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[Ru4Real]

I'd just like to say, and it's not personal ... but I hate you

[jerboa]

Isn't a tip just that and isn't it discretionary? For example, two trips ago I took a lovely out of EZ Massage AFTER I paid 2500 for a massage. To take her out of the MP for the evening the cost was (as I recall) about 4000 bhat. I had tipped her for the original massage. So I gave her no tip in the morning because I felt that 2500 + 500 tip + 4000 take out was enough. So in my view, a tip is entirely up to me unless it's negotiated beforehand, and then it's not really a "tip", is it?

If I'd been told to pay 3k in the bar I'd want a itemised receipt lol, so to be clear how much the drinks, pool and BF cost, unlike a MP at a pool hall I wonder how much cut of the BF the girls get.

Anyway good report Jeremy, I laughed reading about the red dress girl panicking at the lift, I agree with you about Indian women, some are very hot and classy, I need to get me one.

[jeremy]

Jerboa - It's always great to hear from you. We should try to have a beer sometime.

I am beginning to obsess about my upcoming trip. I think the theme, at least for the daytime, will be obscure MPs off the beaten path. We'll see how it goes.

[jeremy]

YAHOOOO!!!!!!!!

I am here and get to live it up for a few days!!!!

Got in about 5 hours ago, paid for an express service from the plane ("airport limousine" - I'll post the link: http://www.limousine.in.th/fast-track-immigration.html), they take you by electric vehicle from your airplane straight to the diplomatic passport line, it's great and cost (as I recall), about 1100 bhat. Tonight the passport lines were short but I am tired of the ultimate buzz-kill after arriving in BKK of having to stand in line for up to an hour. The guy carries your bags through passport control and through customs to the public taxi stand. To me, it was worth it.

I arranged to have a lovely waiting for me, who is now asleep in my bed. Fair warning, she is not nearly as hot in person, but the photos are her and she is 100% GFE and uber sexual:

http://www.ezmassagebkk.com/ladies/bovi.html

Nothing else to report as of now. It was raining just before I got here. Soi 11 is as crazy as ever and more congested than ever. Lots of pretty ladies on tap for this trip. But for now, after several hours banging BOVI, I am enjoying a beer and will wait for the dawn and then get some sleep.

Life. Is. Good.

Lots more to come. I feel like this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oidm5Zfw_SA

[rtdtc]

Lucky you. Bovi's photographs are impressive, for sure! Hope there will be no flooding this October to spoil your fun.

Enjoy!

[jeremy]

Well lads, I had a date with a real cutey tonight, I'll post her pic later because she can F off. Met her on TLL, we had secured this date and time repeatedly, I called her just now to confirm, and she says "I tired, it rain, I far away ... can we do tomorrow?" Nope, nope, nope and have a good life, I'm done with her. Pisses me off though as it wasted my time. I don't tolerate BS with the ladies while I am in BKK, my Thailand alter ego does not permit this.

However, had a good day on a number of fronts and will post later. But I have lots of bhat in my pocket, the night is young. Time to go make a memory!

[titof117]

She looks gorgeous Jeremy but a lot of photoshop too.
Close to EZ in the small alley, there is a new MP: Addict. Looks upscale from the outside but I haven't tried it.

Have fun and stay safe.
It looks like were going to have a big big storm with pouring rain and flooded soi (typhoon on Vietnam) from Friday evening.
So fill up the mini bar and get a few outcalls

[pavla's dog]

I just got back after 5 days in Bangkok. I like it this time of year, being able to walk around without getting all sweaty. I stayed in President Palace but got the room only (no BF) since I always oversleep and a good BF can be had at the Old German Bierhouse for less. Something universal in Bangkok is terrible restuarant staff service. The waitresses act like they are doing a favor serving you. "Oh, and now you want a menu!" I could have sworn my waitress gave me a Humpff! as she threw my BF plate down. Never a smile, my name is xxx, how are you this evening, is there anything else I can get for you, thanks for coming by.

I had a girl take me to Scratch Dog on Soi 20 (http://www.kohspot.com/bangkok/scrat...te-boy-wasted/) which is now my favorite after hours club. Not many farang guys, and a nice mix of girls. It might be worth exploring if you're running into the same girls at Climax, Liquid and Insomnia.

Rainbow 2 was my favorite Gogo bar. I guess I like em like the Japanese do...thin, young, petite, with long straight hair which curls around the boobs. Most girls only do short time, and in the on-site hotel. One girl I met gets barfined, returns in 35 minutes, dances a set, gets barfined, returns in 35 min...I counted 5 STs for her in one night, and this in low season. She told me she loves her job and works everyday. She probably clears an average of 10,000 baht a night. I won't publish her name, but apparently she fxxks like one. They don't push for drinks here, but the waitresses will try to get in on the action if you buy a girl a drink.

My general observation about Nana Gogo clubs...the ones with shows have the worst regular dancers and you can't BF the show girls (well, you technically can if she likes you and you give her a few days notice to cover her shift). Las Vegas was an epic fail. Only the ugly dancers take of their tops so in bars like Rainbow 4, sit next to the stage with bikini tops on.

Have fun, Jeremy, keep dry!

[jeremy]

What A Weird F'n night: "When Thai Girls Attack!"

That would be the theme from last night, but what a great and weird night it was.

So after my lady broke our date, I went out and picked up a friend. She knows I write these reports and reads them sometimes and has asked not to be publicly identified, so I will honor her request. She is a somewhat prominent and well thought of MP lady, some of you probably know her. However, last night her behavior was very poor.

After a few drinks to get in the mood, I went down to her place, bought a few drinks and bought her out for the evening, as she requested. We both started drinking and thought about finding a girl for the evening, maybe going to Rainbow 3 or 4, and getting a girl long time, but while we were both drinking whiskey (my first mistake with her) she asked if she could invite several friends to drink and I could pick one to spend the evening with us. Now that's an offer. So she started making calls and most of her friends were not available, but soon several showed up and with about 10,000 bhat in my pocket, Jeremy was buying everyone drinks and we were having a great time. Of the girls that showed up, there was one in particular, a sweet and very cute bar-girl named Yep (not exactly how you pronounce it but I prefer "Yep" to "Yup") and we all headed to the roof-top bar at Fraser Suites off Soi 11 next to St. Morritz and the Q Bar. We had a few drinks but it was extremely crowded so we headed back to my room. I had gone to the Villa Market on Soi 11 earlier and bought lots of lady drinks (Bacardi Breezes, similar stuff) and I popped open a bottle of Pinot Noir from France (for whatever reason, I have become a wine-a-holic lately). Next thing I know we're on the bed and I am wayyyyyy into her bar-girl friend. There was just something about her. She is very demure, with big brown slow eyes, like a deer. Not a knock-out, but very cute, b-cup tits, pretty face, and as things turned out, a bit manipulative. So all three of us are on the bed and I am banging that bar-girl and then BAM! I get hit across the back.

"Hyat yaa blah blah blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My prominent massage girl is screaming. WTF?

"You like her, do you?!? Fuck you!!!" She screams and massage girl storms out of the room. Now two things: I have had twosomes, threesomes and even foursomes with this girl before, and nothing like this has ever happened. Second, don't bother me when I am banging away on a pretty lady. So me and the bar girl look at eachother puzzled but we don't stop. Well, that only made things worse. More yelling and massage girl says she is leaving. Now I'm completely pissed and decide to use a little psychology on her.

"I don't know what your fucking problem is, but if you leave, and as you know, I've bought you out, I will tell your mamasan," I say. She begins to cry and a torrent of Thai and English comes out about how she thought we were special, why do I like other lady and do I think she is ugly, she thought I only like her, then I remind her that she fucks dudes for a living every day, and she responds that it is only a job so it doesn't count (yeah, right ), and her naked bar-girl friend has her arm around her trying to soothe her, I am drinking my Pinot Noir standing their naked and I start laughing hilariously at the absurdity of the situation. That only made things worse.

"You go fuck her then, you think I funny?" And I begin to notice that her friend is a bit manipulative. Because when I am talking to angry massage girl, she leans over and starts dutifully sucking me off which only made massage girl madder. So next thing I know, I banging away on bar-girl and then I woke up about 5:00 a.m. this morning totally disoriented only knowing that there are two naked women in bed with me and I don't know who they are or how they got there. For some strange reason, I thought these were girls I worked with, who report to me at my job, and that I was in a world of fucking trouble and in a sexual harassment nightmare. I jumped out of bed, and massage girl gets up and comes over to me but I don't recognize her. I ask her if she works at my company, scared shitless at this sudden scandal and then it all came back to me and I came out of my weird dream. Damn that felt good knowing I wasn't in trouble.

Massage girl starts blowing me and soon bar girl wakes up and starts making out with me simultaneously. There was just something about the bar girl, and when massage girl puts on a condom bar girl commandeered me to F and massage girl gets angry again and we had a repeat of the night before and she hits me. So I grab her hands, "Hit me again, I like it when you are pissed," and she digs her elbows into me. So quickly I turn her around and spank her very loud on her lovely ass. She hacks at me with her claws, but I caught her hand before she cut me and point a finger in her face. "That's quite enough, knock it off." She complains again and as we are arguing bar girl starts blowing me so I start angrily banging massage girl doggy style and shove her face between bar girl's legs as she begins happily eating bar girl, then I have them switch positions, I make them both blow me, and on and on it went ... "Amazing Thailand" indeed.

All was forgiven, and we left the hotel to have breakfast at The Federal Hotel coffee shop, the oldest hotel on Soi 11 and built by the US government during the Viet Nam War as an R&R hotel, and the coffee shop still looks like the 1960s. Oddly, bar-girl (and I don't know which bar as massage girl wouldn't tell me) jumps on a motorcycle taxi saying that she would lose her job if her boss sees her. Huh? And the motorcycle taxi whisks her away. I have a nice breakfast with massage girl, she tells me she is sorry, and I tell her that if my plans fall through tonight, I will come get her again tonight, we'll get drunk, get another girl, have a threesome and fight. She laughs, agrees and leaves happily.

Attached is the lady who broke our date (I'll take the photo down down shortly) . She sent me three emails since last night asking to get together. But I am through with her, so if someone is interested, and if you are a senior member (membership has its privileges), one who contributes regularly whom I know, I'll share her details. But try to have something to offer back.

I think I need to take a nap

Two songs I heard last night, I couldn't believe it as neither you would expect to hear in BKK, hadn't heard either in many years, but it was great hearing them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUpBSvN1a50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z_YChE-ZXo

[jeremy]

Holy crap, I love this place.

There aren't many times in life (at least in my life) that you can say, "Everything is pretty much perfect" but I feel like that now. Last night I met a new lady (an 8.5 out of 10), we had dinner, drinks, and then I guess I pretty much passed out but this morning we had sex for about an hour and it was totally fab. I think I have a new Thai GF. So I'll call her "Thai GF# 3" (how original). She does yak on a bit much, but it's kind of endearing and easily solved (heh heh ). She has fantastic titties for a Thai girl, I mean really nice with very nice (and large) nipples.

But not everything is perfect, I have to leave here today and go to another country for my job, so it's a serious day and I need to obtain certain results by mid week this week. But then I get to come back and I have more pussy lined up. Also, I am slightly embarrassed to say, I have run into ED issues for the first time in my life. My johnson still performs admirably, but I can no longer look and touch a perfct girl and expect it to be perfectly at attention. Hmmmm, that really sucks. A friend of mine who is a doc tells me that it means my arteries are hardening. As my grandmother once said, "Getting old is hell."

Random thought: I would like to thank the genius who invented the internet, whose real purpose (as I see it) is to help dudes like me to get laid.

Thank you God!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bICFrEkbvCg

You know why I love Thailand and hate my country (OK, I don't really hate my country, but still ...)? Because outside the Federal Hotel there are telephone wires that come down from a pole and you can literally run into them and probably kill yourself if you aren't paying attention. Obviously that's a pretty fucking stupid reason to like a country and a pretty fucking stupid situation, but in my country they would be up high, away and totally safe, and there would be some fucking union with hordes of overpaid people to make it safe, and a government agency with hordes of people to monitor the safety, and politicians who can bleat on about how they made it safe for the benefit of The People, and some asshole on Wall Street would have created a financial instrument to monetize the safety and sell it to some third world dictator who lends us money so we can pay the union assholes. Here in Thailand, if you are stupid enough to walk into the wires, you die, simple as that. There is something simplistic and elegant about that and saves a lot of time and grief (OK, I realize I am being idiotic). Kind of like the huge hole in the street they are repairing near Soi 11. They have a dude with one orange cone and a blow torch and he was working last night at about 11:00 p.m. with his blow torch and a flash light and if you are fucking stupid enough to fall into the hole, so be it. But in my country, there would have been 300 people assigned to the task of fixing and monitoring the hole, a government agency to watch the hole and pass regulations to legislate safety concerning the hole, 30 people to fix the hole, and teams of lawyers to help the idiots who fall into the hole sue the government to be covered by the taxpayer who pays way too high of taxes. That's why my country is fucked and why there is more construction going on in Thailand today than I have ever seen.

Did I tell you that I love this place? BKK GF#3 is asleep in my bed, I think it's time to consumate our new relationship ....

[jeremy]

I like this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwAw9ThDQmk

Fucking genius.

[jeremy]

File this under "you can't make this up" category .... My new lady wanted to take a shower, but there was no shower cap. She said, "Every hotel has it, why there no shower cap. Unless last night's lady used it and that is why," and she laughed.

I didn't, becasue that is exactly what happened.

****

Up to thread page 100. Wow, I started this thread over 5 years ago. I will celebrate by posting lots of photos of Thai ladies past and present. Coming up ... so many lovely jade gates.

[jeremy]

So last night I hooked up with a girl I met on Thailovelinks, that website is worth every penny. We met, went to my favorite restaruant for wining and dining ladies (The Long Table) near asok station. We bought two bottles of wine and ate sea scallops, perfect evening. Then we headed over to The Old German Beerhouse, then to the top of Fraser Suites to their roof top bar (you can get into it by going to the rear of the building). I think it's called Above Eleven or something like that. It was very crowded, I just pulled a receipt out of my pocket, 2 grey goose vodkas with gratuity and VAT cost 660 bhat, so it aint cheap. In fact it's over priced but worth visiting. One guy I bumped into said there are working girls up there, I didn't see any but it makes sense. He was a guy from Europe and said, "I love this hotel, they even supply the women" which was pretty funny. Overall I give a thumbs up to Fraser Suites, the rooms are great. Only downside is crappy breakfast, no 24 hour room service and the fridge only had 2 beers in it, which I found a bit uncivilized. At least the Grand President has 24 hour room service and a very nice selection of drinks in the fridge.

So we wound up back in my room, completely wasted (what's new?) and it all goes blank from there (what's new). So I woke up this morning with a very naked and very pretty Thai lady next to me, so it doesn't take a lot of imagination what happened next. She's a keeper, but talks endlessly, in fact she never shuts up and has something to say about everything and endless opinions, that could get old. Maybe I should go back to BKK GF #1, she is very quiet and barely speaks English, and doesn't have an opinion on anything. Perfect lady.

More to come ....

[plaboy]

Great reports as usual Jeremy.
That threesome experience was priceless! Good to hear that you had a greaat trip.

[jeremy]

Thanks Playboy, I appreciate the response. I didn't think anyone was reading these reports.

I left Thailand for India after my last post. I have colleagues here and there is a big work-related thing we are trying to get accomplished. India is great but I was really, really depressed when I first got here. What a contrast, I am so happy in Thailand. Everything is perfect. I should be heading back to paradise Thursday but I have a lot to get done before then.

I. LOVE. THAILAND. WAY. TOO. MUCH.