Originally Posted by
iliketofk
So this seems like a good place to post about my Kunming experience. It was quite random, and sorry if I dont have all the details about the place, but this is what I got.
Let me preface it to stay I was traveling with the wife, so I only had a short time to "explore" on my own. We were staying at the Kunming Hotel. Pricy by Chinese standards (400 yuan/night) but 50 USD per nice for a four star hotel is sweet. The people at the hotel were nice, but very little English.
So one afternoon I'm out looking for action while the wife it resting in the hotel. The hotel where I'm staying does not appear to have massage. There is a big kareoke club/ show girl place next to the hotel which look like a decent place to monger, but it is only open at night (I'm with the wife so not really an option)
So I walk across the street away from the city center diectly opposit the hotel. I go two blocks and find a hotel on the right. (I tried another hotel before with no luck). I forget the exact name but it was three words and one was "Dong" I think , how ironic. I go in and don't talk to anyone. The lobby is nice maybe a 3 or 4 star place. I see a sign in English for a heath club or something like that on the 8th floor. So I get in the elavator and go up to that floor.
The elevator opens and there is a reception desk with a man and a women behind the counter. I ask about a massage, but very little english is spoken (I speak no chinese other than to say hello and thank you). Then another girl comes out in a cute, but plan brown dress with a purse. I can not tell if she works there or is staying at the hotel (the people behind the desk have hotel like uniforms on). She is very cute, early 20s, petite.
Finially I figure out that she is the one with will do the massage. So that sounds nice. I ask how much. The show me on a calculator "800". 800 yuan is about $100. I figure this must me more than a massage. A meal in a small resturant in Kunming is about $1 or $2 (10-15 yuan), so this is a shit load of money, but the chick was hot and I figured what the heck---I was not disappointed!
So we go into the "massage room" which was actally two huge rooms. One has a king size bed and TV and the other has a shower and a tub. So I'm getting the idea that this will be more that a massage. She says I should shower first. She start taking my closes off. I start taking her's off. I really can not believe I'm going to see this chick naked. She seemed so proper when I first saw her.
Her body was amazing. Firm tits not too big, nice ass, flat stomach. By the time she got my pants off I was already sporting a nice woody. We shower and she washes me off. Then to the bed for BJ and FS! Nothing so outstanding about her technique (no kissing on the lips), she was just so pretty and with a nice body, it was sweet. Mind you, it's the middle of the afternoon and I'm completely sober, so it was not the alcohol talking.
After I finish, we try talking a little, but she knows almost no English. She does however manage to say "I love you", which was sweet. I dont think many forigners go there, she seemed intereted that I was caucasain. She wanted to go for a second round but I did not have the energy (and I didnt want to be "missing" too long anyways). We get dressed and she asks for a tip (200 yuan/ 25 USD), which did not sound unreasonable, so I gave it to her.
The whole service was 1000 yuan ($125 USD), which I'm sure is a small fortune in China, but the quality was quite hign in my opinion. That whole set up would proally run upwards of $400 in las vegas (same qualty girl) and the chick would probally have aterrible attitude (although I've never has FS in Vegas so I dont know for sure)
Anyways that's the story. This was back in August, but I just got back to the states recently.
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good luck next time.
