The Cat´s Guide To Lima

[thecatsmeow]

Photo 1 - More of those fabulous assets.
Photo 2 - The prize
Photo 3 - Open wide as the guys on WSG need to get a good view
Photos 4-5 - The way her pussy lips stood up and away from the pussy fascinated me. I took half a dozen shots of the pussy lips alone. Great stuff.

[thecatsmeow]

All,

The following Banos Turcos is the very first massage center I visited in Lima. This location offers great non-sexual massages (my masseur was an old blind guy). This info is a couple of years old and the rates may have changed:

Banos Turcos
Calle Ucello 260-104
San Borga (Centro Comercial)
Al costado de Wong (Supermercado)
Tel: 225 9722 / 475 1997 / 475 0116
M-F: 12pm-11pm
Sat: 7am-11pm, Sun: 6am-6pm, Holidays: 8am-8pm

Entrance fee: 45 sols
Massage:
55 sols for 55 mins corporal,
50 sols for 60 mins shiatsu

Many Banos Turcos in Lima offer additional services all the way up to full service. These locations come recommended from people I know and trust. They all offer a happy ending, at a minimum.

Banos Turcos Relax y Vida
Carlos Villaran #121
Santa Catalina – 265-5370
Open daily from 10:00 AM until 10:00 PM
http://www.geocities.com/relax_y_vida

Banos Turcos La Marina
Avenida La Marina #2865
San Miguel – 578-2476

King Spa
Avenida Arequipa in Lince

Ely Spa
Sorry, no details.

The only one of these locations that I have personally visited is Relax y Vida (the post immediately following this one is a RyV field report I wrote on a different board last year). The reason that I do not often visit Banos Turcos is that I have a couple of "personal" masseurs who visit me at my hotel or apartment when I am in town. These girls are trained masseurs who I have retrained to provide me with extra services delivered to my exacting specifications .

The Cat

[thecatsmeow]

All,

What is there to say about Relax y Vida that has not already been said? My last visit (which was also my first) was somewhat of a disappointment as they assigned me a new girl who did not deliver the kind of service I had come to expect based on the reports posted on this site.

However, the consistently glowing reports convinced me to try it again and this time around the results were far more satisfactory. When I called to make the reservation earlier today, I made a point of telling the Mamasan (her name is Sra. Miluska for those of you who keep track of such things) that my last visit was a dud. This ploy had the expected effect; she assigned me a top drawer performer in order to make up for previous deficiencies. Her name is Caterina and she is a 24 year old medical or nursing student. I would rate her a 6-7 in looks and though she does not have a supermodel body, like some of the other girls at RyV, she is sexy enough. The mini falda and puta heels that all the RyV girls wear help in this regard.

Caterina told me she plans to quit in a few months, once she graduates, in order to pursue her real career. I will not provide all of the sordid details as the RyV routine has been described often enough. Suffice to say that she really knows what she is doing and that I left the place spent but fully satisfied. I have read somewhere on this site that Camila is the "best of the best" at RyV. I asked for her but she was not on duty today. However, Catherina must be pretty close to the top of the totem pole if my experience is representative of normal service.

If it has not already been reported, I should mention that the entrance fee at RyV has increased from 70 soles to 80 soles. Combined with the strengthening value of the Nuevo Sol, this equates to about USD 26 (I paid closer to USD 21 on my last visit). The propina for the girl remains discretionary although I have seen 50 soles regularly mentioned. Catherina provided wonderful service and, accordingly, earned a generous tip.

The Cat

[Sly One]

I will be having a Sex Party/orgy this Saturday night. 9.00p.m. to 1.30 a.m.
Anybody will be in Lima and is intrested in attending P.M. me.
Sly

[thecatsmeow]

All,

I somehow ended up on the caramelitosdelperu website (www.caramelitosdelperu.com) and noticed Samira, or more precisely her ample chest. Those of you who follow my posts know that I like leggy girls but every now and then I get the urge to lay my hands on an oversized pair of tetas. Sometimes, in moments of weakness, I get to thinking that if I could find a tall, leggy girl that has tits the size of Africa and is trained as a professional masseur, I would marry her on the spot. Anyway, I digress.

And so it was that Samira ended up in my hotel room for a photography and balling session. Samira is a 21yo pharmacy student from out-of-town (I forgot where) who works on the side to pay for her studies. The rest of her is not as compelling as the tetas but who cares. The best part was watching them swing back and forth in the mirror, like pendulums, as I took her from behind. Now that is a memory.

Total damage: 200 soles for 90 minutes work.

I hope you enjoy viewing the photos as much as I enjoyed taking them.

The Cat

February 5, 2008 Update: I just accessed the site and Samira is still being advertised on it so I assume that she is still in the game.

[thecatsmeow]

Pictures 1-3: Here they are, in all their glory
Picture 4: The money shot
Picture 5: Preparing herself for the inevitable

[vegasrick]

I just got back from Lima and the most convenient place to exchange money is right on the street in areas like Miraflores and San Isidro. The street money changers are licensed and easily identifiable by their bright green jackets with dollar signs on them.

Currently, they are giving you anywhere between 2.90 to 2.93 soles to the US dollar. This is far less than the 3.20 soles I was getting just a couple of years ago. Meanwhile, a Euro will buy you anywhere between 4.10 to 4.13 soles.

I know a couple of guys who live down there and are on US dollar fixed incomes. The decline in the value of the dollar is hurting them.

Avoid changing money at the airport which gives you a poor rate and charges commission besides. You can usually pay for a taxi ride into Lima with USD ($10-15 should be sufficient to Miraflores).

For a while, back in October 2007, the best rate to be had anywhere was in the Majestic casino (It is co-located with the Marriot hotel in Miraflores). They were paying 3 soles to the dollar while the street was offering 2.97 tops. However, they have sinced changed their rates and are now offering 2.90 soles per USD. This makes them a little worse than the street changers.

You can also usually get a good exhange rate if you withdraw soles using your US ATM card. However, you need to be aware of cash advance fees and ATM fees as these can quickly eat up any exchange rate benefit.

The Cat

it was still 2.90 to 1 today

[thecatsmeow]

All,

Following is a list of escort websites that I have accumulated over the past two years. I cannot offer rankings for the websites because I have only used one of them and am, therefore, not in a position to comment on which ones are bait-and-switch. This is the most important issue in my opinion.

What I can tell you is that www.caramelitosdelperu.com is NOT a bait-and-switch operation. I used them back in October 2007 (see my previous two posts) and they sent the lady in the photos. Therefore, unless their policies have dramatically changed in the last few months, this is one website I am comfortable recommending to new visitors to Lima looking for some company.

I also get a good feeling about www.nenasperu.com, even though I have never used them. I get the feeling that the girls are independent and do not work for an agency, though that does not mean they are beyond pulling a bait-and-switch.

www.bellasvip.net
www.placeresdelperu.com
www.chicastops.com
www.peruvianbunnies.com
www.hot-peru.com
www.chanelvip.com
www.lolitas-vip.com
www.nenitastop.com

The Cat

UPDATE: www.caramelitosdelperu.com appears to no longer be working.

[thecatsmeow]

I will be having a Sex Party/orgy this Saturady night. 9.00p.m. to 1.30 a.m.
Anybody will be in Lima and is intrested in attending P.M. me.
Sly

All,

I am pleased to report that Sly One, the master of debauchery himself, has joined the World Sex Guide and is advertising his infamous Lima sex parties on this thread. His next party is organized for this coming Saturday February 9, 2008. Anyone interested in attending can now PM Sly One directly for details.

The Cat

[Lima busy]

I have not been on here in years but then Cat mentioned my handle and my ears rung.

This guy has a lot of good info to share and I wish him luck!

regards,
LB

[thecatsmeow]

I have not been on here in years but then Cat mentioned my handle and my ears rung.

This guy has a lot of good info to share and I wish him luck!

regards,
LB

Lima Busy,

Thank you for your kind words. You are welcome to post information related to your Miraflores apartments, and their availability, on this thread at any time and I encourage you to do so.

I am going to be sharing mongering and lifestyle-related information, as well as posting lots of photos, and hope to turn this thread into Lima Central. Let's see how it goes. If any of the Lima crew wants to post here, they are welcome to do so providing that the information is relevant and the tone is positive. The initial response to this thread has been encouraging with over 1,000 views in less than a week . It is early days but I would like to see a little more discussion; that is my only concern so far.

The Cat

[thecatsmeow]

All,

For those of you who want to try your hand at the Miraflores non-pro/semi-pro action, or just want to hang out for a drink with regular folks, check out for the following locales:

The Larco Mar entertainment complex is located at the bottom of Avenida Larco, opposite the JW Marriott hotel. The Larco Mar complex includes shops, an arcade, cinemas, restaurants, discos and bars. On Friday and Saturdays nights, at around 10:30pm, Lima's young and beautiful can be seen lining up at the entrances of the Gothica and Aura discos. If you are a gringo, young (20s-30s) and well-dressed, this is fertile hunting ground. Another Larco Mar locale worth checking out is Bartinis.

There are two upscale locales on Avenida Santa Cruz. The first one is Bohemia (Av. Santa Cruz 805) and the second one is Café Dell’ Mar (Av. Santa Cruz 850). Huaringa Bar (Plaza Bolognesi) is also upscale.

Pub Cubana on Calle San Martin has been known to have its good nights.

There are lots of restaurants and bars on and around Calle Pizza. Though a few street walkers can be found hanging around the area (there are some out-of-town girls that may be worthwhile but the hardened pros should be avoided at all costs), the locales are mostly frequented by regular folks out on the night. You have to use your judgement to determine which girls are approachable but suffice it to say that for some of them, fucking a gringo is a fantasy come true.

Finally, Disco Ethera (Calle Ucello 220, San Borja, Una cuadra de Javier Prado con Aviacion espalda de Plaza Vea) is well known but a little further out, as is the Bierhaus in Barranco.

The Cat

PS I forgot to mention that Cafe Z and Adios Chow, which are located next to each other just off Parque Kennedy on Malecon Balta, are meeting points for gringos at breakfast, lunch and dinner. An American by the name of Eli runs Adios Chow. He is a stand-up guy. You will also meet the likes of Lima busy, his beautiful wife Rosita, and other expats / visiting gringos in both of these locales.

[noreaga]

i just stumbled onto this thread while browsing, and i just wanted to say, WOW.

This is some great information, and very recent as well ! I think I should make a trip to Peru

[thecatsmeow]

i just stumbled onto this thread while browsing, and i just wanted to say, WOW.

This is some great information, and very recent as well ! I think I should make a trip to Peru

Noreaga,

Thank you for your kind words. I plan to keep sharing my experiences and photos. The best is yet to come !

Lima is a great place to have some fun but you have to know how to work it. First-time visitors often leave frustrated, feeling as if they have missed out on something. And if they feel that way, they probably have. Lima is especially difficult to navigate if you do not speak Spanish. That is where this thread comes in. By sharing what I have learned, I hope to help Lima newbies avoid the pitfalls, connect with the like-minded ex-pat community and get the most out of their first few visits to Lima. Once you learn the ropes, it is a whole different ballgame and you will not need the stuff posted in this thread. By then, of course, I hope folks will give something back by posting their experiences here.

The Cat

[noreaga]

All I can say is keep up the great work.

How often in a year do you visit Lima ? Speaking of that, when is the best time to visit ? I guess you know Spanish as well, eh ?