Hi. I was thinking of going to r Cozumel for some R&R (experiences -- good or bad.
Thanks in advance.

Hi. I was thinking of going to r Cozumel for some R&R (experiences -- good or bad.
Thanks in advance.

I've been to Coz a million times!
This is a bit more detailed info.
Green Room/Cigar Bar = Brothel in town
The Cigar bar is downtown, South a block or 2 from the main square. I was flagged off the street by a mighty attractive older woman. She was the bartender. I walked in and found I was the only patron in the place, completely empty. It was late and all the ships had left for the day. Only one working girl, she sat down next to me and started rubbing me leg. She made it clear what was to be offered. Bought her a drink, mistake! It was like 20US or 25US, I don't know it was just a huge amount to pesos. Then she asked if I want a message. She basically wanted 150 buck. I wasn't feeling a good vibe so I said I needed to hit up an ATM and bounced.
Place is ok. The Chica looked good but nothing special.
Platinos: Strip club
What a story this is....
I got in a cab around 3 or 4pm and asked where the pretty girls at. He took me to Plantinos.... We show up at this place and it's closed...but not really. I sit down at an outside seating area where an old lady is preparing food for something. There are 3 extremely hot girls sitting there. A huge mean looking mexican guy come over and gives me a beer and then leaves again. So I sit and chat will these girls for a while, I speak little Spanish and they had horrible English. So another cab shows up and drops off another Gringo like me and he sits down and chills. Then the one girl kept caller her friend on the phone to come over. We end up playing pool and drinking. The "friend" shows up and she is nice but not really good looking compared to the other girls. But basically I got drunk, and she took me into the club and and showed me the stage and everything, BTW the place is pretty cool inside, it nice, Then she takes me upstairs which is private and makes her offer to me. It was cheap and I was horny. Did my deed, She was a nasty girl, lets leave it at that. She told me to come back that night and see her dance once the place opened. I went back outside and my Cab was waiting for me.
So went back to me hotel and rested.
Later that night around 10pm I left for the club. Got there early, they were still setting up. The manager came over and very professionally said have a seat and a drink and relax. I sat there for almost an hour before the music started and girls began to show. Lots of extremely hot girls!!! They were hotter than most girls I find in strip clubs in the US. They couldn't dance for shit but that's fine with me. Again I became drunk and the same girl showed up and began hang out with me. I ended up going into a room upstairs with a bed on the floor. It dirty and nasty. I didn't want to touch anything. I again nailed this girl and wished I didn't.. there were so many hotter girls but I got suckered by this one again. Oh well, I left and that was that.
Plantinos has some really hot women. But I believe they are really $$$
California Club: Strip club
From what I've heard this place is closed. Been closed for some time from what I've found. I might be completely wrong. Place might be the place to be. I'll find out next time I'm there for sure.
La Salsa: Posts from years ago, Assume it is closed now.
This place is open in 09. I'm sure it's still open. It's the most legit place on the island. It's right south of the city. Near the Cruise Terminals. It's a nice place. Only open when the boat are docked. Its mainly for Cruise ship goers and crew. Might have a band playing. The girls will come to you and offer. Price is Negotiable. Some real hotties some notties. But overall doable. U make the deal and head for one of the many rooms in the back. You walk back and buy a condom from a old lady. They are pretty expensive. Get that, go back to the room. Most likely take a quick shower. And get it on. The rooms are nasty. Again didn't want to touch anything.
Good place. Only open while cruise ships are in, Prices decent, Completely safe for a Gringo. (not that Cozumel is unsafe anywhere for a gringo)
One more place to add to the list
I can't remember the name but is on Melgar ( i think its still called that south of town) south of the town. Right on the main road, right across from the southern cruise docks. Big green banner with XXX and women on it right out front of the place. Club is upstairs. Hot women, mostly south Americans, Prices are a bit steep. around 180 for room and girl for an hour. Girls look nice an perform well. Drinks for Women are like 20US. So don't buy drinks! The girls or the bartender will ask you if you want to buy them a drink...just say no.
Overall Cozumel is awesome. It's a really safe island but the Brothels seem shady. Safe overall but still Shady. So be careful and travel with a friend and you will have no problems. Even solo is OK, but I'd feel much better with a friend along.
Any question?

this info is great but its from a year ago. does anyone have any new intel on this place? i'm having a stop there on the cruise and wanted to inquire about updated intel. lemme know. thanx in advance
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I thought I had seen it all till I went to Rio.

I got back a few weeks ago from Cozumel. The info is pretty good except that Platinos and the other club on the south end of 65 never seemed to be open. The GH which is 1 block north of the main plaza in San Miguel, Cozumel, opens at 10 am. The girls vary day to day, although some of the girls are always there. During my stay I enjoyed the comforts of two of them - Katy (a native of the island) and Isis (from Mexico City). Isis was the more experience of the two (32 yo I think). Katy was prettier ((22 yo) and she gave me the only bbbj I got during my month long stay. As I recall they want 150 USD but you can get them to take 1500 peso (about 120, if you exchange at a bank or ATM, not a cambio). The room is 500 peso (of the 1500) and its good for an hour. The 1000 pesos for the chica is for the first pop. The second pop will cost another 500 pesos plus you need to get the condoms - 50 pesos each. What I liked about the GH is I could give the family cash and point them south, I'd meander north and "get a beer" ...and a babe. Well, when the GH had a babe. Some days the talent pool wasn't up to my standards.
On two occasions I went to the Bar and Co., which is known as El Barco. Just ask a cabbie to take you to El Barco. Verify it'll be 80 pesos. You'll have to hail a cab back...which should take about 5 minutes. I thought the girls were pretty rough there. First trip there was just one and several guys. The second trip I was accosted by a fat hispanic chica that I wouldn't pay to have sex with. Looking around all but one of the 8 or 9 chicas were fat. The one was taller, not as fat and had nice pechugas. I forget what I negotiated her down to but I think it was about 70 USD plus 500 pesos for a piece of crap room for an hour. Her name was patricia (not pronounce like we do) and she gave one of the best bjs I've ever had. Too bad it was covered. She knew how to do the deed too. Lots of interesting positions and variations.
After I aborted the first trip to El Barco I stopped by Salsa. I'd like to spend some time here checking it out and the place behind it. The chica's I met were not pretty or slender. I think they started at 150 us and I said "too much" in spanish and she immediately dropped it to 100 - 70 for her and 30 for the room. I drank my beer while she rubbed me and tried to get my interest and then I left. On another day, this place looks like it could be a lot of fun.
There are a couple of strip clubs (in Cozumel, strip clubs are whorehouses) on the south end of avenida 65. I didn't go by after dark (couldn't lose the family) but during the day they were not open and I didn't see anyone around to chat with. The Hotel California is near Salsa (the Motel Azul is conveniently located in between). My understanding is the Salsa is open during the day for the cruise ship clients and the Hotel California is open at night.
It really helps to speak at least a little spanish -the more the better. Barter in pesos for the best prices. And, keep your eyes open and stay alert. There is a certain sleazy side to this and I understand gringos sometimes wake up in the jungle without their wallet after being drugged. I didn't have any troubles. I treated everyone fairly and watched my back as much as I could.
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