Bangkok Trip Report

[maxum44]

My buddies and I decided to do a 1 week golf trip to Bangkok. Here is what I can remember since I was drunk or stoned for most of the time. My buddy Dr. Bill and I arrived 1st. There were 8 guys in our party 7 flying in from all over the states, west coast, east cost, south. One of the boys had a friend who was actually living in Thailand so he was our host.

Dr. Bill and I arrived about midnight after the long grueling flight from the U.S. Had the hotel car pick us up and off we went ot the Emporium Suites Hotel. Dr. Bill and I got a 2 bedroom suite that was nice with it’s own living room and dinning room and large balcony. Not cheap but this is a once in a lifetime trip for us so who cares. The whole way to the hotel the driver was talking about where to find girls etc. he said it’s late and he would take us to the Siam Hotel Parking lot because that was where the girls were, I kept on telling him Nana lot because of all the research form this site I knew that was where the late night action was. He says trust me this place is better. We check in it’s 1:30 am. Quick shower and the hotel car takes us to Nana we look at the parking lot not much going on so we go to the Siam Hotel parking lot, quite a few babes we check some out after weeding out the ugly girls we end up taking 2 girls would rate them 8 ½ or 9 for long term 2500 baht both were around 18 years old and beautiful and hot. We take them back shag all night long.

Wake up have the buffet breakfast excellent. Walk around town a little, take care of some business we get our Thai sim cards so our phones now work a must to stay in contact with the Thai Honeys. My buddy wants to work out and take a nap. I walk across the street from the Emporium to get an oil massage for the life of me can’t remember the name but written about widely on the forum go for the 2 hour oil massage 600 baht about 12 girls to choose from pick one out about a 7 nice and petit and off we go. Upstairs we shower shitty little room with bad A/C but great oil body to body massage and two pops later including some back door action were done. Great time tip her 1500 baht. Definitely will be back to for the 2 girl special. By now I should be wasted but I’m not too much to check out. Jump on the BTS time to check out the famous Biergarden. Get off at the Nana stop find the Biergarden get a Heineken sit down and I start checking out the action. Nothing to my liking but just happy to check it out because I’m finally going to all these places I have read about. Walk down Suk and there is the famous Eden Club, not my thing but definitely had to check it out. Walked the other way back towards Nana it’s like 3 o’clock so nothing going on but I will definitely be back. Head back to the Hotel and crash. Wake up about 6:00 time check out the famous Poseidon. Yeah I know it’s pricey for Thailand but when your use to paying $200 for 1 hour in the U.S. it’s not that bad. So traffic is a bitch so it takes us 45 minutes but were there. Check out the fishbowl definitely some hot chicks but were here for the really hot chicks so up to the 3rd floor for the models. We are seated and there are about 8 super hot chicks sitting on the long sofa. What an amazing site, kid in a candy store. Sit down have a beer mamasan comes over shows us the book. Yeah there’s a book with all the magazine pictures the chicks that have modeled for magazines etc. So Dr. Bill picks this check from Penthouse 4600 baht with the supper 36DD enhancement. The first two girls I pick are not working that night. My third selection a 10 is available for the bargain price of 3200 baht. I’m thinking this is incredible under $100 dollars. (Like I said before once in a lifetime) so the girl comes over we chat she’s a university student 20 years old, yeah right every girl I’ve me in the last 10 years is a university student. Anyway not interested in her brain, anyway off to the room. Cool room with giant tub Jacuzzi tub we strip get in the tub and we start the Bangkok slide she we sit in the tub and she washed every inch my body absolutely amazing experience for anybody who has not tried that before. Finish the tub and we head to the bed she’s hot but the sex is routine compared to my oily experience from the afternoon and my hot 18 year old from the Siam Hotel parking lot. We head back to the hotel walk down street eat at this Thai Restaurant that like a supermarket you pick out the food and they cook it, foods good and we talk about our trip so far, we have been here less than 24 hours and I’ve done 3 hot chicks already. We head back to the hotel because 4 more guys are arriving tonight. We crash and wait for their call, the evening is not yet over. Report to continue.

[theGlove]

very nice report. so the siam parking lot better than nana lot?

[Billabong]

Well there you go, in your very own words, B3200 and the sex was nowhere near as good as with the 'cheaper' girls you fucked earlier....
BTW you can't have been reading this board very carefully before you got to LOS because your parking lot LT experience was B500 overpriced, in fact at that late hour you could have probably saved B1000.
Your oil massage 'tip' of B1500 is just insane. ST (2-3hrs) with BBBJ, fucking, 2-3 pops and souvinier self-taken photographs of the action all in the comfort of your room is B1000 MAX.
Are you beginning to see why we 'cheap charlies' get so upset with you 'once-in-a-lifetime' guys?
Slow down, breathe, and don't get all shitty at me, I'm trying to help you out here, champ.
Listen if you paid less for everything, maybe you could afford 'TWICE-in-a-lifetime'?
Just a thought.

[Pentire]

I have heard of the Siam Hotel although where is it located.

[TD0620G]

It's located at Petchaburi Road. Just tell the taxi Siam Hotel, Petchaburi Road and he will drive you there. However this place is more for local Thais as 99% of the girls speak Thai and nothing else.

It only opens after 12am till early morning. If you're farang then expect to pay 1500THB for ST and 3000THB for LT. Expect some 500THB discounts as the hours go by if you bargain.