Russian Massage

[Chef Dude]

Was passing through and went to a half dozen of the Russian Massage joints . I tried 2 of the places, one was on Auburn Blvd. There was no action to be had and I offered obscene money for the deed . I will say at the one place on Auburn the attendant was a 10 in looks, a real hottie. What a shame. Are these places really legit? Are they run by the Russian Mob? The girls speak very little English.

[ezinho]

The RMPs in Sac are, almost always, massage only. They are not the places you want to go if you're looking for something more than a massage. You are right though that some of the women that work at the RMPs are very hot.

You should check out the AMPs if you want more than a massage. Not that I know anything about this.

[unclejimmy]

Was passing through and went to a half dozen of the Russian Massage joints . I tried 2 of the places, one was on Auburn Blvd. There was no action to be had and I offered obscene money for the deed . I will say at the one place on Auburn the attendant was a 10 in looks, a real hottie. What a shame. Are these places really legit? Are they run by the Russian Mob? The girls speak very little English.

I thought they were just in a hurry. Get it? Rushin. The Russian joints in San Fernando Valley used to be hot - anything and everything - but for a price.