Well since you're a cracker that don't speak Mandarin and people in China will see you as a target for street, coffee shop scams, overcharging you because you're guilty of being white and they see you as a walking ATM machine...sorry about the negatives stuff just want you to be safe and stay out of trouble. Read the threads on Shanghai scam...it could save you a lot of money and headache. As for a place to get laid, i highly recommend massage parlors and forget about the newspaper call girl service...the moment the papasan or mamasan hears you're American voice over the phone it's pretty much a scam down the road.
You should of brought along a freind that speaks Mandarin or at least basic knowledge of the language. Most people in China don't speak basic English and you're going to have a very tough time getting laid.......be on the safe side take some tours
