Secrets is a bar and hotel in Pattaya, on Soi 14 just off Walking Street. Not exactly Soi 6, but the level of public daring suited me fine at Secrets. S/T rooms are available in the bar above the hotel. Very clean and well-appointed.
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Well....umm. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the neck of a beer bottle is three inches, maybe four.Originally Posted by Evil Penevil
Umm...That's certainly not more inches than most.
"What kind of erection, sir?"
"A rip-roaring hard on, ma'am. It was a rip-roaring one."
Nice report. I wouldn't let any of those girls near my cock though so I'm glad they're happy with sucking bottles instead
And it's a 1000 baht bar fine in there for that!Nice report. I wouldn't let any of those girls near my cock though so I'm glad they're happy with sucking bottles instead
Masturbation would be better
Rocky...The voice of the common Man
Be glad he didn't use a Heineken bottle to demonstrates instead....
For a real contest, a Corona bottle should have been used.
You gotta give it to Evil: He really knows how to party...Be glad he didn't use a Heineken bottle to demonstrates instead....
For a real contest, a Corona bottle should have been used.
Just to correct some disinformation in another post: the girls in the pics I took of deep-throating the bottle were hostesses. The bar-fine for them is 400 baht. The bar-fine for coyotes (dancers) is 1,000 baht before midnight and 600 after midnight. The reason for the 1,000 baht bar-fine is to discourage punters from bar-fining them early in the evening. Coyote dancers get a salary from the bar of 15,000 baht a month (sometimes more), so the management wants the girls to be there and dancing a few hours every evening. When punters say, "I'll never pay that!" it means the policy is working.
Below are photos of Secrets coyotes - taken by a pro photographer - that I lifted from their Website. They are typical for the bar's coyotes.
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My eyes must be getting bad than. I spent about a dozen nights in Secrets and I seen nothing like these in the touched up photos.Just to correct some disinformation in another post: the girls in the pics I took of deep-throating the bottle were hostesses. The bar-fine for them is 400 baht. The bar-fine for coyotes (dancers) is 1,000 baht before midnight and 600 after midnight. The reason for the 1,000 baht bar-fine is to discourage punters from bar-fining them early in the evening. Coyote dancers get a salary from the bar of 15,000 baht a month (sometimes more), so the management wants the girls to be there and dancing a few hours every evening. When punters say, "I'll never pay that!" it means the policy is working.
Below are photos of Secrets coyotes - taken by a pro photographer - that I lifted from their Website. They are typical for the bar's coyotes.
Maybe they were all bar fined out?
Rocky...The voice of the common Man
Well if they look like the first three photos I'll be barfining there next trip.
Two of the girls are still at Secrets ( or at least were at the end of March). The one with large breasts (natural, not silicon) is named Wan. She is hugely popular and is bar-fined every night. Some talk that a farang was going to whisk her away, but it hasn't happened yet, apparently.
There was a standing joke that she never took her coyote outfit with her to work because she would be bar-fined as soon as she stepped through the door and therefore wouldn't need it. Like everywhere else, you have to get to Secrets early (about 6.45 pm) if you want a chance at the girls deemed most attractive. The Secrets forum has individual threads devoted to Wan and other popular dancers there, with a lot of photos, by both pros and punters. They also contain the latest gossip on the girls.
Wow, Rocky, a dozen nights at Secrets! That's more than I spent there on my last four trips combined. I'm surprised you'd keep going back if you feel the girls aren't attractive and the place is overpriced.
Evil
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I used to drink in Secrets because because...cheap draught beer, good location and so near Walking Street but away from the Madding crowd.
You're making things up now. I never said the girls weren't attractive I said their promo pics are well touched up.
I got a good welcome in Secrets and like the place. The 1000 baht bar fines ARE a rip off. A Thai hooker's a Thai hooker. Anyway you want to call Her a Diva, a Coyote or a burst arsed bandit from Hell
Rocky...The voice of the common Man
So Evil, have you barfined any of these attractive coyotes or did they fail your age test? (i.e. they're below 40
I guess we just need JRC now....
Jimmy is usually polite in the way he expresses himself. He may disagree with just about everyone on the board, but he is polite about it. Sometimes he praises, sometimes he criticizes, but JRC is seldom rude. Stubborn, yes, but not rude.
It's the mindless hostility on the part of some posters, coupled with attempts at humor on the level of Gary the Retard, that has been a problem for the forum - not disagreement on issues of substance.
Evil
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Just a few more pics...
Evil
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