Are there any massage places near Eastern & Oriental Hotel?

[skypine27]

I come to Penang fairly often, about once every other month on business. Since the company pays, I stay at Eastern & Oriental Hotel. I realize this hotel may be out of the price range of the casual tourist (it would be out of my price range if I was paying myself!), but I hope there are some budget fun massage places around.

I have never tried out any of the massages in Penang before, but have done alot of reading on this board. None of the massage places mentioned seem to be in the vicinity of the E & O Hotel. (FYI, the E & O is walking distance to the bars Soho and Slippery Senorita, if that helps someone recognize the location I'm talking about)

Anyone have any suggestions in this area? I obviously want the happy HJ ending.

PS, some of the terms used aren't that familiar to me. Whats an "FJ" everyone keeps mentioning in the Thai Massage thread? Whats a "ping pong"?

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks again guys.

[pbv1247]

find it surprising as you claimed to be traveling to Penang quite often.
if you walk further down after soho, about 100-150 meters, you'll find the famous Cititel Hotel. Their Health center is on the first floor, i believe.
You can have your massage/ hanky-panky there.

[madboss]

Penang Road - Malaysia and Continental Hotel.
If you stand in front of of these two places, just look up and you'll see their MP signboards.

FJ = F*ck Job
Ping pong massage = can't you guess?

[skypine27]

Thanks for the advice guys.

(Little background first. I have lived in The Philippines for about a year now, and travel often around asia. I spend about 8 days a month in Bangkok as well. That is why this is my first time looking to blow my wad in Penang. Bangkok, and the PI especially, have spoiled me. I have had many long-time GFE barfines in the PI, as well as some very very good rub and tugs in Bangkok)

Battle Report:

Walked around the Soho area. Found Cititel, Waldolf, and Cathay. Went into Cathay at 4:40pm.

I was in the mood for a quality massage and quality/creative handy, not a short time fuck. Clearly, i was in the wrong place, but sat down anyway, and tried to act like I'd been in that type of place before. (I'm not a "true" monger. All my mongering consists of GRO type bars in the PI and Bangkok, and all my barfine's have been the GFE style "take out barhopping for a while then back to my house or hotel". Never done a short time. I'm young and I like to kid myself that the girls actually like me for more than my barfine. Even though I know it often isn't true, taking the girl barhopping and then back home, helps me keep my illusion of a "normal" date.)

Anyway, I am the only white person, as well as the only American anywhere near the place. The "boss" comes over and talks to me, and asks me who I'd like to fuck. There are 3 girls sitting there, none of whom I want to fuck. I state I just want a massage, and a good handy, and then ask which girl would be best. He says, "yeah yeah, they all the same then."

So I ask "how much today", still playing like I'd been there before. He says 200 for half an hour. I say "I want one hour", he then says 200 for 45 minutes. I say fine, and point to a tall, meaty Chinese looking girl. Figured she would have strong hands.

She leads me to the back, whith absolutely NO emotion or enthusiam whatsoever (again, nothing like the Philippine or Thai girls I've been with), into a very dirty room. I'd hate to turn on a black light in there.

She takes her clothes completely off in under 1 minute, so I copy and do the same. She then asks for the 200 up front. Then, she takes me into a very dirty shower (wish I'd left my flip flops on) and gives me a short shower and ball scrub.

We hit the bed, and she starts with a massage. Actually, her massage was surprisingly good, but very very rushed. After an unknown amount of time, she says "So you dont want to fuck?" (The boss had told her after I chose her). I say "No, not in the mood. I just want a good massage, and a long slow, hand job and ball massage. I have 45 minutes right?" She sighs and says "Yes."

She gives me a pretty lousy handy, rushed. Doesn't even touch my balls, so much for the ball massage. I blow my wad, she takes me into the shower, and cleans me up.

I get dressed, and out of old habbit (always tip PI and Thai GROs after a long-time), I hand her another 50. For the first time, she showed a little enthusiam at that.

I walk out of the place at 5:10. In at 4:40, out at 5:10. 30 minutes (even though we agreed on 45), for 200 + 50 tip. 250 is 72 dollars US, which was completely over priced, though adimittdly my own fault. I should not have walked into a "Health Club" wanting a massage and handy. I should have gone to a "massage parlor" for that. I had to pay "Health Club" prices for a "massage parlor" service. However, even if I had chose to fuck her, I could tell it still would have just been her lying on her back, starting at the ceiling with that blank look on her face, and maybe a few, phony "ohh god, ohh god's" thrown in.

So:

I need some more help. Any suggestions on where to get a quality massage (balls too), and a decent handy that doesn't feel like my first girlfriend in highschool?

Thanks again for the info guys. I will probably try the Cititel tomorrow unless some other info comes along. Also, I know many will angry at my fuck up for paying 250 for a 30 minute massage and lousy handy, thus contributing to ruining the local economy. Everyone's entitled to one fuck up the first time in a new place. That was mine.

And PS: So Ping Pong massage is a ball massage? Don't be too hard on my dumbness when it comes to Penang acronyms, they are a little different.

[Sawyer]

Thanks for the advice guys.

(Little background first. I have lived in The Philippines for about a year now, and travel often around asia. I spend about 8 days a month in Bangkok as well. That is why this is my first time looking to blow my wad in Penang. Bangkok, and the PI especially, have spoiled me. I have had many long-time GFE barfines in the PI, as well as some very very good rub and tugs in Bangkok)

Battle Report:

Walked around the Soho area. Found Cititel, Waldolf, and Cathay. Went into Cathay at 4:40pm.

I was in the mood for a quality massage and quality/creative handy, not a short time fuck. Clearly, i was in the wrong place, but sat down anyway, and tried to act like I'd been in that type of place before. (I'm not a "true" monger. All my mongering consists of GRO type bars in the PI and Bangkok, and all my barfine's have been the GFE style "take out barhopping for a while then back to my house or hotel". Never done a short time. I'm young and I like to kid myself that the girls actually like me for more than my barfine. Even though I know it often isn't true, taking the girl barhopping and then back home, helps me keep my illusion of a "normal" date.)

Anyway, I am the only white person, as well as the only American anywhere near the place. The "boss" comes over and talks to me, and asks me who I'd like to fuck. There are 3 girls sitting there, none of whom I want to fuck. I state I just want a massage, and a good handy, and then ask which girl would be best. He says, "yeah yeah, they all the same then."

So I ask "how much today", still playing like I'd been there before. He says 200 for half an hour. I say "I want one hour", he then says 200 for 45 minutes. I say fine, and point to a tall, meaty Chinese looking girl. Figured she would have strong hands.

She leads me to the back, whith absolutely NO emotion or enthusiam whatsoever (again, nothing like the Philippine or Thai girls I've been with), into a very dirty room. I'd hate to turn on a black light in there.

She takes her clothes completely off in under 1 minute, so I copy and do the same. She then asks for the 200 up front. Then, she takes me into a very dirty shower (wish I'd left my flip flops on) and gives me a short shower and ball scrub.

We hit the bed, and she starts with a massage. Actually, her massage was surprisingly good, but very very rushed. After an unknown amount of time, she says "So you dont want to fuck?" (The boss had told her after I chose her). I say "No, not in the mood. I just want a good massage, and a long slow, hand job and ball massage. I have 45 minutes right?" She sighs and says "Yes."

She gives me a pretty lousy handy, rushed. Doesn't even touch my balls, so much for the ball massage. I blow my wad, she takes me into the shower, and cleans me up.

I get dressed, and out of old habbit (always tip PI and Thai GROs after a long-time), I hand her another 50. For the first time, she showed a little enthusiam at that.

I walk out of the place at 5:10. In at 4:40, out at 5:10. 30 minutes (even though we agreed on 45), for 200 + 50 tip. 250 is 72 dollars US, which was completely over priced, though adimittdly my own fault. I should not have walked into a "Health Club" wanting a massage and handy. I should have gone to a "massage parlor" for that. I had to pay "Health Club" prices for a "massage parlor" service. However, even if I had chose to fuck her, I could tell it still would have just been her lying on her back, starting at the ceiling with that blank look on her face, and maybe a few, phony "ohh god, ohh god's" thrown in.

So:

I need some more help. Any suggestions on where to get a quality massage (balls too), and a decent handy that doesn't feel like my first girlfriend in highschool?

Thanks again for the info guys. I will probably try the Cititel tomorrow unless some other info comes along. Also, I know many will angry at my fuck up for paying 250 for a 30 minute massage and lousy handy, thus contributing to ruining the local economy. Everyone's entitled to one fuck up the first time in a new place. That was mine.

And PS: So Ping Pong massage is a ball massage? Don't be too hard on my dumbness when it comes to Penang acronyms, they are a little different.

Congratulation, u have been paying premium for a normal service, don't worry it happened everywhere, not only Malaysia, just think of it in a postive way, at least u r helping the economy here.

I believe u r looking for a Traditional Thai Massage judging from what u have written so far, unfortunately there are none in town, the one I know and recommended is in the Industrial area which is in Bayan Baru, in fact I just came back from there. HJ vice, the town hotel is quite alright if u don't mind the massage and it's fairly cheap, but again if u go there as a foreigner chances are u will be chopped again.

PM madboss, he should be able to give u a range of price list of all the hanky panky joints but please spell out clearly what u r looking for. Once u get the price right I doubt the people there dare to slaughter u, however bear in mind, normally a white guy will be charged more due to their big physical built body and u know where, so hardship allowance normally included

[skypine27]

Battle Reports 2:

Let myself recoup after the first over priced handy.

Went to The Continental Hotel, near Soho. 2nd Floor Massage place. Glanced at the wall, and am 90% sure the sign said 65 RM for 1 hour.

So the lady at the desk asks me if i want a massage, and I say "sure". She leads me to a room, cleaner than Cathay, but definately far, far dirtier than anything I've been in on Suku in Bangkok. (and more expensive)

She leaves, I strip, lie down nakked face down on the little massage bed. In walks this different woman with a huge smile on her face. Now I know what you guys mean when you say "Auntie". She was wearing green cotton stretch pants, and striped red shirt, and looked like she should be baking cookies for a Kindergarden bake sale. NOTHING at all attractive about her, unless you had a fetish about getting a handy from your buddy's, mid 40's, ugly, over weight mom while you were in grade school. I sincerely don't think I could have ever let this woman touch my dick.

My jaw drops, and I quickly say "Uhh, I just want a half hour", because I dont have the guts to say "I just want the fuck out of here". She says, "no half hour, 70 for 45 minutes", which was 5 rm more than the sign outside said, for ONE HOUR. I say to myself, "whatever, I want a good, hard Thai massage, nothing else." Then her jaw drops, and she says "no, only sexy oil massage here". So I see the perfect way out without hurting her feelings, and say again, "Nope, my back hurts. I want a very hard Thai massage, can you do that ??" She says No, and I say "sorry then", and get dressed and leave. No charge.

Battle Report 3

Now in a foul mood, I walk over to the next place, Hotel Malaysia. I go up to the 10th floor, and up stairs to the 11th, where there massage place is. This time, I've learned a bit. There is a man working the desk, he says "You want massage?" I say, "how much for one hour?" He says 70RM, for 45 minutes. I say, "Who's going to do it?" And he points at, again, an old lady (I'd guess 45). This time, at least she is somewhat sexy, wearing a skirt and high heels, so I say "Fine".

She leads me back to a room, about the same clenliness as The Continental (60 % by my standards). On the way back to the room, I get a glance into the "breakroom", where the other massage women are working. I shoot a quick glance in there, and everyone on staff (hanging out in the breakroom anyway) were definately old maids by my specs.

The massage was very rushed and all business. Nothing at all like I get in Thailand. No feeling at all from the girl, not even pretend feeling. Just rub rub, squeeze squeeze, lets get to the end so we can discuss price. So, she gives me a shitty oil massage for about 20 minutes, then starts grabbing my dick saying "You want masturbate?" I say, "How much". She says 120, total price. I say "No thanks." So then she says, "Ok 100". I say "100 all in?" She says "Yes", and I say "fine."

She then gives me a rapid and uninspired handy, and I probably finish about 30 minutes into the 45 minute mark. Washes me off in the tub quickly, and I pull out 100 rm, hand it to her, thank her, then walk out. Drastically different than when you cum in Bangkok....

As it stands, I'll definately stick to Bangkok for sensual Rub and Tugs and stunning bar fines, and stick to the PI for GFE and cheap barfines.

I'm sure there is good stuff to be had in this town, I just get the impression that it's far harder to do so than what I'm used to. It's probably my fault for being spoiled by other places, but I just don't see much enjoyment in Penang.

EDIT:

At a fellow WSG readers suggestion, i will try a different place tomorrow and give another battle report. Thanks man.

[Sawyer]

Below is the FR for SPA in Hotel Waterfall, another ML u can try is Cheryl, quality vice Hotel Waterfall is much more superior, maybe this is the turning point in ur life


Recently go thru the forum, there mentioned a new WL in Waterfall spa.

Well to start, after long trip back Ipoh to Penang and entertaining some guest after work, huh... feeling abit tired.

Sent the guest back to Evergreen, feeling a bit relax and needed more relaxations. So decided to check out the mentioned Anna at Waterfall.

My usual, WL in Waterfall is Angel, found out she went back KL for holiday.
Anyway below is the FR:

Arrive around approx. about 10.30pm, quite quiet by the way.

Ask for Anna and go into room to wait. 5min. later appeared and discuss on the services provided. She mentioned can provide BBBJ, Body/Breast Massage & FJ.

So for start, go shower and come out she has strip down to her black bra & g-string. Well 1st. impression, face looks frenly & cute but notice age slightly.

But body statistics is acceptable. Breast 34B, waist 24 to 26 inch. Height 5.1 to 5.3 feet. Well she mentioned her age is 28.

Then lay down on the back, she took off her bra & start rubbing & scrubbing
my chest down to my Didi. Do some slight kiss & resume, body scrub with breast. Then slowly, start her BJ. Initial soft touch/kiss, then slow suck and too heavy sucking.

In the meantime, hand autoroam her boobs and her butts. Quite a firm butts and skin is fair & soft. When digging the hole, yummy she was so wet.Then ask to remove g-string. Wow, now suprise slightly, she got pubic shaved. Really turn-on.

Then apply some oil to didi for some heavy duty massage. Then start capping my didi. There she went Cow girl style, found her entrance quite firm & reasonably not loose. After 10minutes riding, cannot tahan have to shoot load.

Then go shower again and she dress-up. Well still got 15mins time, she gave simple back massage until times up. When chat with her, she just start at Waterfall for 2months, formerly work in Crystal ( she says left becoz to much drinking), but I think maybe due heavy competition from China dolls.

Anyway, she is local in Penang island and speak good hokkien & canto.
Well so far, found she is the best from Water fall.

Round-up:
1) Body: 7/10
2) Face: 7/10
3) Service: 8/10
4) GFE: 8/10
Damage: Massage 45mins-60RM/extras 150RM= 210RM.
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[bomoh666]

Dear Bro Skypine27:

Feel funny about you are searching high and low for the Thai Massage in Malaysia just like like some one looking for acupuncture in India although they are neighbour.

One thing I like to point out is among the SEA, Thailand is the leader in the SEX industry, so is impossible to find any other country like Thailand.

Regards
Bomoh

[madboss]

Battle Reports 2:


Battle Report 3

Now in a foul mood, I walk over to the next place, Hotel Malaysia. I go up to the 10th floor, and up stairs to the 11th, where there massage place is. This time, I've learned a bit. There is a man working the desk, he says "You want massage?" I say, "how much for one hour?" He says 70RM, for 45 minutes. I say, "Who's going to do it?" And he points at, again, an old lady (I'd guess 45). This time, at least she is somewhat sexy, wearing a skirt and high heels, so I say "Fine"

The massage was very rushed and all business. Nothing at all like I get in Thailand. No feeling at all from the girl, not even pretend feeling. Just rub rub, squeeze squeeze, lets get to the end so we can discuss price. So, she gives me a shitty oil massage for about 20 minutes, then starts grabbing my dick saying "YOu want masturbate?" I say, "How much". She says 120, total price. I say "No thanks." So then she says, "Ok 100". I say "100 all in?" She says "Yes", and I say "fine."

She then gives me a rapid and uninspired handy, and I probably finish about 30 minutes into the 45 minute mark. Washes me off quickly, and i pull out 100 rm, hand it to her, then walk out. Drastically different than when you cum in Bangkok....

As it stand, I'll definately stick to Bangkok for sensual Rub and Tugs and stunning bar fines, and stick to the PI for GFE and cheap barfines.

I'm sure there is good stuff to be had in this town, I just get the impression that it's far harder to do so than what I'm used to. It's probably my fault for being spoiled by other places, but I just don't see much enjoyment in Penang.

EDIT:

At a fellow WSG readers suggestion, i will try a different place tomorrow and give another battle report. Thanks man.

I think we just missed each other.
I left M'sia Hotel at 9.20pm (my time in this forum is screwed up it says 9.28am - too lazy to fix)
Rm100 for a massage and HJ is ok. I've never gotten a discount like that.
It's usually Rm60 massage + Rm50 HJ.
Sorry you didn't get a good job done.

Next time try Cindy number 28.
Her massage skills aren't that strong (pressure points style rather than muscle massage).
But I enjoy her "sensual" massage and she's very open to suggestions.

Are you German? Speak with Euro accent?
Cindy was talking about someone who just left, wasn't satisfied and didn't want to pay.
The okt sweet talked him into a discount.

[madboss]

BTW Bro.

Cathay, Waldorf, Thye Wan are straight f*ck shops.
If you got a massage it's because they wanted to bait you.

Standard damage for locals here are Rm100 for half hour.
The standard service to expect at this price is
-shower
-BJ
-FJ

No extras for BJ, this is a common mistake for newbies in Penang.

[bomoh666]

BTW Bro.

Cathay, Waldorf, Thye Wan are straight f*ck shops.
If you got a massage it's because they wanted to bait you.

Standard damage for locals here are Rm100 for half hour.
The standard service to expect at this price is
-shower
-BJ
-FJ

No extras for BJ, this is a common mistake for newbies in Penang.

Bro there are few kind of BJ, which one are you refer too?
Example: CBJ, BBBJ, BBBJCIM??

[madboss]

Bro there are few kind of BJ, which one are you refer too?
Example: CBJ, BBBJ, BBBJCIM??

Bukit Jambul

[bomoh666]

Bukit Jambul

Not Bagan Jermal?

[madboss]

Ha Ha.
Now Skypine will be totally lost

[madboss]

Don't tip rm50 at MPs and HCs.
10 - 20 is fine.

As it is they all consider Mat Sallehs (white men) ATM machines.
Take it from me wherever you go you'll be charged higher so why match it with a big tip?(tipping being something that's optional anyways)

Health Centres / Sports and Recreation don't mean that in Penang

Massage go to MPs or Spa. There's a Delux**us Spa nearby there too. You could say walking distance (if you enjoy walking for more than 20 mins )

You'll have to ask directions for this.

A little pricey. Nice environment. This is a NO hanky panky place.
But it is done without the proprietor's knowledge.
You'll have to persuade the girl to give you a HJ. Pay rm 20.
Some only give rm 10 but I feel this is too little.