Are there any MP's still operating in the Columbia city limits or surrounding areas???

Are there any MP's still operating in the Columbia city limits or surrounding areas???

Shogun Sauna--located just a couple blocks down the road from the now-closed Fuji's--is still open, as well as Foxy Sauna on Paris Road. That's it, though, unless someone knows of other parlors in town that haven't been shut down by LE.
Columbia, Missouri, has been decimated parlor-wise. Lynn's, Fuji's, VIP all gone--all within 13 months :-(
Very sad. I really loved visiting Lynn's Massage Parlor.
There used to be another parlor called "Ms. Tease Models And Escorts" that closed a few years ago--I don't know if police closed it or if the owner simply went out of business. "Ms. Tease" used to be called "Abby's" before that, and "The Ultimate" before that--i suppose the name changes corresponded to changes in ownership.
When I drove by Fuji's the other night, I noticed the nice large sign had been removed, and the place is now available for lease. Like Lynn's, Fuji's Sauna had been open for well over a decade--it was probably the oldest operating business in that small shopping center of a dozen or so businesses.
What is going on? Why are all the lovely parlors in town being shut down--suddenly? [sniffle]
How I miss Lynn's. There regularly were hot mamas working in that place. I don't mean just 8 or 9's but genuine Ten's. Tens were not uncommon there...
Please bring back the parlors.
I read that prostitution is legal in Germany, and has been for 5 years now. It should be legal here, too.
Last edited by rosco-; 02-04-2007 at 11:51 AM.
rosco-, can you tell me about foxy sauna with respect to kind of women and possibly directions and or address or phone ?
I am looking for white, thats difficult since most MP situations nowadays are Asian.

Que-Ping-Tran, Foxy Sauna is a great Asian parlor located at 1911 Paris Road, a bit south of Vandiver. It's easy to spot as you're going south, on the right-hand side. Well worth the trip to Columbia!
But who knows how much longer Foxy and Shogun will remain open with all the police closings recently. I love our police department. It's a great department, but I must disagree with the parlor shut-downs.

Ms. Tease was closed down by the owner. I was there teh last weekend thye were open and stuff was moved out of all but one room. The woman who was there and I guess was the biss was a bit older late 30-something and said she was going to be reopening in a new location soon. Their phone number still worked for at least several months I was told the new location had not been found and outcalls were being offered.Originally Posted by rosco-
In Germany prostitution is legal but when they were in desperate need of prostitutes duing world cup time last year the courts said that an unemployed woman can refuse to take a job as a prostitute (brothels had lots of openings) and still be eligeable for unemployment benefits. Ussually if one turns down a job offer you cant get benefits.

6-Ralph, thanks for that info. Do you happen to know why Camelot closed
several years ago? It was a regular MP with an 8-foot statue of a knight in
shining armor out front (kinda funny). When it closed, it was replaced by
an AMP, I think "Tokyo Spa," which later became "Shogun Sauna," which
still operates.
Camelot was located near the intersection of Vandiver and Rangeline.
The door fee at Camelot was an amazing $20. But if you think that's
cheap, do you remember "Kneaded Relief?" It was a regular MP open on
Jefferson street before moving close to that 7-11 by Club Vogue strip club.
The door fee at Kneaded Relief was a ridiculous $10! LOL.
And the ladies were very good--most of them. Kneaded Relief wasn't open
very long. I'd guess a couple years or so.
Do you have any idea how long Camelot's run lasted? I think at least
5 years, but maybe much longer.
I remember about the time Camelot closed, I happened to see a police car in its
parking lot, but I have no idea if the police shut it down or if the owner
just called it quits.
Last edited by rosco-; 02-08-2007 at 11:05 PM.

Columbia sucks now-a-days but most of the ladies who did that are nearly invisible now. Fuji was in business for over 23 years. I knew the guys who built that strip center, which was in 1983. Fuji was their first lessee. The rumor at the time was that they were the same ownership as a AMP that operated in the Forum shopping center and was shut down by the police. I think that was Hong Kong Spa but I'm not 100% sure on that name, not that it matters anyway 23 1/2 years later. Lynn's operated for at least 15 years, maybe longer. I'm not sure how safe it is to go to one of the remaining MPs still in business. However, the city has the cops staking out some of the bars now looking for violators of the new no-smoking ordinance, so maybe they're on a different crusade now. (Not being critical of the police, we have a very good police force, it's just the city officials who direct them and I think that's because of a change in city managers just about a year ago.) If you're still game, Sunny at Foxy was top tier before the closings, which pretty much puts her in a class by herself today. For the guy that was asking about a white massuese...you'll only find that in the Tribune and that is also pretty much slim pickings recently. The one option you have is Shogun, Janet there is a very, (very) attractive, young, oriental-american blend. She looks more American than oriental. But, (it's a big but not that she has a big butt) the one visit I made there, I found her to not have a very good bedside manner, very mechanical and detached from what she was doing. Sunny at Foxy on the other hand seems to really enjoy your company and has a good time. She is very good and has been there at least 5 years. If she ever comes back to town, Sara who used to be in the Trib ads about once a month is an excellent GFE. She is a little heavy but again, she aims to please and her aim is very good. I don't think she's been available since the first week of December. I think the heat has cooled her off. Beware of the redhead who advertises "Anything Goes." She is not where you'd want to put anything that goes. She is super-sized, I think they deliver her to her point of operations on one of those flatbed trucks with the wideload sign and escort. Good luck guys, keep us posted.

HeadFirstMO, thanks for that very interesting post. You're so right about the recent change in city managers. I just finished reading in the newspaper that the last city manager held that position for 20 years. So you think the recent spate of parlor closings is directly related to the new city manager? What makes you think that if I may ask--very interesting stuff.

Rosco, It's just my opinion and/or gut feeling. I'm no city hall insider but I do know how things operate in the city government and I'm acquainted with some of the players. The interest in the mp's didn't come from the city council, I don't know that the subject has ever come up there. The police's policy as stated to me once quite a few years ago by an officer was that they would only enter a mp if they received complaints. The administration at the police department has been in place several years and the chief is a veteran of the force. That leaves the city manager's office. The retired manager was interested in moving Columbia forward, he was most interested in dealing with infrastructure and growth issues. He wasn't afraid to tackle a problem but he usually did it only if he was asked to. I believe he was a let sleeping dogs lie person when it came to things like the mp's. That leads me to believe that the new manager has a different philosophy and also wants to show that he has his own style. Possibly he has a view from a moralistic point of view. It is possible the police had a complaint about Lynn's or had followed a trail there on some drugs. From the reports it looks like some of the girls were doing drugs. I think the police have always had a policy of not tolerating that. But I think the thing at Fuji was a setup. I think the "complaint" the police received was either one of their own doing undercover or an informant that they planted. But on the other hand, I could be wrong as hell. One thing is for sure....things are different now than they have been here for many years.
Last edited by headfirst_mo; 02-11-2007 at 03:29 PM.
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