The Dirty Dozen, 12 Tips For Happy Hunting

[dethbom]

here are a few tips that im sharing that may help you avoid alot of hassle. I dont claim to be an expert but i can claim experience

1. Never talk business through the window.
LE doesnt like there decoys to get in the car with you. They will try to talk a deal thru the window and meet you behind the building or something. Or they may try to talk a deal thru the window and then the minute they get in the car they swoop on you. Either way if they start talking business thru the window say "oh i thought you might have needed a ride" and drive away. The same goes for you, dont talk business thru the window at a female. Ask if they need a ride at most and leave it at that. Experienced chics will recognize subtlety and say yes and get in.

2. Dont talk price till your convinced its legit.
Follow your instincts. If the chic doesnt seem nervous at all about LE, be wary... But most decoys will ask you if your LE just cause they think its cool and that it will throw you off. If you get a feeling something isnt right politely say "oh i just thought you needed a ride" and drop her off. Even if you think its legit dont talk money till your ready to do "it". Lead her away from price haggling by talking about a safe "spot" to go to first. Be sure to keep driving the whole time. If they seem to start pressuring you to much about price and get nervous as you drive away from there spot, you will probably want to drop them off. Smell for the presence of alchohol breath, if smell is present its a good bet that your ok. Look for burn marks on fingers and hands, lighter thumb, cigarette breath and cigarettes, ash/soot stained fingers(from spoon cooking /w lighter)

3. Dont carry a wrapper with you late at night (9pm-430am).
While this may seem anti-productive it is your best bet. If you wanna actually do FS (vs just some bj) you can drive somewhere an buy one once you pick her up. Most times the chic will have some on her already. A wrapper will most of the time signal 'intent' to LE and get you a charge if you are with a known 'girl'. I was once actually just giving a chic an actual ride, to an actual store, and got pulled over. Because i had a wrapper in my pocket (i always carried one with me at all times in my wallet) and because LE knew her as a 'known working girl' i caught my first soliciting charge. imagine that...and wasnt even doing it!

4. Always have an alibi and stick to it.
Most of the time a firm "i was just giving her a ride" is your best bet if you get pulled over with a chic in the car (see rules 1 and 2). If you can, try to get your stories straight before the LE shows up at the window. Conflicting stories will most often lead to more trouble. "i was just giving her a ride" works best if the chic is well known by LE. If she isnt well known, try to come up with a story about going to a party or giving a friend of a friend a ride to a friends house etc... most importantly pick your story an stick to it. If you get caught with your pants down.... well the jig is up. There are worse charges than soliciting just try not to incur anymore charges in the process (such as resisting), see rules 5 and 8.

5. Clean your car before you go.
Assume you are going to get pulled over. Clean your car out with that in mind before you leave. No dorothy's (roaches) in the ash tray, no seeds on the floor, no paraphenalia whatsoever, no alchohol or empty bottles... anything seen by LE thru the window can constitute a full blown cavity search of your car... leading to more charges... a clean car is a happy car! dont think, KNOW that your car is clean. (see also rule #10). Remember, there are only 4 ways that LE can search your car 1) you or someone in the car gives them permission 2) they see probable cause evidence from outside or saw you doing something ilegal 3) You are placed under arrest for any reason 4) LE breaks the law an searches it illegally.(usually they get away with it) If you open the car door to get out, make sure to close it behind you, an open door lets them 'lean' in an search hoping to find something within reach.

6. Dont sit in hotspots.
The worst thing you can do is drive to a known vice area and drive in circles more than twice. Dont sit at a hot spot to do your 'business'. Insist on finding a safe area away from the hot zone. Coming up with an excuse as to why a average guy is driving around in the ghetto at 1am in the morning is about as fun as watching hair grow. In fact, watching hair grow would probably be more fun.

7. No more than one passenger.
More than one passenger (female) signals a 'party' to LE, especially past midnite. Your chance at getting pulled over are double as soon as a 3rd person gets into your car late at night. Also, your chance of getting paraphenalia dropped in your car doubles with each passenger.

8. Have a backup plan.
Expect to get pulled over sometime if you are a regular hunter of fine females everywhere. I have a trusted friend who holds a debit card of $500 just to come bail me out if need be, all i have to do is call and give him the pin number.. Either way keep at least up to 500 handy somewhere where so someone can get to it and come bail your arse out of jail, that is if your lucky enough to make bond before waiting for court.

9. Be patient and watch.
If the chic looks hot but you only see here talking thru windows or sticking to one obvious spot, be extremely wary... these are all signs of LE decoys. See if she gets picked up by others and dropped back off. I rarely pick up a chic on the first drive by. If you can, make her come to you...

10. Make sure everything in/on your car is legal.
Turn signals working, license plate light on, brake an taillights working, no cracked lights or windows, legit plates, insurance and registration, headlights both working, tint not to dark, etc... dont give them an easy reason to pull you over. If they do search your vehicle and find something, loudly and firmly proclaim that it is her's! you dont do drugs and you cleaned your car (see rule 5) before you left the house so it must be her's. If she hides something in your car and doesnt care if you get the rap, you shouldnt care if she does either. Dont take someone elses charge for them. Trust me when i say that you dont want to start racking up pdp (posession of drug paraphenalia) charges.

11. Get the girl out of your car as soon as possible.
Dont take her to meet the candy man, the ice cream man, the hotdog girl or any other supply 'person'. If LE spots a known 'girl' in your car, expect to have a bad day (or night, whatever the case may be). Driving her back close to the 'spot' where you found her is common decency, but dont do no more than that. It's called 'guilty by association' wether you did anything wrong or not (they know that you have intentions to do it, and then try to find reasons to harrass you).

12. Stay out of sight.
The benefits of tinted an mirrored glass outweigh the potential 'excessive tint' ticket you might get occasionally(see rule #10). Keep in mind though that excessive tint can be a reason to get pulled over to be 'inspected' for furthur violations, including but not limited to soliciting (see rule #3,#4, 5#, #8)...


By an large these tips will *help* keep you free for another day of happy hunting, however always keep in mind that the rules of the game are: if you get caught, you can go to jail!
If you cant do the time (or pay the fine), dont do the crime...

id like to hear any other tips anyone might have...

[cleveboy]

Thanks, those are some great tips. It looks like the best out line is "i thought you needed a ride". I personally think SW's are way too risky for you get, so that being said my tip is simply this 'dont get caught'. Meaning stick to the AMP's, much much less risk involved. It is a bit more pricey, but that extra cost is worth it in the long run compared to the sw scene.

[dethbom]

Thanks, those are some great tips. It looks like the best out line is "i thought you needed a ride". I personally think SW's are way too risky for you get, so that being said my tip is simply this 'dont get caught'. Meaning stick to the AMP's, much much less risk involved. It is a bit more pricey, but that extra cost is worth it in the long run compared to the sw scene.

The primary reason for using SW is cost. It boils down to 1 good/great time for $150 or 5-7 ok/avg times for $150....

For the avg worker making 350 a week after taxes you cant afford half a paycheck just to have some fun. so its the $20-30 or nothing.

The risk is definitely much higher as far as LE is concerned, but with a little common sense the risk is negatable, its up to the individual person i guess on how much risk they are willing to take. Myself, ive been thru worse than a penny-ante soliciting charge and a nite in the sloop, so the risk for me isnt that great. But, for a married man with kids and/or social status it could be disastrous. Im of the notion that a married man shouldnt be doing it anyway for the reason of taking home some std to the wife an kids.

I guess what im saying is that if you can afford it, by all means AMP is the way to go, but if you cant, but still wanna play, using some common sense (and some of these tips) you can usually make it thru OK.

[dethbom]

i also enjoy the hunt, just driving around 'window shopping' is fun too at least for me.