idea… so, she ducked home while I had a coffee in whore-bucks, I mean Starbucks in T21… she was back within 40 minutes, changes into sensible, demure type clothing and off we went… onto the sky train, through to Thaksin BTS via Siam… onto a ferry and off at the stop for Wat Phra Kaew…

400bt for me, free for her… gotta love Thailand… and that damn pineapple for the Farang… though, It was a nice walk around and I always marvel at these amazing temples and always try to visit one when I am in Thailand… by the way, the Emerald Buddha had his cool clothing on (hot season) just in case you were wondering… he has 3 changes that coincide with the hot, wet and cool seasons… we leave the Wat and stop for some fantastic noodle soup at a street stall… seriously, some of the best Thai food is at these stalls and we headed off back for the ferry and sky train….

We arrive back at Asoke BTS and I was planning to say goodbye when she asks if I want her to stay again… I quickly weigh it up… I can say no, to which she already gave me the option of doing… or roll the dice and try again in Cowboy or Nana on my last night and not know what if anything, I will end up with…. I can hear the cries of “noooo” from the board… and can feel the shaking of the heads… what can I say, I am a weak, weak man sometimes and I do truly have a great time with her… sure, I will go to the bar with you and pay the BF again….

I would be leaving the next day… at least I would be assured of another great night with her – on top of this I learned that the next day would be her birthday… she showed her ID and to my surprise, she was turning 30 the next day… I didn’t think she was 30, but then these girls always look younger than they are, until they hit a certain age!

We go back to the hotel to shower and rest a little, and then out to head over to Tilac again… another new piece of info… her actual sister works in Tilac too… not bar sister or friend sister, as they often refer to other girls, her actual blood relative… who is younger than her, also with an excellent attitude, but IMHO doesn’t have the same looks… anyway, we turn up at Tilac and younger sister has been cooking a special meal for her sister for her birthday… Chiang Mai food, which they say is near impossible to find in Bangkok… I tried a little of it, some soup type thing, that looked full of vegies and grains, which I didn’t really care for, some glutinous rice, that they were rolling into balls and dunking in the soup and some really dried out, cooked fish… which wasn’t terrible… I decided to leave them both to eat, while a went to get something else… and grabbed a burger in the Queen Vic again…

With the BF paid again… we headed off to Nana to watch the shows at Angel witch and have a few drinks, before heading back to T21 to watch a 3D movie in the brand new cinema’s… she picked the movie… John Carter… personally, I didn’t think a lot of it… it is a great movie for the kids… she friggin loved it!

We again head back to the hotel… shower and in to bed… again some really nice kissing…

Please tell me… have you ever found a woman with skin as soft and silky smooth as these girls? Seriously, it so fantastic to touch and explore these bodies….

Down she goes for another bbbj… this time is even better than last night, so much so I don’t want her to stop and nor does she seem to want to either… she can tell I am really into it and her rhythm changes… this is how she wants it to end? Ok then, get ready baby!… in what has to be one of my quickest ever shots (around 8-10 minutes)… she throws both hands in the air in triumph and dashes off to the bathroom to spit out her achievements…. She comes back to bed and I fall asleep… shit round 2 will have to be in the morning….

[emo_emu]

Day 4. Saturday 10th March

Leaving BKK day… fuck, they are bad days… I bloody love it, when you are coming from Suvarnbhumi and you see the palm trees and lush green everywhere you look… this place feels more and more like home each and every time I come here… maybe I could live here…

But, the day you leave is almost like you are being led to the electric chair… you want a great last meal and a fantastic conjugal visit before the inevitable…

And, so it started… we wake around 8am to the sound her firkin mobile phone… she then tells me she has to duck home quickly, but will be back in 30 minutes… hmmm… maybe round 2 won’t eventuate, she asks for her money… but, I make up a story that I need to duck to the ATM (halfway along soi 18) and that I will give it to her when she gets back… off she goes…

She comes back 45 minute later with a gift box and a couple of envelopes…. We begin another session, but are interrupted by the damn phone again… I know it’s her birthday, but I want her to concentrate on blowing out my candle first!

Another surprise… it is her Son in Chiang Mai… I ask how old he is… 14! She has just turned 30…

We talk a little and start proceedings again… all the stop start makes it quite a lengthy session, but I finally get another one away and give her the money as agreed…

She showers and comes back in no rush to leave… we chat a bit more and she opens the gift, inside is a Gold bracelet… I ask which boyfriend it’s from… to which she laughs and shows me the accompanying letter from a guy from Iceland…. It turns out, he isn’t the only one… the other 2 cards are from 2 other guys… one in Canada, the other from Australia… shit…

Maybe she isn’t quite so different after all?

But, she has never asked me for any more than we have agreed on and she is fine and happy to talk about her situation and doesn’t hold any illusions about what she does for work – and despite, these new developments, it doesn’t affect the time I have had with her… which has been great.

We finally say goodbye just after 12pm… meaning she basically has been at my side for around 40 hours straight… total damage was 6,000bt for 2 nights + 1200bt for 2 bar fines…

I wander off to get some lunch… yep, Terminal 21… 3rd time… have a stroll around and head back to the hotel… I arranged a late check-out, as my flight was bound for Australia at 11.59pm… so, I have a bit of an afternoon nap… I wake around 3.30pm and stroll down soi 18 again… this soi has around 6-7 massage places… pretty much starting with Yardpet at Suk side and ending at a massage/barber shop near Town Lodge…

When wandering along soi 18… I kept hearing the same unusual noise… masaaad??? You like masaaad?? I had noticed a cute girl in a place called Butterfly massage about ¾ the way along 18 toward Town Lodge… and decided to pop over for a relaxing oil massage before my flight… the girl I wanted was already busy, so I chose another one called Pin or Pim, not too sure… she was very friendly and attractive, but I feel was mid 30’s… still, I didn’t have a great deal of time left, so opted for her and a 2 hour oil massage…

Jumped in the shower and onto the massage table… fantastic massage, really deep and strong which I like… flipped over onto my back and she basically stradled me to work on my shoulders and arms… likely story… the raising of the towel gave me away completely and she said “you want special” – I enquired naïvely as to what that was… she said hj 1k, body-slide 2k… I laughed a little and said it was too much… I asked for bj… again she quoted 1k… I told her no, it was too much… she continued on with the massage and I said how about bj for 700bt… she thought for a moment, then agreed… alrighty then…. The towel was whisked away and she started on a bbbj… any bj is usually better than not getting one, but I wasn’t going to get there… she seemed to pick up on that and started alternating between mouth and vigorous hand action… hold on, here we go… this is doing the trick!

I had a very strong shot… 600bt for 2 hour oily, 700bt for combo bj/hj… nice way to end my stay…

Back to the hotel… shower, rest and pack… then checked out… and cursed the damn taxi driver all the way to Suvarnabhumi… not because he did anything wrong, but take me to the damn airport!

[easymonger]

Great report buddy enjoyed reading it especially the “WE GO BACK HOTEL, OK? BOOM, BOOM”

Day 2. Thursday 8th March

6pm out the door and stopped into the Queen Vic soi 23 opposite the entrance to soi Cowboy… for some food and a quiet beer or 2 before wandering through Cowboy… food wasn’t too bad and it wasn’t too busy or loud… but, it was very entertaining inside… older gent at the bar, must have been nudging 70, looking at the door like he was waiting for a buddy to turn up – ended up being a bar girl maybe a 1/3 his age… a Brit guy with his arm candy at a nearby table… the guy had a set of headphones on the whole time and each comment was made loud enough to hear him at Nana… especially when they finished the meal and he so elegantly said to his much younger companion “WE GO BACK HOTEL, OK? BOOM, BOOM” just about the whole place broke into laughter, except for the young girl herself…. Major loss of face…. And, the middle aged American couple in the booth next to me… the bloke was looking on like he was a tad jealous, but his old crone of a wife was almost hissing in disgust… lol… Gotta love Bangkok. ….

[azztapper]

Great trip report. Glad you had "one more" in you that could be coaxed out (no sense taking it with you). I am heading to Bangkok next month and have never been in the mall you described. The Thai sweetheart you are describing sounds like the girls I've encountered every trip to Thailand I've ever had, and what keeps me returning. As for finding a regular, that will probably come around the time I retire there, and have need of someone to clean the apartment and feed the dog. Anyway, glad your time was productive and rewarding.

[noneother]

We go back to the hotel to shower and rest a little, and then out to head over to Tilac again… another new piece of info… her actual sister works in Tilac too… not bar sister or friend sister, as they often refer to other girls, her actual blood relative… who is younger than her, also with an excellent attitude, but IMHO doesn’t have the same looks…

that explains why the BG i took pointed to this beastly looking ajuma and said it was her "sister". I thought, how can this BG looks soooo different..lol..now i know

[emo_emu]

Thanks for the comments guys.. I know it was a lengthy post... glad you persevered!

There has been a real decline in posts on the site... especially trip reports, etc... I don't know whether some members, especially newbies are a bit afraid of posting their experiences for fear of getting hammered from the experts... I mean there is no doubt a lot of info and experience on this forum... and even though I feel I have a bit of a hold on things in LOS now (been going since 2001 every year/2 years), there will be some thinking 3k for LT??? shit, way too much... others may think it a bargain.... I just report what happens and hope you guys enjoy the read!

And... It doesn't matter how long you are in Thailand... it's always too damn short when you are being taken to the bloody airport!

[easymonger]

No thanks buddy, infact we all should thank you for writing such a lengthy trip report which has all the details in it especially for newbies like us. I have not yet visited the LOS once I do will definitely post my trip report here.

Thanks for the comments guys.. I know it was a lengthy post... glad you persevered!

There has been a real decline in posts on the site... especially trip reports, etc... I don't know whether some members, especially newbies are a bit afraid of posting their experiences for fear of getting hammered from the experts... I mean there is no doubt a lot of info and experience on this forum... and even though I feel I have a bit of a hold on things in LOS now (been going since 2001 every year/2 years), there will be some thinking 3k for LT??? shit, way too much... others may think it a bargain.... I just report what happens and hope you guys enjoy the read!

And... It doesn't matter how long you are in Thailand... it's always too damn short when you are being taken to the bloody airport!

[rits01]

And, the middle aged American couple in the booth next to me… the bloke was looking on like he was a tad jealous, but his old crone of a wife was almost hissing in disgust…

That's my second favorite aspect of any escapade to Asia :-)

Thanks for the repost!

[Punter Poontang]

Great trip report, thanks for posting.

Awfully tempted to head back as I have a few weeks leave and cash to burn atm, even found return flights from SYD - BKK with Jetstar (via Tullamarine) for AUD $545. That is CHEAP, now just need an excuse that the GF will buy .......

[noneother]

AirAsia cheaper bro.

SYD > KL > BKK (return) for under $450!

[kens016]

Australia is rather close and inexpensive for flights but no way I'm flying from the US to pay someone $240 for 2 days.

[Ru4Real]

Australia is rather close and inexpensive for flights ...

Yes we're closer (9.5 hours direct for me) but no, we're not inexpensive; more often than not I pay more for a flight than people from the UK do

[emo_emu]

Australia is rather close and inexpensive for flights but no way I'm flying from the US to pay someone $240 for 2 days.

Please... stay exactly where you are and pay $240+ per hour to some haggered hooker from your nearest trailer park....

You don't need to spend $240 for 2 days if you don't want to... here in Thailand you have a great array of choices... you can troll beach rd Patt's for a well-worn friend for around $12-15... if that's your thing... or you can spend $1,000's in Bangkok.... isn't it great to have choices??... how one person perceives value for the money they spend is entirely for them to decide - don't you think?

oh and by the way... the $240 for 2 days thing you quoted... she stayed for around 40 hours... that's an hourly rate of $6 per hour...