Artemis Club. Just Do It

[fbc11]

I just had to write something here about Artemis

GREAT CLUB, GREAT GIRLS. This is probably the best club in Berlin. I tried La Folie too but no comparison

So much has already been written about the club so I wont bore you with the decor etc

I was there during the Venus porn show and visited Friday and Sunday ( spent 11 hrs there on Sunday)

Facilities are superb and the girls we all good. Some absolute stunners and NO mingers at all.

The girls weren;t pushy like some of the Spanish clubs and all the ones I went with gave great service except 1, which was just good

Several others were on my "wish list" but not enough energy left. Still that leaves something to look forward to on my next visit

http://www.fkk-artemis.com

Very good value fore money

Still €70 entry and €60 for 1/2 hr with a girl

A great bonus is that you can leave and come back later for free. Justtell them at desk and they save your locker key for you

[santa75]

fbc11,

Can you roughly estimate the number of girls that were present ? And how's the girl to men ratio at Artemis ?

Thanks,

Santa75

[fbc11]

about 60 girls there when i visited and probably about 30-40 guys

[sopracomito]

I also had great time in Artemis, I will spare all the details. For those interested in visiting the place at noons, I report thefollowing:
On a Nov 07 Sunday I stayed from 14:00 to 17:00, there were around 15 women some of them stunning.
Though there was not the kind of action someone expects at nights, the atmosphere was relaxing, and someone can have really good time.
Girls give indeed great service, I think it is definitely one of the best places in Berlin, though I admit I did not see much of the other stages of action.

I just had to write something here about Artemis

GREAT CLUB, GREAT GIRLS. This is probably the best club in Berlin. I tried La Folie too but no comparison

So much has already been written about the club so I wont bore you with the decor etc

I was there during the Venus porn show and visited Friday and Sunday ( spent 11 hrs there on Sunday)

Facilities are superb and the girls we all good. Some absolute stunners and NO mingers at all.

The girls weren;t pushy like some of the Spanish clubs and all the ones I went with gave great service except 1, which was just good

Several others were on my "wish list" but not enough energy left. Still that leaves something to look forward to on my next visit

http://www.fkk-artemis.com

Very good value fore money

Still €70 entry and €60 for 1/2 hr with a girl

A great bonus is that you can leave and come back later for free. Justtell them at desk and they save your locker key for you

[oldpunk7]

Went to Artemis last Thursday night and Saturday afternoon. The cover charge was raised from 70 to 80 Euros . Girl prices, on the other hand, stayed the same (60 Euros for 30 minutes and 120 Euros for 1 hour).

The girls' variety was the same as before (my prevoius trip was in February 2008) - mostly east Europeans. Had sext with 3 grils: Turkish, Bulgarian and Russian (the last 2 I had sex with before and they immediately recognized me ).

All in all an OK experience.

[Rambone]

Can anyone give foolproof directions to the Club? I spent close to four very frustrating hours searching with the help of a car GPS--If you have a picture of the exterior that would be great as well--thanks!!

[monstermaster]

Take the s-bahn to westkreuz and walk from there. 3-4min walking. (over the traintracks)

[jettinaround]

I visited Berlin a couple weeks ago and stayed near the Zoological Gardens. The hotel was pretty close to Artemis. I was able to take the bus and then walk to Artemis, which faces the freeway. It's hard to find if you don't know the area.

I visited on a Sunday afternoon and paid 80 Euros to get inside. The place is laid out very nice with 2 stories above ground and a basement. There is a porn theatre in the basement, a fully equipped gym with very nice equipment, a tanning bed, sauna and whirlpool. The main floor has the bar, food area, another porn theatre and an area for the girls to strip as well as the lockers, changing rooms, showers and safety deposit boxes.

After paying my 80 Euros, I dropped all my money, watch and cell phone off in the safety deposit box and headed in to change and shower. After that I took a nice walk on all levels to notice that there were about 35-40 girls working and maybe about 25-30 customers, so the ratio was in favor of the mongers. I got some food to eat, including salad, shrimp, a little rice, and a soda. I then sat in front of the stripper pole/dance area to observe the traffic.

A black girl approached me and asked if I wanted company and I had to pass as I've had black girls in US and I wanted some European pussy. The other girls really did not approach me, so I used the trick from Oase and headed to the Kino downstairs to hange out and sure enough I had women hitting on my right and left trying to engage in sex with me. After turning down several women, I settled on a thick Hungarian girls who was 23-24 with long black hair, C or D cup breasts and big round booty. She asked if I wanted some company and I agreed. After some small talk I asked her to suck on my dick and balls in the theatre and she came through with nice and sensual BBBJ and some tea baggin with the nuts. After a few minutes of this she said lets get a room. We found a room near the gym adjacent to the tanning beds and settled in. The rooms here only have curtains, which was kind of weird, but who cares. I started out kissing her neck, tits, mouth, stomach and thighs and then enjoyed her deep and soft ass for quite some time. She thought her ass was too big, but I damaged that ass good with some hard pounding from the back doggie style on the bed and doggie style standing up. It was an excellent session with her and she did not disappoint me. It was total GFE with no upselling. When we were done after the 30 min, I paid her 60 Euros and thanked her for her time and headed to the showers.

[jettinaround]

Finding the second girl was not easy. This club had many girls, but they were mostly somewhat average looking. I met a few girls who were just there for the week and who were heading back to their "regular" jobs of retail store assistants and waitresses. I guess they come here to fuck, make some money and then head back to their lives. Berlin is kind of out of the way and many mongers I met there were not from Germany. I met some Americans, many, many Italians, some guy from Finland and a few Brits.

I tried to get a fine looking skinny, but curvy girl to get with me, but every time I approached her she seemed distant and aloof, so I passed on her.

While I was sitting near the bar enjoying my drink, I caught the profile of a long-legged, tall, curvy girls with a fine ass. Here ass stuck our like it was drawn on her. It seemed unreal. Her face was average at best and her tits were a B cup, but I had to get some of that ass. I motioned for her to come over and she obliged appreciatively. She sat next to me and immediately reached under my robe to play with my balls. She asked what I would like. A side note: It's strange that the girls at the FKKs don't ask your name, don't ask where you're from, don't ask when you got there or when you're leaving or even give your their names, unless you ask. It's basically "hi, what would you like....anal, facial, straight sex, 30 min or 60 min". It's pretty straight to business, which I think I like.

Anyway, I told her 30 min, BBBJ, kissing, licking my nuts and playing with her pussy and ass. She said no problem and we headed downstairs to the Kino to catch some action there at my request. I had her lay on the couch with her ass up and asked her to suck my dick nice and slow while I cupped her ass and felt the depth of her ass. This went on for at least 10 min and then I stopped, so I wouldn't pop right there in her mouth.

We headed to another of the rooms in the basement near the kino and she closed the curtain, so we could really start. As soon as she turned around, I pushed her on the bed and started eating that fine ass and smacking her buttcheeks while I had my tongue deep inside her ass. She started moaning louder and louder and I put my fingers inside her pussy to find it dripping wet and hot. I laughed at her and said it looks like you're enjoying this and she said absolutely because not many Europeans enjoy her larger than average ass at the club. That was not the case for me. I ate that fine ass for 15 min at least and she begged me to fuck her in the ass hole and telling me how her G spot is in her ass. I said I would, but I wouldn't pay extra....she giggled and said it was against the rules, etc. After I had my fill of her ass, I had her get on top of me for some BBBJ and ball sucking in a 60 position and she took my dick all the way with some serious deep throat action. It was fantastic. The girl could suck some cock. After another 10 minutes of this, I fucked her doggie style as hard as I could until I came and then I kept fucking her (hard cock does a viagara make) until I just got too tired to continue. When I finally took my dick out of her, she noticed that I had come (didn't know when), so she said our session was over, as was the 30 min. I gave her a hug, had her lay down on her stomach, so I could enjoy that ass and back some more and then we headed upstairs where I paid her 60 Euros...then off to the showers again...

[jettinaround]

After the first 2 ladies, I needed some rest, so I took advantage of the club's many amenities. I used the pool, the sauna, actually worked out with weights for 20 min with some chest, arm, back and leg exercises, took a shower and then enjoyed some light food and some tea. After all that, I retreated to the back bar in the basement past the pool to lay down on the couch and get some shut eye. I'm not sure if I actually fell asleep, but laying there felt nice and restful. The decor of Artemis is very well done. Much better than Oase in frankfurt and much more deeper colors and more sophisticated.

After a few hours of rest, I started to head up to the main level with the main bar. By now it was around 11 p.m. and there were many more guys. There were at least half a dozen groups of Italian men who were generally pretty loud and obnoxious. One of the girls told me that there was some travel agency special from Rome to Berlin, which included the cover charge to Artemis - a basic sex travel packet I guess. So they were having a good time.

It became harder and harder to find girls I liked even though I had brought more than $2,000 to spend on this trip, I had only spent 120 Euros so far this evening. I walked into the Kino in the main floor and saw a young skinny girl doing a reverse cow girl on top of an old guy that must have been at least 60. It was funny as hell. His dick was as hard as a pipe and he was just lying there plopped on the big pillow and this girl had her arms on his chest and her legs on top of his legs and she was facing away from him working hard on his cock- jumping up and down. Luck bastard.

I finally decided to stop walking around and get the girls to come to me, so I sat on the round chairs with the drapes around it overlooking the main bar. I saw that fine ass skinny girls with the curvy body again and motioned to her to come by, but she acted like she didn't see me, which pissed me off. I thought what a bitch......I finally saw a short girl with thick natural tits that were more than a D cup, a nice thick and full ass and short legs, short black hair, deep and large blue eyes, full enhanced lips and a prominent nose. I motioned to her to sit next to me and she came by and asked if I wanted sex. I said of course and told her I wanted the same BBBJ, lots of bal sucking, playing with her ass, etc. She said sure.

She took me upstairs from the main level; whereas, I had gone downstairs with the other 2 girls. The rooms upstairs all had windows facing outside, had solid doors vs curtains, they were bigger and a little cleaner. We got a nice room facing the front and proceeded to get comfortable. We kissed a little, but she wouldn't kiss too much. She then gave me a nice long BBBJ with those enhanced lips and it was great with lots of slurpy ball licking while playing with my cock. When I told her t on around, so I could do her from the back, she said no she wanted to ride me cowgirl style, so she could also enjoy herself. She said I was her first for the night and that she had been craving riding a hard dick for a couple days. I though that was funny and the first time a whore used me to satisfy herself. Well, she really got into it while she was riding me. She put her hands on my chest and used a gliding motion to ride on me back and forth until it looked like she came, but I don't know. She then asked if I was done and I said of course not, so she assumed the doggie style position. I looked at her ass and could not believe how soft and full it was. I'm getting a boner just thinking about that now, but I digress. I got on my knees, so now her ass was in my face and I ate that ass for several minutes with her butt cheeks all over my face and nose. It was fantastic. I finally got up, got on the bed and entered her from the back with both of hands squeezing her butt cheeks in and it was a nice site to see. She has a beautiful back and neck and ass and this lasted for about 10 more minutes when she said I needed to finish cause the 30 min was almost up. Upon hearing this, I spread her ass cheeks wide apart, stuck my left thumb deep into her wet asshole and fucked her as fast and as hard as I could until I finally came insider her with my condom on. I then kept fucking her for a few more minutes thinking she would say that our time was up, but she did not. I did this for a few more minutes and then I was spent physically and sexually, so I stopped and layed on top of her with my dick inside her. I then basically did some push ups on top of her and slid my dick up and down and side to side inside her vs a simple thrusting motion. She seemed to really enjoy this and starting moaning. After a few more minutes, she asked if I had come or not and I said I wasn't sure. She moved away and my dick came out and she saw that I had come a little, so she said I was done.

She then got a cigarette, walked to the window and smoked it while I stood next to her caressing her neck, back and ass and enjoying the cool Berlin night air. After she was done, we waled down and I paid her 60 Euros for about 45 min of sex.

Shower again and then I took off as I was really too tired to go again.

Overall, I would say that Artemis is ranked #2 in Germany after Oase. The girls here were good, but not great. There were pretty girls, but they want a higher entry fee, 10 more Euros for sex than Oase and some girls did not want to kiss. The variety was good, but the crowd was much lower and obnoxious. I would definitely go back if I was in Berlin. Enjoy.

[nielsen]

Thank you for a very nice report jettinaround.

Very informativ and detailed. Looking forward to the next one

What do they say when you take notes??

Going to Germany (Frankfurt) in a few weeks now, cant hardly wait.

Suppose I try Palace this time, even if my first FKK visit at Oase was a first class experience. If enough time, maybe Bernds???

[Go123]

Jesse Jettin,

You get around!

[gummibaer]

See http://www.fkk-artemis.com/images/anfahrt_gross.gif

Can anyone give foolproof directions to the Club? I spent close to four very frustrating hours searching with the help of a car GPS--If you have a picture of the exterior that would be great as well--thanks!!

[jettinaround]

Thank you for a very nice report jettinaround.

Very informativ and detailed. Looking forward to the next one

What do they say when you take notes??

Going to Germany (Frankfurt) in a few weeks now, cant hardly wait.

Suppose I try Palace this time, even if my first FKK visit at Oase was a first class experience. If enough time, maybe Bernds???

Ha! That's funny about the notes....Actually, I kept playing the whole scene over in my head with each girl during the trip because they were all sexy and then I type up my notes on the long flight back to usa.

[Kim2R2]

ARTEMIS:
I can add little more to the above comments, which are understatements.
I have met some delightful girls from Poland, Germany, Romania, etc. and as the old saying goes, treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore you will do well.

Cannot imagine doing better with a seemingly non-clockwatching GFE etc. spent altogether 6 hours, including an expert 1 hr. massage, a swim a rest and 4 girls (1+2+1). Last girl's enthusiastic efforts let CIM go unnoticed

BY THE WAY:
If you are over 60yo they give a 50% discount for pensioners on Sunaday and Mondays.