Good times...Bad times

[2muchthai]

Lord knows I've had my share.

A month ago I had no idea that I'd be in Thailand right now. Even upon my arrival had no idea of visiting Pattaya.
However,as I've reported,I took a beating health-wise while in Bangkok,had to delay my U.S. return and headed out to more familiar and less expensive Pattaya to regain my strength and that has been a success.

When I got here I did not have the stamina to zigzag the city in search of,which is my usual m.o. Called a 19 year old that was back home in the northeast and she came down and joined me.

I think that this girl is gorgeous to look at but I've also found her to be more than that.
While with me,for the better part of a week,she would go out and get me food & juice,meds from pharmacy,give massages without request,even waking me up for sex in the night which I've not found to be a regular occurance over here...especially from teenagers.
I apologized for being a bit dull as we did very little going out. Once to the movies,a couple of closeby dinners,and so forth.

No problem she assured,she just wants me to get well!

I could get alot more detailed but I'll begin to wrap this up...

My knees were beginning to buckle--I was getting comfy...to comfy--I didn't want to go find other girls--I liked this one and knew that she liked me.

At the end of a shortened week I woke up one morning,had breakfast and went to the atm. Got back to my room around 9:00am and she was showered,sitting on the bed,all smiles,speaking with her mom.
I pulled up a chair,handed her 25,000 baht and said that we couldn't stay together any longer.
She smiled big and pulled her hand back playfully like she was going to smack me...because of course she didn't believe me as I joke with her all of the time.
I told her that I wasn't joking,I need for her to go. Told her that she has done nothing wrong...you're very beautiful...I think that you are wonderful...can't tell you why right now...I will one day.

She said,"you no joke?"

No,I'm not joking. You can go tomorrow,the next day,whenever you like is ok. I kissed her on the cheek and I left.

As I exited my room I realized that I had about 17,000 baht in the side slot of my briefcase and she knew exactly where it was. Hell,I had her taking run & fetch $$ out of there the whole time that we had been together.
There was even a piece of me hoping that she would take that money upon her departure.

I went to the gym,had a light workout & kicked the bag a bit. The way things were going,I was afraid that it might kick back! Then to Jomtien for a short swim,a long walk on the beach and back to my soi for a thai massage before returning to my hotel.
When I entered the lobby the guy at reception,who I've become quite close with during my stays here,comes around the counter with his eyes wide open and a look of astonishment.

"Why do you send Miss Thailand away!"
I just shrugged and shook my head.
He then informed me that it's his sincere opinion that girls like her are "very hard to find in Pattaya!"
I told him that he was probably right and that he would know better than I.

I went to my room to find...no note--no female clothing--no sweet smells--no smiling little lovely. Only MY clothes neatly folded & hung which she had done the evening before after picking up the laudry that she had eariler taken out.
And of course,all 17,000 baht still in it's place.

Each of the 6 following statements that I'm about to make are NOT fact but my sincere beliefs...
Twenty-five thousand baht is a good deal for a working girl to stay with a guy who treats her well for less than a week--she has been at home in the northeast for the past 4 months being supported by farang $$--she falls into the upper percentage looks-wise of women her age not only in the workforce but in the entire kingdom--she likes me--she was enjoing herself while with me--she would have stayed within reason for as long as I wished.

Many 'Pattaya-knowledgable' farangs & WSG members alike would tell me that what she had going was nothing more than her well-honed little game that she's learned from her counterparts and practiced during short time in the business.

To me,that's not relavant!

What is glaringly evident is that she held up her end of the bargain and I didn't!

No,I hadn't told her how long I wanted her to stay but some warning would have been fair as I beleive she traveled 11 hours to see me.
I took my half right out of the middle of this situation and let the remaining pieces crumble and fall wherever they landed.

And I don't feel good about it.

These girls in general are survivors.
Many have taken farangs that fell in love with them and ripped these guys hearts out & raked them accross the coals.
She may be one of those girls--I don't know--and don't really care. I would rather her do it to me a dozen times than do it to her or any other even once.
Their little 'victories' against farangs in my mind are nothing more than minor battles won beneath the surface of a reality in which we almost always have the upper hand...as well as a much better life!

I've mentioned before that I have met girls during my travels that I could be happy staying with for my entire trip...but I never do. I stepped out of my boundaries this time and unfortunately I'm afraid the WRONG party of the two involved got hit unexpectedly hard.

Very little in this world,including some of what you'll find in Pattaya,is simply black & white. And it's my sincere opinion that one is much better served,in many cases,to believe in and explore the gray areas.
BUT...I believe that while in Pattaya you should pretent the gray area doesn't exist!
Otherwise,someone who's unsuspecting & undeserving may get hurt!

Maybe it will be you...or maybe it will be worse!

[rocky1838]

Lord knows I've had my share.

A month ago I had no idea that I'd be in Thailand right now. Even upon my arrival had no idea of visiting Pattaya.
However,as I've reported,I took a beating health-wise while in Bangkok,had to delay my U.S. return and headed out to more familiar and less expensive Pattaya to regain my strength and that has been a success.

When I got here I did not have the stamina to zigzag the city in search of,which is my usual m.o. Called a 19 year old that was back home in the northeast and she came down and joined me.

I think that this girl is gorgeous to look at but I've also found her to be more than that.
While with me,for the better part of a week,she would go out and get me food & juice,meds from pharmacy,give massages without request,even waking me up for sex in the night which I've not found to be a regular occurance over here...especially from teenagers.
I apologized for being a bit dull as we did very little going out. Once to the movies,a couple of closeby dinners,and so forth.

No problem she assured,she just wants me to get well!

I could get alot more detailed but I'll begin to wrap this up...

My knees were beginning to buckle--I was getting comfy...to comfy--I didn't want to go find other girls--I liked this one and knew that she liked me.

At the end of a shortened week I woke up one morning,had breakfast and went to the atm. Got back to my room around 9:00am and she was showered,sitting on the bed,all smiles,speaking with her mom.
I pulled up a chair,handed her 25,000 baht and said that we couldn't stay together any longer.
She smiled big and pulled her hand back playfully like she was going to smack me...because of course she didn't believe me as I joke with her all of the time.
I told her that I wasn't joking,I need for her to go. Told her that she has done nothing wrong...you're very beautiful...I think that you are wonderful...can't tell you why right now...I will one day.

She said,"you no joke?"

No,I'm not joking. You can go tomorrow,the next day,whenever you like is ok. I kissed her on the cheek and I left.

As I exited my room I realized that I had about 17,000 baht in the side slot of my briefcase and she knew exactly where it was. Hell,I had her taking run & fetch $$ out of there the whole time that we had been together.
There was even a piece of me hoping that she would take that money upon her departure.

I went to the gym,had a light workout & kicked the bag a bit. The way things were going,I was afraid that it might kick back! Then to Jomtien for a short swim,a long walk on the beach and back to my soi for a thai massage before returning to my hotel.
When I entered the lobby the guy at reception,who I've become quite close with during my stays here,comes around the counter with his eyes wide open and a look of astonishment.

"Why do you send Miss Thailand away!"
I just shrugged and shook my head.
He then informed me that it's his sincere opinion that girls like her are "very hard to find in Pattaya!"
I told him that he was probably right and that he would know better than I.

I went to my room to find...no note--no female clothing--no sweet smells--no smiling little lovely. Only MY clothes neatly folded & hung which she had done the evening before after picking up the laudry that she had eariler taken out.
And of course,all 17,000 baht still in it's place.

Each of the 6 following statements that I'm about to make are NOT fact but my sincere beliefs...
Twenty-five thousand baht is a good deal for a working girl to stay with a guy who treats her well for less than a week--she has been at home in the northeast for the past 4 months being supported by farang $$--she falls into the upper percentage looks-wise of women her age not only in the workforce but in the entire kingdom--she likes me--she was enjoing herself while with me--she would have stayed within reason for as long as I wished.

Many 'Pattaya-knowledgable' farangs & WSG members alike would tell me that what she had going was nothing more than her well-honed little game that she's learned from her counterparts and practiced during short time in the business.

To me,that's not relavant!

What is glaringly evident is that she held up her end of the bargain and I didn't!

No,I hadn't told her how long I wanted her to stay but some warning would have been fair as I beleive she traveled 11 hours to see me.
I took my half right out of the middle of this situation and let the remaining pieces crumble and fall wherever they landed.

And I don't feel good about it.

These girls in general are survivors.
Many have taken farangs that fell in love with them and ripped these guys hearts out & raked them accross the coals.
She may be one of those girls--I don't know--and don't really care. I would rather her do it to me a dozen times than do it to her or any other even once.
Their little 'victories' against farangs in my mind are nothing more than minor battles won beneath the surface of a reality in which we almost always have the upper hand...as well as a much better life!

I've mentioned before that I have met girls during my travels that I could be happy staying with for my entire trip...but I never do. I stepped out of my boundaries this time and unfortunately I'm afraid the WRONG party of the two involved got hit unexpectedly hard.

Very little in this world,including some of what you'll find in Pattaya,is simply black & white. And it's my sincere opinion that one is much better served,in many cases,to believe in and explore the gray areas.
BUT...I believe that while in Pattaya you should pretent the gray area doesn't exist!
Otherwise,someone who's unsuspecting & undeserving may get hurt!

Maybe it will be you...or maybe it will be worse!

Interesting post. I'm still picking myself up from the ground about the 25,000 baht for a week.

No wonder the mongering scene's dead.

It's all an act. But they are good actresses. Enjoy it. Don't fall in lurv

Pattaya working girls are in BLACK AND WHITE. It's sex, pretence love, care,for money.
It's sometimes pretty good though.

[2muchthai]

Time to get into my more familiar Thailand routine.

Still not quite physically ready to buzz all over town so I headed out to a small bar where I've had good luck in the past,has a friendly farang owner that I've had good conversations with and a nice,young well-spoken mamasan that is very familiar with what I like.

This place always seems to have a brand new pretty young arrival working and tonight was no exception.
Mamasan took me right over to her. Well built with a clean,pretty smile. 19 years old I'm told.
One drink for her,one for mamasan and off we go.

First to the new Beergarden at the north end of Walking St. A great place to get aquainted on that particular evening. Very quiet with a nice breeze & view. Some conversation and a little light kissing.
This girl is very pretty!

Next,down WS to a place that I don't remember before...KandyKlub maybe???
A soda for me and a something-er-other drink for her and about 30 minutes of dancing.
WOW!!! This girl can get with it and people take notice. A gogo type body with good sized natural breasts.

Then off to Leng Kee restaurant on Pattaya Klung for a bite to eat. A very well-lit restaurant and the first time that I had really gotten a good visual of her under the lights. I was impressed!

We traveled back toward my hotel and upon entering my soi she gets very friendly! Hugging closely,squeezing tightly,kissing my ear and asking "why did you want me??? mamasan tells me you like young & sexy!"
I'm of course thinking...how much more young & sexy do they cum?

We walk up,friendly security guy opens the door and asks for her ID. She hands it to him and he looks at it for more than a moment,speaks to her and she speaks back.
Uh oh,you know what I'm thinking! She couldn't be...she couldn't be a HE!

Nope,she was a she alright...all SEVENTEEN years of her.

The reception guy then whispers to me that he'll make an exception,not log her into the guestbook and keep it quiet.
No thank you I tell him.

Walked her outside and down the way a bit.
She then informed...all in very broken english of course...that while she is in fact just 17 years old that here in Pattaya she is 18.

Really???

One last pitch from her..."I sleep alone,you like to come to my home 10 minutes away?"

I was not the least bit tempted...ok,yes I was!!!

But instead I just smiled and hugged her,kissed her neck and told her that I'll see her soon.

Soon being about 5 months & 13 days from now!

[rocky1838]

Time to get into my more familiar Thailand routine.

Still not quite physically ready to buzz all over town so I headed out to a small bar where I've had good luck in the past,has a friendly farang owner that I've had good conversations with and a nice,young well-spoken mamasan that is very familiar with what I like.

This place always seems to have a brand new pretty young arrival working and tonight was no exception.
Mamasan took me right over to her. Well built with a clean,pretty smile. 19 years old I'm told.
One drink for her,one for mamasan and off we go.

First to the new Beergarden at the north end of Walking St. A great place to get aquainted on that particular evening. Very quiet with a nice breeze & view. Some conversation and a little light kissing.
This girl is very pretty!

Next,down WS to a place that I don't remember before...KandyKlub maybe???
A soda for me and a something-er-other drink for her and about 30 minutes of dancing.
WOW!!! This girl can get with it and people take notice. A gogo type body with good sized natural breasts.

Then off to Leng Kee restaurant on Pattaya Klung for a bite to eat. A very well-lit restaurant and the first time that I had really gotten a good visual of her under the lights. I was impressed!

We traveled back toward my hotel and upon entering my soi she gets very friendly! Hugging closely,squeezing tightly,kissing my ear and asking "why did you want me??? mamasan tells me you like young & sexy!"
I'm of course thinking...how much more young & sexy do they cum?

We walk up,friendly security guy opens the door and asks for her ID. She hands it to him and he looks at it for more than a moment,speaks to her and she speaks back.
Uh oh,you know what I'm thinking! She couldn't be...she couldn't be a HE!

Nope,she was a she alright...all SEVENTEEN years of her.

The reception guy then whispers to me that he'll make an exception,not log her into the guestbook and keep it quiet.
No thank you I tell him.

Walked her outside and down the way a bit.
She then informed...all in very broken english of course...that while she is in fact just 17 years old that here in Pattaya she is 18.

Really???

One last pitch from her..."I sleep alone,you like to come to my home 10 minutes away?"

I was not the least bit tempted...ok,yes I was!!!

But instead I just smiled and hugged her,kissed her neck and told her that I'll see her soon.

Soon being about 5 months & 13 days from now!

Very wise. You would have been looking after the 'friendly' security officers Family for the next ten years once He Blackmailed you.

Always check their I.D. yourself.

The Families send them out young these days. Things are tighter up in Isaan and all these under-age lovelies sitting around the mud hut earning no money.

[2muchthai]

On the town with a couple of Europeans that I met at last year. Both much younger than I and residents of Pattaya.

Drank my first beer since my illness in Bangkok.
A couple of stops early in the WS area and then to Hotties,located in the back of a complex opposite Mike's Shopping Mall. Both guys seemed to know the owner quite well. I'd been there once last December and recall a number of the working staff to be very attractive. This visit,with about a dozen girls on duty,I saw ONE that I would be interested in having sex with and that was ONLY from a visual standpoint. She never smiled once. The others I would not have f___ed for free! This all combined with the owner sitting right slap in the middle of this air-conditioned "nonsmoking" establishment puffing away stinking up the place.
Hotties...Notties!!!

While heading to our next destination we had to stroll past Lolita's. Holy smokes the gals were in attack mode! One latched onto me and wouldn't let go until we were practically on the patio of our next stop,Club Blu.

Once inside not a bad place.
Music has to be played at a certain level because girls are dancing,but it's not ridiculously loud. Air-conditioned and no smoking seems to be enforced. Beers & regular drinks below 100 baht. Not sure what lady drinks cost but I bought 2,neither for girls that I was interested in but rather for very friendly hostesses chatting with us.
Overall I did not find the quality of the ladies looks-wise at Club Blu to be high. Not really heavyweights,just not a lot of pretty ones.
This was surprising to me given the upscaleness of the place by Pattaya standards,as well as the way the guys that I was with had raved about the place.

One chick was attacking me and it became ridiculous. Throwing her leg over my shoulder(she was quite limber),unbuttoning my shirt and pants,humping me in my chair,moaning & yelling.
I don't know if this is normal the but the guys with me looked a bit surprised and even the girls working seemed to gaze with bewilderment.
I personally don't really dig all of that nonsense.
If I did I could have stopped at Lolita's.

But there was one girl that caught my eye. Not huge boobs but very attractive,shapely,a good dancer and smiled a lot which I like.
She smiled at me a lot,too and I like that even more!

I was ready to make a getaway!
I had an average looking bitch that I didn't care for draped on me,two guys buying beers faster than I could drink them and a commitment before noon the next day.
I usually like to talk to girls before I go anywhere with them but I've been known to roll the dice before and good looks coupled with a pretty smile that flashes often was enough tonight to get me to gamble.

Time to get creative.

I whipped my phone out of my pocket,got one of my friend's attention pointing at my phone as if there was an important call and tugged him outside.
Not knowing what was up he followed me.
We walked accross the street and with the phone(which was turned off) to my ear I spoke to him and told him that I wanted to leave,the phone gig is just a game. I told him that I was interested in no girl that I've seen except one,and told him which one it was. Told him that I'd give him the barfine and leave if he could take care of things.

I then handed him the phone,along with a card for my hotel,and told him to pretend as if he were talking because many girls were watching us from inside & from the porch.

He got a kick out of this.
Put the phone to his ear and told me that the girl I desired is one of the few that he doesn't know but he would do what I requested and tell the others that I had an emergency and had to go.
Wouldn't let me give him $$ for the barfine. Said he'd take care of it. To turn my phone on and he'd message me with either a "yes" or a "no" within a short while.
As I left I walked by the window where she was dancing and got one more big smile.

As I reached the hotel my message arrived...YES !!!

Prettier in person than in Club Blu.
Turned on some hiphop and danced with this friendly young girl in my small room until another guest banged on the door for it to stop!
Sorry !!!
50 years old and dancing at 1:00am in a hotel room with a girl less than half my age. I really should grow up...but that won't happen tonight.

A terrific BJ and let me f___ her sprawled out on her stomach of the shower floor with the water splashing all over us! No typical Thai lady shower cap...just soaking wet from head to toe.

After a good sleep I left her snoozing in the room at 9:30am. Put 1,550 baht by her purse and my phone # asking her to call me at 3:00pm.

And she did.

Invited her back for a visit before she began work. She arrived around 4:00pm and left at 6:15. Handed her some cash and she refused it. Told me to promise that I would call her again and come see her.
Assured her that I would but quickly shoved 640 baht into her purse. Don't want to make any promises that I may not keep.

Last night had good fun with a new girl from Nakula area which I'll report on later.

Staying in tonight alone.

[rocky1838]

On the town with a couple of Europeans that I met at last year. Both much younger than I and residents of Pattaya.

Drank my first beer since my illness in Bangkok.
A couple of stops early in the WS area and then to Hotties,located in the back of a complex opposite Mike's Shopping Mall. Both guys seemed to know the owner quite well. I'd been there once last December and recall a number of the working staff to be very attractive. This visit,with about a dozen girls on duty,I saw ONE that I would be interested in having sex with and that was ONLY from a visual standpoint. She never smiled once. The others I would not have f___ed for free! This all combined with the owner sitting right slap in the middle of this air-conditioned "nonsmoking" establishment puffing away stinking up the place.
Hotties...Notties!!!

If it's that English Guy you're talking about...He's not the owner. He's a front Man pretending to be the owner. The owner's a Thai Woman who own Classroom ago-gos. He's a fucking arse wipe. I shall never go back to that place. Aggresive cheeky Mamasung who thought She could curse me in Thai but couldn't take a cursing back in Thai.

While heading to our next destination we had to stroll past Lolita's. Holy smokes the gals were in attack mode! One latched onto me and wouldn't let go until we were practically on the patio of our next stop,Club Blu.

Once inside not a bad place.
Music has to be played at a certain level because girls are dancing,but it's not ridiculously loud. Air-conditioned and no smoking seems to be enforced. Beers & regular drinks below 100 baht. Not sure what lady drinks cost but I bought 2,neither for girls that I was interested in but rather for very friendly hostesses chatting with us.
Overall I did not find the quality of the ladies looks-wise at Club Blu to be high. Not really heavyweights,just not a lot of pretty ones.
This was surprising to me given the upscaleness of the place by Pattaya standards,as well as the way the guys that I was with had raved about the place.

Best quality girls I have seen in Pattaya for a long time. Ask KP and Jerboa. Maybe you have different taste.

One chick was attacking me and it became ridiculous. Throwing her leg over my shoulder(she was quite limber),unbuttoning my shirt and pants,humping me in my chair,moaning & yelling.
I don't know if this is normal the but the guys with me looked a bit surprised and even the girls working seemed to gaze with bewilderment.
I personally don't really dig all of that nonsense.
If I did I could have stopped at Lolita's.

But there was one girl that caught my eye. Not huge boobs but very attractive,shapely,a good dancer and smiled a lot which I like.
She smiled at me a lot,too and I like that even more!

I was ready to make a getaway!
I had an average looking bitch that I didn't care for draped on me,two guys buying beers faster than I could drink them and a commitment before noon the next day.
I usually like to talk to girls before I go anywhere with them but I've been known to roll the dice before and good looks coupled with a pretty smile that flashes often was enough tonight to get me to gamble.

Time to get creative.

I whipped my phone out of my pocket,got one of my friend's attention pointing at my phone as if there was an important call and tugged him outside.
Not knowing what was up he followed me.
We walked accross the street and with the phone(which was turned off) to my ear I spoke to him and told him that I wanted to leave,the phone gig is just a game. I told him that I was interested in no girl that I've seen except one,and told him which one it was. Told him that I'd give him the barfine and leave if he could take care of things.

I then handed him the phone,along with a card for my hotel,and told him to pretend as if he were talking because many girls were watching us from inside & from the porch.

He got a kick out of this.
Put the phone to his ear and told me that the girl I desired is one of the few that he doesn't know but he would do what I requested and tell the others that I had an emergency and had to go.
Wouldn't let me give him $$ for the barfine. Said he'd take care of it. To turn my phone on and he'd message me with either a "yes" or a "no" within a short while.
As I left I walked by the window where she was dancing and got one more big smile.

As I reached the hotel my message arrived...YES !!!

Prettier in person than in Club Blu.
Turned on some hiphop and danced with this friendly young girl in my small room until another guest banged on the door for it to stop!
Sorry !!!
50 years old and dancing at 1:00am in a hotel room with a girl less than half my age. I really should grow up...but that won't happen tonight.

A terrific BJ and let me f___ her sprawled out on her stomach of the shower floor with the water splashing all over us! No typical Thai lady shower cap...just soaking wet from head to toe.

After a good sleep I left her snoozing in the room at 9:30am. Put 1,550 baht by her purse and my phone # asking her to call me at 3:00pm.

And she did.

Invited her back for a visit before she began work. She arrived around 4:00pm and left at 6:15. Handed her some cash and she refused it. Told me to promise that I would call her again and come see her.
Assured her that I would but quickly shoved 640 baht into her purse. Don't want to make any promises that I may not keep.

Last night had good fun with a new girl from Nakula area which I'll report on later.

Staying in tonight alone.

Glad your enjoying it. I'm nearly missing it.

[jeremy]

Nice posts. What illness did you get?

[ftudjman]

Nice post!

I am one jealous mother fucker.

Have a safe trip back and stay healthy!

[Mr Shagmeister]

I have been meaning to check out Hotties for ages, at least you've saved me the time and trouble if it's as bad as you say.

Club Blu is the closest indoor bar to where I live. They do have some decent/good looking girls dancing as coyotes, the problem is that I've found it very hit and miss about which girls BF and which don't. Also I might be wrong but although a Jack Coke is reasonably priced I never feel like I'm getting a full measure, a bit like in Superbaby or Supergirl.

[2muchthai]

Out this evening to the Nakula area with a nice Italian gentleman staying at my hotel.
Met him here last year as well. Again a fellow quite a bit younger than I but hey,it's getting to that point where it seems almost EVERYONE is younger than I...with of course the exception of JRC who if I'm not mistaken is quickly approaching his 82nd birthday!
I'll also mention that on this particular trip I have noticed the average age of men visiting Pattaya to be MUCH younger than my previous stays.

I've not spent much time in Nakula but it seems to be,at least on this particular evening,a quite lively area.

We slid into a bar that he has frequented. Had a beer,a game of pool and staff seemed familiar with him. He introduced me around and girls very friendly...so-so in looks.

But right next door there was a place that had a girl working who I had trouble keeping my eyes off of.
Problem was that she was behind the bar and I couldn't get a visual of her entire physique. But she smiled a lot and that's more often than not my first attraction.

I excused myself and walked over.

Once I entered and began to zero in,I realized that this bar had a number of attractive girls. Though I didn't meet them all,most seemed friendly and sent off positive signals...good body language.

But I'll piece together & describe the one that origionally drew me in...

A very pretty smile...actually perfect...and a smooth,lovely complexion.
I ordered a beer and when she went to fetch it I got the full-figured view. Little black shorts that housed what appeared to be a tight & solid butt with some of the most shapely legs that I've seen this trip.

Now some of you guys may not agree with this next statement but as attractive as I Thai women to be,often they do not have the nicest shaped legs in the world.
Sometimes kind of big from the crotch area to the knee,then uproportionately thin from there down.
Sometimes thighs a little too close together up high.
Others just to damn skinny all the way down with no muscle or definition.

This ladies legs,in my opinion,were magazine material.

Though they were slim,she had the curved & muscular hamstrings. And when she took a step her calves had that exploding defined effect that's hard to miss...especially over here.
She was also extermely friendly but spoke next to no English. This didn't surprise me so much until I learned that she was 33 YEARS OLD!!!

Are you kidding me!!!

And 2 children...10 & 8.

She obviously has not been in the business for long unless it was in some Thai karaoke joint or some wayside brothel in the north.

Ok,the shallow side of me was kicking in...I motioned for her to please show me her stomach? She quickly did.

And while not the same ironed-out effect as that of some of the teenyboppers in which I've become accustomed to here in the kingdom,her tummy was amazingly smooth and completely without the withered look as that of so many young mothers accross Asia. More that of an in shape mom back in the states.

My guess is this lady is the product of a late-in the-action vietnam soldier.

Off we go and the BEST BJ I've ever had in Thailand and let me cum in her mouth. Not sure if she swallowed but it took her a good minute or two of rustling around with her toiletries before entering the bathroom to rebrush her teeth.
Next morning very good sex and more great oral from her.

Gave her 1,540 baht.

A wonderful lady!!!

[mthl1]

How come I wasn't as lucky as some of you guys are, maybe I should scout wider ...

[2muchthai]

A late dinner last night(9:00pm's late for me) with manager in my hotel,an email check and a quick gander at WSG.
Pretty boring on the board,seemed most of you guys just sitting home intoxicated,strung out on anti-depressants,yanking your cranks.

Walked down my soi and hopped on baht bus at same time as an attractive & well dressed young lady.
My phone buzzed,I ignored it and introduced myself.

"Hello" she replied..."I am May."

Facts...
May is quite pretty! Medium colored blemishless skin,clean well-done natural nails and a very modern hair style. Perfectly straight teeth with braces on them...possibly a fashion statement. Excellent English!

Possibles...
May claims to be 19 years old,from Bangkok and work in a salon in Pattaya.

She asked where I was going and I said to have a drink with a friend and head home early.
She asked if it was a "lady" and I said no.
Said that she was meeting a friend at Royal Garden and not doing much of anything later.
Asked if I could call her...she said yes,and punched her # into my phone.

I hit call and she reached into her purse to show me that it's ringing.
She hopped off at RG and we exchanged goodbyes.

I continued into north Pattaya and went to a small bar the I've frequented on previous visits and am quite fond of the English owner & his lovely Thai wife.

Had one beer and was set to move along when "May" rang me.

We met at the north end of Walking St. and headed out for some food as I had eaten only a light dinner...and my appetite is beginning to roar again after my earlier illness.

I had May pick the restaurant and she took me to one not far from my hotel...predominantly Thai frequented it appeared. Great food!

Of course I then asked her if she would like to join me at my hotel? She thought for a short moment and said that she would need to go home first.

Well,I had no idea what to expect so I handed her a card for my hotel,she already had my phone number,kissed her hand and told her that I look forward to hearing from her.

I walked home,showered and got a call within 15 minutes from reception..."May is here for you."

During dinner I had informed Miss May of my fondness for mango & sticky rice. When she entered my room she had brought along just that.

Thank You !!!

May showered and I tossed her one of my t-shirts to put on.
We kissed & carressed a bit,lifted 'my' shirt up and smooched & sucked her firm little bossums...definitely a childless young lady!

Things got more fun !!!!

I crushed the mango that she had brought me and smeared it over her breasts,stomach & upper thighs. Dribbled the sweetened coconut milk over it as well.
Gently licked it all over her,occasionally pressing my lips against hers so she could get a taste as well.

I'm not a big fan of reading indept sexual details that guys so often deliver on this forum,especially when they attempt to convince us how thrilled that the hooker was with his unique performance.

But I'm going to tell you something guys...this young lady was beginning to hyperventilate!
And we hadn't even had sex yet!

But we eventually did,after showering together as well as in the shower.

A so-so BJ from May but I'll cut her some slack due to the icicles on her teeth,for whatever reason that they are there.

Not great sex from her in the shower as we did it standing and I think that she was a bit uneasy,unbalanced.
Quite good sex though in the bed...in the chair & on the dressing table the following morning!

Gave her 1,440 baht.

I like May!

Reception informs me that she is in fact 19 years old and from Bangkok.

But works at a salon...hmmm ??? Two out of three ain't bad !!!

[rits01]

Your reports are very good - in both senses: not only very well - written, but also tell of interesting exploits.

That's the only winning combination as far as I'm concerned: neither dull reports of great experiences, nor well written reports of mundane experiences are of much interest to me.

In a few short weeks I may be heading to the LOS. I was thinking about a laid back holiday in Samui (+ some light mongering) instead of pattaya this time; Your stories make me reconsider my plans.

Respect!

[Mr Shagmeister]

Happy to hear 2MT is well again and having a good time.

A lot of the bargirls are hurting financially because there are so few punters in town compared to normal. It's not unusual to drive past a BB complex at 9pm or 10pm and see just a couple of farangs in the whole place.

I think soi 6 is struggling more than usual for the low season as well. It will be interesting to see what happens in Pattaya over the next several months as the impact of the farang world's economic problems starts to hit home.

As an example Pattaya has organised a scheme where many shops are having 'up to 70% off' sales until September. Asian airlines have already cut back on many flights in and around Thailand.

In the Land of the Smiling Blind Hooker the one eyed monger is king !

[2muchthai]

Headed out on my own last night and started off at the same open-air bar in north Pattaya as the evening before.

Again,a very small place owned by hands down one of the wittiest & friendly guys that I've ever met in this town and his Thai wife is an absolute sweetheart.
Beers here are 55-60 baht...barfine is 200 baht...lady drinks 20 baht over customer price and lady gets the extra...music style varies and is never blasting.
I've often wondered with these prices how he stays in business...and just as often thought it best that I DON'T know!
And of the probably 100 bars that I've been into in Pattaya I've found the service at this one to be consistantly pleasant & terrific.

The previous night--not many girls on duty and the ones that were...completely unappealing to me.

Last night--the place was swarmed with ladies...probably 3 that I would have sex with...2 of which I have previously have!

A regular well-to-do friendly expat crowd that hangs there,most of which now have regular former bargirls as steady girlfriends.

Chatting with one 50-plus guy who asked if I've ever used viagra?
No,I haven't.
Reached into his pocket and handed me one...100mg's...said I may want cut and take half.
Smiled and popped the whole tablet into my mouth and washed it down the hatch.

Owner laughingly informs me that I may now need a xanax to help calm the effect...other fellow says I'll likely need two ladies!

You are both knowledgable gentleman,I'll take both of your advice!

Called owners wife over,put my arm around her and told her which girl I fancied as I had already this bought this particular one a drink and chatted a bit that evening with her.

AND...if I choose another that is clean,friendly & suits her fancy...will she agree to the company of another lady as well?

BIG SMILE FROM THIS REQUEST !!!

She calls her over...yip-yaps in thai...more smiles..."you bad boy"...ok!

Now...as we say in America...I throw them a curveball.

Paid my bill,200 baht barfine,tipped,kissed the wife,shook guys hands,said see you all later.

"Wait,what about lady?"

See you soon I say!

Zipped to soi 3.
About halfway between 2nd & Beach Rd a string of small new bars connected,very well-lit,with a number of raring-to-go ladies! Some ugly as homemade sin!!! A couple not!

One had caught my eye a few days before as I strolled by...tonight she came to mind...and there she was!!! And available!!!

Not too much english from her but mamasan explained the deal...with me making it clear that if there was ANY discomfort from her or the other lady that she could go,keep the barfine and I'd financially make the trouble worth her while.

Back to the origional bar with my 20 year old in tow.

A bit of uneasiness from her upon entry of this strange bar,some odd looks from the staff,frozen faces from the expats,etc.

But it all eased up!

A 3-way chat between owners wife & my "two" ladies.
A game of pool...doubles...with owners wife & myself as partners...and my "two" ladies as partners.

12:45am--with viagra in me for almost 2 hours now,I pop the xanax.

The 3 of us depart with 'everyone' now relaxed & smiling.

I won't give all of the details but will say that the evening turned into a fantastic sexual adventure that most men unfortunately only hear,dream,read & fantasize about!!!

I would also like to ad that the "little blue pill" WORKS !!!

Overtime in fact as it's been nearly 20 hours ago since I took it and still feeling the effects!

Not necessarily bad news either as I see two missed calls from "Mango May!"