Coyote Girls--I Must!

[Shelver]

I'm about to travel this month to LOS for another week-long trip and have a clear mission after watching videos like this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avccMOtTwIM and seeing them in action at the Pent on my last trip--though at the time I had never heard of coyote girls or tested their availability or costs. I was too busy working other talent in the room to ask about them. But I did look at a few of them and said to myself "wow".

I'm talking about stunningly fine coeds, eye candy, and actual beauties (Cute, Penthouse, and Maxim style). Yes I know centerfolds occasionally can be found at Ceasers, Poseidon, and Plaza because I have banged a few at these awesome places on every trip to BKK . I wish to now diversify the portfolio with a coyote girl.

This trip however I will, I must, relentlessly and methodically pursue the Coyote Girl experience--damn the costs--I'll make more money when I get back home!

Though I do fear lots of drinks have to be bought, and even more cash has to change hands for the experience, plus she might have to actually like you, unlike in the high-end soapies. Yes, money does buy happiness in Bangkok.

What are the best bars and clubs for coyote girls? Are they just teases and looking to bilk as many overpriced drinks as possible? I have no problem paying market prices if that's what it takes but hopefully no more than what I'll pay for a magazine model at Poseidon, Plaza, and Tarawadee (4K-6K). It ain't cheap but models are actually the only ones I remember later on. Does anyone have experience to share with these uber-fine dancers and potential fantasies come true?

The only 2 Coyote Bars I know are The Pent and Hollywood. I have not been to Hollywood yet, but The Pent was nearly void of foreigners and those desperately hanging on to every baht and would act offended and shocked if a girl had the nerve to ask for 1200 baht. I suspect because of the high costs of entry and the costs of a girl with status or a pedigree.

No you won't find these girls or anything close hangin' out in the Nana parking lot or Grace Hotel or Thermae, etc...after her club closes. CM2 disco is possible though. This type of bablicious honey would never go anywhere near the "farang ghetto" of lower Suk as they call it. Shelver WILL NOT be denied a coyote girl!

[SillySausage]

what the hell are you talking about ???

Those girls can be found all over bangkok.

Nothing special.

[Shelver]

Silly Sausage, I wouldn't expect you know about any place that didn't have plenty of Katoeys on offer. If you're satisfied with 3-5s at your beer bars, counting your baht change, and counter offering down from 1000 baht, enjoy the ghetto--you needant venture past Soi 5. There is anther market out there.

If you have never been to the Pent or Hollywood you have absolutely no idea why Thais and the upscale girls laugh at you down on Suk...there are no Coyote girls at Rainbow.

[hartsleeve]

Shelver,

I don't know where to find them, but like you, I've tried all the other venues and am ready for some upscale experiences. When will you go? It seems Coyote hunting is best done in a pack.

Hartsleeve

[Shelver]

Hartsleeve, I'll be landing on 27 July staying at President Solitaire for about 8 days. First night I will be plucking the hottest babe in site out of CM2 disco since I'll arrive too late to hit Poseidon. Or maybe e-mail a model I know that I met at Plaza to meet me at my hotel for a loving re-union. Next night will be spent at the Poseidon model lounge for dinner and desert, I have an awesome mamasan that really takes care of me and knows I only want real working models that are "young and fresh" as she says. She will also go over and tell the girl that I am a "very good customer"--I tip generously for great performance both model and mamasan. Cover is going to Phuket so I'm going to monger there a couple of days in the middle. I have never been to Phuket, but will make every effort to find the most beautiful young ladies available. I don't let a few thousand baht stand between a good time and a GREAT time.

I'll walk thru every venue in BKK for a beer or two, but then I'll seek to find the best, most physically stunning coyote girls in Bangkok when it come time for money to change hands. Some in the lower Suk beer-bar bozo crowd seem to confuse coyote dancing girls with the shuffle brigade at Nana Plaza and Cowboy. Real coyote girls at upscale Thai bars such as Pent and Hollywood are a feast for the eyes and I suspect unforgettable.

I was hoping to get leads on other top coyote bars where the girls physical appearance, dancing, grooming, coed youth beauty, and class matter. These types of girls are virtually unattainable in the US at any price. Saying nonsense like top venue coyote girls are "nothing special" is like saying professional cheerleaders in the US or this month's Playboy centerfold is nothing special.

[hartsleeve]

Shelver,

I think you're going to have a great time. Unfortunately, I will be departing as you are arriving so no pack possible. I will do a bit of recon during my time there and report back. Perhaps I'll have a few leads for you...

Hartsleeve

[Mr Shagmeister]

Can't comment about BKK but in Pattaya a 'coyote' girl is slang for a young bar girl who dances fully clothed on a raised platform or podium. The reason that they choose to do this kind of work rather than be a normal bar girl is that they do not want to be a hooker, even though they would earn much more money.

When coyote girls came onto the scene a year or so ago I wasted several evenings and lots of drinks chasing after a couple of them.

Now in Pattaya if you hear a guy saying "Oh she's a coyote girl", it means don't waste your time and money because she's about as much fun as gout.

Good luck though, hope we get to see some pics of these girls who are so beautiful that mere mongering mortals dare not even gaze apon them.

[hartsleeve]

Found this link. Not sure if the info is reliable, but at least some info there:

http://www.privatebangkok.com/catego.../coyote-clubs/

[Mr Shagmeister]

Good link.

These cock teasing type bars have been around for a long time. The girls working in them are no more beautiful or sexy than the top girls working in Nana Plaza or Walking Street in Pattaya. Although it's possible that in clubs like this the number of attractive young women is less diluted than in the aforementioned places.

A rich friend of mine even joined a club in BKK with a membership fee of 200,000 baht. Just more unfullfilled hype that paying more money would ensure more beautiful girls being available.

He said that when he went to join he was introduced to some absolute stunners. Suprisingly everytime he returned after that these stunners were nowhere to be seen

[kevind]

Hi Shelver,

Funny about that - I am also arriving on the 27th July and staying at the President Solitaire. How about a drink and a chat on Saturday 28th at about 5.00 pm? It would be good to compare notes! If you like, we can meet in the foyer. (I'm flying in from Melbourne)

[SillySausage]

Ha ha ha !

Thanks for giving me a big laugh Shelver!

I really do not have a problem finding beautiful thai girls in Bangkok.

But if you do then go luck buying them in those places :-)

Ha Ha Ha ! SOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNY !!!!!!!!!!!

[Jeebbo]

Shelver, I will be arriving on July 27 also. Staying at the Majestic Suites, leaving August 9. First ever trip to Asia. After 14 trips in seven years to Amsterdam, I've decided to start exploring another city. If you want to meet up with me that'll be all right but I am not going to be able to spend nearly as much money as you apparently are going to.

Ron

[Shelver]

There can be cute girls and dogs in most desirable bars around town at any given time. Even in the top soapie model lounges ALL of the girls are not 9-10s or appeal to me just because they are dressed nice, have nice makeup, teeth, and smile. Pretty newbies may show up anywhere in BKK on any given night and be a real find.

Thanks Hartsleeve--that's what I'm talking about! Sorry for bloviating Silly Sausage, no offense.

Fortunately Poseidon has a confirmed superstar this month which will be absolutely required though I can't find this edition or a picture online--I'll take their word for it:

http://www.poseidon2000.com/EN/home/home.html

"Over at the MODEL CLUB, we’re proud to feature "Nong Tuck, Q14" as the MODELLING OF THE MONTH. Pick up the latest copy of CUTE (May 2007) and be amazed at her beautiful eyes, gorgeous, long hair and sexy body. She’s perky and has a good sense of humor, but her most charismatic feature is her smile. Advanced reservations are highly recommended for private meetings."

I would look at coyote girls the same way I look at karaoke girls. They are not all available after hours and you must be compatible. I saw a girl twice (maybe 3 times) from Poseidon's karaoke bar and after work she did come to my hotel on Racha when she got off work--note: the Swissotel Le Concorde is NOT girl friendly. She provided exceptional service and never mentioned money, though she was well paid in the morning and obviously P4P. Coyote girls would be the same challenge no doubt as well as trying to buy the top tier dancers, presenters, auto-show, and feature showgirls. Though I dislike the drill, I can accept the fact that drinks must be bought at these places, cover and tips must be paid as the means to bag a status babe. If I could meet beautiful coeds shopping at Siam Square I would! But bars such as Pent and Hollywood are still plenty packed, including mostly Thais, not tourists.

I found this gross generalization posted...

"There does seem to be some kind of hierarchy of beauty in Thailand. Starting at the bottom, you have:

1. Street walkers in places like Lumpini and Sukhumvit
2. Thermae, Grace Hotel & Beer Garden Soi 7 typical girls
3. Most girls working in most massage parlors
4. Go-go dancers and girls working in Patpong
5. Freelancers in places like CM2, Hard Rock
6. Go-go dancers and girls working in Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy
7. Freelancers in places like Qbar, Spassos
8. Massage girls in top-class establishments like Poseidon (models floor)
9. Hostesses in Gentlemen Clubs (G-clubs) who are called “PR girls”
10. Coyote dancers in RCA and Thai-style clubs
11. Coyote dancers in G-clubs
12. Promotional girls working for booze companies or at trade shows (called “Pretties” in Thailand)
13. Glamour models for men’s magazines such as FHM or MAXIM or Penthouse
14. Models, pop stars, actresses"

No problem Kevind. I can mill around the lobby and compare notes if we cross paths. I'm not taking any prisoners this trip and focused singular of purpose --extreme gorilla tactics will be used: cash will be flying as required, palms will be greased, ATMs will be mapped. Mamasan WILL be busy--out do yourself from my last trip--if Miss Cute/Penthouse is not here tonight then book it for tomorrow night. If my jaw doesn't drop wide open and stutter "wow" (like when I watch the Miss USA swim wear competition--yea TIVO slow motion!!!) within 10 seconds of seeing a girl or her magazine spread, then she's not exactly right and it's time to move on, next. I will not allow my time to be wasted. Offers/counteroffers will be made quickly. I'm going to buy several Cute, Maxim, FHM, Penthouse (if I can track down a show), Perfect 10 coyote, stunners, etc...models or IDENTICAL in pure raw beauty regardless of the price--looks are virtually everything, money can be replaced--I have no debt.

Current published glamour models are rare, elusive, and worth the premium they or their club charges. Even the highest prices possible on Racha are a joke. As I have said these types of young ladies are simply unavailable in the US save a select few elites, or I would save the flight costs and hassle. But on the other hand I'm not going to go to the ago-gos, Pattaya, or beer bars and offer a cute girl 10,000 baht even if she looks good. The market price is different than at Tarawadee, Plaza, etc... where the price is the price that is paid based on rating and status--I care not about a 500-1000 baht farang tax.

[kevind]

Hi Jeebbo,

I'm arriving in Bangkok on Friday 27 July, staying at the President Solitaire.

I'm trying to meet with Shelver on Saturday 28th in the foyer of the hotel where we are both staying, the Solitaire. Maybe good to have a beer and compare notes.

If you like, see you in the foyer - I'll be wearing a huge condom over my head. Ha. Ha.

[kevind]

Hello again,

Meeting at 5.00pm. Saturday 28 July