How to avoid tequila
Normally the sexy girl themself will ask for tequila's.Wah,our sexy girl ask wor,how ar?very difficult to say no rite?So in tequila we are not saying no,We feel happy if they like the tequila's..So the scenario's normally is like this..
Sexy girl blinking/waiving for tequila waitress/ladyboy
Waitress:Sir,you want to buy tequila for your girls?
Cheongsterowan la..(waiving hand showing dowan sign)
Waitress:buy la..RM10 only then put 3 glass on the table.
Sexy girlarling,buy for me la.I like to drink tequila..
Cheongster:Wah the beer so much on the table not yet finish,you want to drink tequila?Tequila very high eh lor!Dowan la..(push the tequila waitress away)
Waitress:Showing the 5 cent face..eye,nose,mouth everything shrinking..
Sexy Girl:Want la..I working ma..I need tequila so that I high then can sexy dance..
Cheongster:Okie la..just 3 ok?I scared you drunk ar..
Sexy Girlk..thank you darling.pop! & drink the tequila happily and pretend drunk then sexy dance with you.
Cheongster:Apa lagi..AR kao kao la..the girl drunk ady ma..(actually she is pretending)
another 5 minutes..
Waitress:Ah hia..tequila..put 3 more on the table..
Sexy girl:Wah..happy face..Darling for me la..
Cheongster:Ei you like tequila hor..after tequila,you so high.can hug me like long time lost friends and kiss me like eating balitong.
Sexy girls:Yeah I like it so much..
Cheongster:Ei,the tequila here not nice eh.My car got 1 bottle better tequila.Got brand eh..Jose Curvo..very famous,since you like so much I bring inside and share with you la!(quickly go car & take the Jose Curvo real tequila)cockages charges should be RM30 if I am not mistaken
Then comes in and pour the tequila to the shooter glasses which just now fill with the fake tequila.Come la girl let's drink tequila since you like it so much!.I take the whole bottle for you.The cockage very xpensive n this tequila also xpensive.You say you like only I bring nia..
Sexy GirlInside mind thinking)"I am not stupid coz drink this sure mao"any how must drink la..1 or 2 pop..(coz they also want face ma since just now say like..tak kan now dowan drink.
after a few pop think the girl will drunk or either go to other table.So if everytable,our cheong bro also have 1 bottle of real tequila on the table where the girl suppose to go?
The tequila waitress also not dare come your table.Coz when they come you already have the best excuse that you already have 1 bottle on the table.If you want me to buy you finish this bottle first la..I bet the waiter can't event stand for 10 pop.For their blue fake tequila 30 pop also never mind la..
Just to share with all the brothers here.Buy your tequila in duty free.You can keep inside the car or bring inside(up to you if you don't mind on the cockage charges)Watch out for the shooter glasses so that the tequila waitress never keep it.Or if already keep then ask for the shooter glasses for free to pour your real Jose Curvo.IF everybody done this together then I think the tequila culture will soon vanish from our sight!Good luck and happy bonking! "Now Everyone Has a Tequila" kakaka!![]()



owan la..(waiving hand showing dowan sign)
k..thank you darling.pop! & drink the tequila happily and pretend drunk then sexy dance with you.
Inside mind thinking)"I am not stupid coz drink this sure mao"any how must drink la..1 or 2 pop..(coz they also want face ma since just now say like..tak kan now dowan drink.
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