Best of the legal German FKK clubs and brothels

[gummibaer]

Just finished our 2-week FIFA football/soccer World Cup and mongering tour and it was a blast, even though neither England, Australia, USA or Germany won the championship. We (a multi-national group of 6) all had a great time forgetting our various defeats in several FKK clubs all over Germany. I'm not going to critique any of the venues nor bore you with pornographic details, but here is my very SUBJECTIVE opinion:

First things first:
Best service, performances: Oase, Burgholzhausen. This old standby cannot be beat for choice of women, friendlyness of staff or performance and attitude of the 'ladies-in-waiting (for you)'. This was the only clube we went TWICE too. It was even better the second time around.

Best looking girls: Sudfass, Munich: the madam of this smallish club in an industrial area of Munich has managed to assemble and keep a bevy of about 15 butt-naked, multi-ethnic beauties, none of whom were below 7 on a scale of 1-10. But be warned that this is subject to change as the ladies tend to move around a lot since they are free agents, not emoplyees.

Best amenities: Harem, Bad Lippspringe: 4 saunas (steam, dry, herbal, 'bio'), outdoor pool, garden, 2 whirlpools in this brand new club located in a remodeled former resort hotel amid a fairy-tale forest.

Best food: also Harem. You order your free breakfast, lunch and dinner from a 6-page menu, and the chef will cook it to order, then it will be served by a waitress to your cloth-covered table on real china, indoors or outdoors. It's fresh, wholesome and tasty. Heavy on the butter and cream, but they also have salads and fruits. All included in the price of admission (32.50 euro with coupon).

Best outdoor facilities: Yin-Yang, Roermond, Netherlands. This spacious FKK facility lies on the outskirts of this typical Dutch city, just across the border from Germany. The former industrialist's mansion on a hilltop has a huge park around it, with no walls or fences to separate it from the surrounding woods and pastures. Barbecue on the terrace, swim in the large pool, get a seamless tan on the lawns.

Best value for money: Hornstrasse, Cologne (Köln). Pasha and Eros Bordell. Prices start at 30 euros, with 'orgasm warranty'. Pasha charges 5 euros for admission (free soft drinks and coffee). The women we saw ranged from 5-9 in looks, even an entire floor of transsexuals ('she-males' and post-operational) in the Pasha.

Best attendance by females: Hornstrasse brothels, Cologne (Köln): Pasha and Eros. We went there at 3 am and the entire street in the inner city of Cologne was gridlocked with cars, taxis, busses and our motorhome. There are 2 major brothels (= 'Laufhaus'): the 12-floor Pascha and the smaller Bordell/Eros across the street from it. The corridors of all floors were jammed with men from all nations, trying to arrange shags with the also multi-cultural 250 ladies or so (hard to count since most of them were busy). Even more women were available in so-called 'Verrichtungsboxen' (= relief boxes = dormitory containers) stacked in neighboring vacant lots.

Best attendance by males: Artemis, Berlin: Due to excessive publicity there were some 1000 males competing for maybe 90 females on a FIFA WC game night. Proof that controversy is good for such a business, as long as the media 'spell the name right'. We passed.

Best Kino (cinema): Harem, Bad Lippspringe. High resolution projection unit on a HUGE screen maybe 10x20 feet (3 x 6 m) large and brand new lounges, floor mats and furniture. Unfortunately they showed only one single cheap American gonzo style video running in loop mode.

Best rooms: Harem, Bad Lippspringe. Spacious and clean, decorated in various styles and themes.

Note: it seems cyberfreehost.com in LA has censored away my website fkkguide. Pornography of the most hardcore kind was OK there, but not reportage about real opportunities to get laid for money legally, sanitarily and safely. Check: geocities.com/fkkguide for the time being (it probablywill be yanked sometime soon too by the prude mafia). We will have a new website with our own domain based in Germany soon. -- If interested to participate in future tours of the German pussy triangle send me a Private Message by clicking on my name on the left.

Attachments: Our motorhome in front of the Harem and the Pascha (the huge sign on the blue 12-floor building reads: "Die Welt zu Gast bei Freundinnen -- The world visiting welcoming girlfriends" in variation of the official FIFA WC slogan.

[tareko]

thanks for your posting.
sounds like you certainly did have fun!

[gummibaer]

thanks for your posting.
sounds like you certainly did have fun!

We sure did and ready to do it again. Get a group together and let's go!

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