4 days & 12 condoms in Cabo.....a play-by-play!

[marcwithacee]

Long time reader, first time poster here. I have always valued the reports posted here and I figured it's time that I give something back. And oh what a present it will be!

See, I bought four 3-packs of Magnums this morning with the goal of going through each and every one of them during my 4 day mini-vacation in Cabo. I just touched down less than 2 hours ago and I drove around (I ALWAYS get a car...gives me the sense of freedom to come and go as I please. And plus, being from New York, I don't get to drive that much seeing as I don't even have a car! But I digress....) to stalk out the area. This is my third time in Cabo, so I know where to look. And lo and behold there's a new massage parlor that opened up right down the street from my hotel! Methinks I will splurge a couple of Magnums up in there!

Anyway, I alsways stay at the same place (Villa la Estancia) and there's always phenomenal talent at the hot tub towards the evening, so that's where I'm going to go in a little while. In the meantime, think I'll check out MySpace to see if I can find some pros or wanna-be pros!

I'll have much better news (and hopefully pix) the next time I write....stay tuned!

[marcwithacee]

Wow! The Cabo scene is alive & well gentlemen. I did make it out to the hot tub yesterday evening and just chilled there by myself for about an hour (the things we do for poon). Anyway, I talked my way into some 31 year old married Indian pussy while hubby was on one of those all-day fishing trips. I think my being black helped tremendously (wow! how many instances does THAT happen!) because she had never been with a black man before and was even considering going to Jamaica to get some! But I represented to the fullest! Condom #1 was full after a 10 minute non-stop doggystyle pounding. Condom #2 was put to rest shortly thereafter during round 2, which lasted a good hour with me carrying her around the room and drilling her! I tried to get her to let me take pictures, but she said no. She doesnt check out until tomorrow, so maybe next time.

Free pussy is to be had in Cabo! But you can also pay for it with great rewards! Stay tuned for my next report on what happended later that night...

[bnajeff01]

I'll be in Cabo first of December and staying at Villa La Esatncia as well.Let me know if you encounter any issues in bringing ladies back to the room from security.

[el_tib]

Anyway, I alsways stay at the same place (Villa la Estancia) and there's always phenomenal talent at the hot tub towards the evening, so that's where I'm going to go in a little while. In the meantime, think I'll check out MySpace to see if I can find some pros or wanna-be pros!

I'll have much better news (and hopefully pix) the next time I write....stay tuned!

Do you rent a room, or did they get you to buy a unit? I was a member of the VDP in Vallarta, and stayed with my ex next door at the cabo resort. I hated it.

[escierto]

Indian pussy! Damm, you da man. Most of the Indian women I know are so repressed it's hard to imagine scoring some of that.

[omamre]

head to cabo or somewhere near there in aug. my friend has a time share. all the info seems old can anyone point me in the right direct

[troutrivers]

Anyone else remember that line from "Full Metal Jacket"?

thanks for the good post - when I was in Cabo I was with my Argentine gf - but she is history now - so maybe time to go back solo - but I do not have the lure that the Indian chick took.........

[chilipal]

When in Cabo...
check out myspace.com/334220401

Tell them Chili sent you! and yes these chicks can actually get into the hotels without question.

[rumdark]

Cabo Adventures...

Was looking for a little help from this board prior to trip, but with limited commentary...this was approached "unarmed".

Episode 1 - In Lieu of selling a time share (wink) a wrangler thought that he could set up our party of 4 with in home entertainment. To make a long story short he promised my boy 4 for 3 hours at 150 apiece. A deal for down there by any stretch...and of course the wrangler wanted a separate 100 for a finders fee.

Of course all were to be good looking and all worked the typical clubs. No problem if everything is as he says it was (wink). There was a catch and that was that soon these girls were supposedly to be heading toward working there shifts at the local club…the task however was to get them before they went to the club for work or else we would encounter the $60 per fee for early withdrawal (if you know what I mean).

Immediately the time share wrangler went to his work...dialing his cell phone and promising 4 cuties. Of course there was an insistence that they show up for inspection to meet approval or all bets were off.

Time was ticking away...and no girls showed up...a deadline was given, more calls made and lo and behold...here comes an SUV.

Let the bullshit begin...in the SUV was a driver (older chica) and a young girl who to her credit was cute and acceptable, but by no means a knockout.

we asked about the others and of course on such notice they could not round them all up, but they insisted that the others were much better looking then the one in the car and they were using her as a gauge to see if we liked...even the girl in the car said she was the "least attractive" of the bunch and as I said...she was at least cute and acceptable.

so with on guard skepticism we began to set up the 3 hour party...being on foot we hopped in the SUV with the girls and the girls drove us back to our lair up a hill through a gated access where they had to leave ID. Before leaving towards home, the wrangler was given half of his finders fee with the other half he would receive if we were satisfied with the nights events...and he was told that if there was a problem...we would be coming back for the deposit.

With all that said...off we went...primarily so the chicas would know how to get to the Casa and of course get signoff from the other half of the group as there were only 2 prospectors.

On the drive up the older chica who was driving and apparently the “Den Mother” or “Mamasan” for the chica’s began grabbing a handful my crotch as she was driving and this she did several times during the evening…even though she was not part of the mix other then to I guess being the setup person and ring leader for the ladies. She had no ass to speak of…nice tits and a little weathered in the face…head worthy, but I wouldn’t do it.

Well, once back at the ranch…everything seemed a go…the 2 girls nibbled on snacks and had a drink and times and duration was set up…so far so good….except…being a stickler for the bottom line we wanted to assure that everything was as presented. 4 for 3 for 150.

Let the Bait and switch begin…the mamison/crotch grabber…said it would be 4 for 3 for 200. Typically this is out of my league for the sport, but for Cabo (for some reason) this is still on the cheap side especially for 3 hours and home entertainment. The going rate for the in club closet shuffle is 150.

Well, principle won out over pvssy and we vehemently rejected the 50 increase per. A series of phone calls (in Spanish of course) began between the “den mother” and the “time share wrangler”…and even a last ditch bid of 175 was made where we would deny the balance to the wrangler, but for this she only wanted the girls to stay 2 hours.

Well combine the bait and switch on price with the fact that we still had not physically seen 3 of the other girls … meant that this could only be the beginning of the drama…all bets were off…they were excused from our premises and given a personal escort back to the front gate. They were very displeased at this.

We then loaded into car and drove back to the spot where we had left the wrangler…and to my surprise we had no problem finding him. He approached the vehicle and without much (any) prompting returned the deposit. His claim was that the woman changed the price tag on her own and that she was upping it so she could give him a piece of the action, possibly not knowing that he already was being taking care of…he claims he told her he was fine, but still she maintained the switched prices...whatever the case…one of them got really greedy so nobody got anything.

So the hunt was on … episode 2 to follow

[rumdark]

Cabo Adventures....

Episode II

On the prowl still after a failed attempt at a home party...

Walking the streets of Downtown Cabo I found many of the same bars/clubs in name as I have found in other places in Mexico...even like in Nogales...Placers, Lord Blacks, etc.

From what I know of those places, these are not anymore cheap options relatively speaking. Still don't understand and can't come to grips with why Mexico is so much more pricey for the sport then places that are the Kreme de le Kreme like Brazil, CR, Thailand and even Tijuana where you can max out for the best at 60.

In Cabo, 150 for in club seemed to be cheapest standard going save putting the beg and bargian on someone. And quite frankly, the selection paled drastically in comparison of the aforementioned places.

With all that being said...in any environment...its supply and demand and you have to work off of market value...and with the influx of vacationing American travelers with money there...well...for them No price is a bad price if you can get it.

Enough of the Economics 101 ...

The search continued...met up with another "time share wrangler" who was eager to point me to where the ladies were...of course he pointed out the mainstay places like Lord Black and Placers for girls, but when I mentioned the name of "Toro". His eyes widened and he immediately said "You are looking for Ho's , Ho's "

We were amused by his response, but of course seeked more info. He gave us directions to “El Toro” which were very simple...From the neon lights of SQUID ROW on foot...make a left...make another left and then a quick right at the corner and there you are a 3 minute walk. (after the first turn you are off the main street so just be careful)

We approached inside where we found your typical set-up…bar and tables with scantily clad girls awaiting company for chit-chat, drink hustle and backroom sell. What was cool about the place was that it had a few pool tables so that is what we decided to do…have a drink and shoot some pool as we surveyed the place.

The talent pool was OK this night (a Tuesday)…on subsequent nights it did get better I did see a couple of “must-do’s” under normal circumstances, but I just couldn’t see myself doing the 150 closet thing. It works for many, just not for me.

The typical drink cost for the chica is $10. I believe my rum and coke was 6 or 7 … I think $7.

(Exhale) I hate to recant this story because it goes against everything I believe in being experienced in the sport and well traveled. The issue is … I was traveling with 3 relative rookies with deep pockets which for the sport is a bad combination….and for this one event I was out voted 3 to 1.

I will get through this quickly to minimize my personal pain in telling the story….

This night we were approached by ladies at the pool table and when the dust settled…there was an agreement for the next evening of approximately 300 per for a 2 hour minimum at mi casa (villa).

I say approximately because 3 accepted a slightly lessor payment under the agreement that there bar fine would be paid for them arriving to work late … thus there would be no reason to rush through activities and thus leaving the time of there stay open-ended
Fast forward to the next evening. The girls showed up late mainly because the front security would not let them through and they would not call us. One of the girls had to pay off the security guy $20 just for him to make a call to us and this was after they sat there 20 minutes with the cab driver pissed because they had yet to pay him. Upon receiving the call one guy drove down to meet them and to his surprise he had to pay the cab driver (LOL) and squeeze all the girls into the car as the cab driver could not come through…40 minutes past scheduled start they arrived.

Handpicked and all attractive with redeeming qualities it was time for the fun to begin and all seemed happy. The mingling and eating and drinking began and not long into it…there was a request from one of the girls to “take care of the business”. It hurt me to part with said funds, but with only slight consolation as it turned out I was the only one to get the total bang from my buck (no pun intended) as my amiga stayed all the evening and into the night and was total dream in and out of the sack…Once the transaction took place…time was a wasting off to the respective rooms everyone went for there own personal “hat dance”. After going through a couple of session on and off of the patio balcony I heard a clamor in the hallway. My chica grabbed something to cover-up with and opened the door and to my surprised there was 1 girl (the ringleader of the 2 others) fully dressed knocking on the door of my buddies hurrying her friend to get ready as they had to be be to work.


3 were in the process of a hit and run saying that they had to go to get to the club or they would be fined as they were lead by this more mature and business like ring leader and the other 2 followed suit…for some reason…nobody ever made mention of the condition that was accepted to pay there bar fine for lateness or for not showing up. When they were questioned with being there less then 2 hours they talked to the fact that they were at the gate at the specified time, etc, etc. All in all … the 3 turned their individual event into a simple incall for 300. Again for some, still not bad, but definitely not what was agreed upon the night previous…the bait and switch part 2. For some reason there was no fight in my buddies as they did very little to challenge them leaving, but played the role of haters as I parade around my chica the rest of the evening. I guess the mongering gods served poetic justice in this one.

Later in the week, one of my partners would bring back the same girl I had from El Toro, who had went above and beyond her obligation. It was for 250 for supposedly 2 hours but of course she stayed till the morning…this night he did pay the bar fine to get her.

In general, El Toro has a few lookers depending on what your looking for or accustomed to (YMMV). They seem to all play that 300 card to be taken out, but I think that was a precedent that was set by rookies…when they presented it to me and I said no…they responded with asking how much I was willing to spend…thus meaning there is open negotiation. In-house they talk of massage and full service, etc, etc.

Throughout the week, I bought a couple of girl drinks, but all in all, they weren’t much for conversation except the basics…just the conversation to get you into the back for the 150.

I would go to El Toro again to pass time and shoot some pool and have a drink…but unless there price structure is totally revamped to be in line with the Brasil’s and Costa Rica’s, etc. I will just stay the willing flirter and bargain hunter persay and with the non-pro route which by the way…One night I found 2 attractive chica’s from El Toro partying at a regular club and not on the hustle .

They said it was there “vacation” (smile)

[rumdark]

Cabo Adventures…

The Final Conflict.

Just thought I would mention…On the corner where El Toro’s is I was approached by a tallish brunette that from a distance one might think was attractive, but upon further inspection one might think was a little on the “mannish” side. She had the knockers and a little ass…but still…

She approached me and my buddy and essentially asked were we looking for action…the instincts kicked in and I immediately began looking for the adams apple…which I did not see.

I have a rule. If I ever have to contemplate one iota if someone is or isn’t a female….all bets are off. No matter how good she may appear to look. It’s sport, its for fun, it’s never a gotta have proposition where I have to first do a gender evaluation. There are way too many women out there to contemplate where the first question is not .. Is this a guy or not.

Still not 100% sure if she was 100% female…I was leaning to the fact that she was female…while my buddy who was unsure was swaying somewhat the other way…it was all irrelevant…I wasn’t remotely interested, but did listen to her spiel.

She wanted 80 with activities taking place in her apartment which was apparently a few blocks away. As all this was taking place…a policia vehicle rolled up to the corner and without any fanfare…me and my buddy went into the bar (El Toro) and she remained on the corner apparently unfazed by the policia.

Much later that night…after leaving El Toro she pulled up beside me in her SUV and wanted to get my attention…I immediately just waved her on.

If any of you guys take the risk on this one…please report back…and let me know if she ask you to turn over instead of the other way around. Good Luck!


My assessment of Cabo is that it is a beautiful place to go and chill-out and enjoy the vista's, ocean, outdoor activities and food. It is not a place to go to specifically take place in the hobby that we all view this forum for.

But of course, if you are there...it never hurts to try to make the best out the hand thats dealt....just be prepared to know that the price structure is very different.