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[Krid3r]

I know some of you frequent Craigslist. Well, the Boise Erotic Services section of Craigslist is full of spam. Some places, like Portland have tons of quality posts.

So, my request is that the next time you're on Craigslist, help me out and flag the spam ones so we can clean it up and leave the real ones.

[pakrat63]

Unfortunatly there isn't time to "flag 'em all!" Just went down the first page and counted, umm, maybe one that might turn out to be a 'Provider' after futzing around with her web cam. If "Erotic Service" means take as much of my money as you can and leave me feeling fucked, then Boise CL is the place to be!!
BTW, did you ever hook up with Nikki of Baker City? She sent me the same pix a couple of weeks back, but i have had the chance to go west yet.

[Krid3r]

Do a google search for "Craigslist SpamBuster" It's a program that will flag all spam on the ERS section with one click.

I never did get in touch with Nikki. She said she was coming to Boise, but wouldn't return my emails over the weekend she was supposed to come. I guess I'm having the same luck as MTBHIKE. Maybe I'll just go to the AMP's

I know a lot of you guys swear by em, but my experience, while very FS, was mediocre. I dont know the name of the place, but it's that little house behind Joe Jeans. Price was about the same as quoted here for other places, but the girl (didn't catch her name) was probably a 4 at best, too old. Nice body though, maybe in her mid 40's.

I have had one great experience with a provider who used to go by the name of Ginger (Spice Of Life), DATY, BBBJ, FS.

-Krid3r

[pakrat63]

Krid, thought you might like to know, i tried to set something up with Nikki for tomorrow, she just wrote back that she's in Bend. Bummer

[g00dfell0ws]

The shack behind joe jeans is no good bro. You gotts check out Aloha or Hong Kong for some 7-9’s.

[Krid3r]

What about shanghai, I think that one is closer to me? Are you guys still hitting these places after the busts? I almost worked up the nerve earlier then I came across that news report they recently did.

Is it safe?

[Krid3r]

So I decided to blow a little pocket change today and since I havent been able to connect with any providers, I decided to try the AMP's again. Shanghai was closed, or I was at the wrong place, one or the other, so I took your advice and went to Aloha Spa.

There was nobody there and the lady who answered the door laughed at me. She said I was too young. Hah, flattery will get you everywhere. I flashed my ID and she was tentatively convinced, so she invited me in. I didn't catch her name, but she was thin, maybe a full B sized rack, probably mid 40's.

She took me into one of the rooms and told me, "Sixty." I fumbled into my wallet while wishing I'd paid more attention to what others have said is the proper decorum in such situations. Instead, I pulled out a short wad of twenty's and shoved them at her. Real slick Krid3r, real slick.... *shakes head*

She counted out 140 dollars then laughed at me again (this would become a theme). She asked me if I had been there before and I said, "No, but my friends have..." Geeze. She laughed again and told me to get out of my clothes.

The first stop was the steam room. She asked me if I wanted some water and I said no. She said the steam would start in a few minutes, so I sat down. She left for a minute then returned with some water anyways. The steam started pouring in and I wondered what I should be doing. I laid a little, I sat a little, I even paced the room a bit. It was getting hotter and the visibility dropped to six inches. Now I was bored, I started blowing the steam around.

Finally she came back and let me out, phew. I thought I might die in there if I stayed much longer. She took me to the shower room and washed me down, nothing spectacular. We made small talk and she told me how slow business had been.

After the shower, we went back to the massage room and a decent massage ensued. She sort of straddled my arm at one point so I took the liberty of checking out the landscape. Nice firm thighs, tight ass. I approve.

After maybe twenty minutes of a good massage, she flips me over and asked me if I wanted more, while she pointed at my semi. I nodded, perhaps a bit to enthusiastically, she laughed.

She made a motion to indicate a HJ and I shook my head no, "more" I said. After all, I'd paid a premium up front, or so I thought. She said, "ok," and puckered up her lips. I shook my head again, "More" I said, and started to rub her ass. She laughed.

This time she said no, not this time. I was miffed! She said don't worry and started to give what amounted to a toe curling BBBJ. Just then, the door bell rang....

Ok, which one of you broke the mojo??

Seconds later, the bell rang again.... All of a sudden this place had become popular, go figure, as soon as I get there, business starts to pick up. I think, great, now she'll be rushed to get me out of there.

She sets the two gentlemen up in rooms and comes back all apologies. She told me two customers had come and that she had to call up some girls. She starts to get back into the groove then stops. She asked me if I'd like her to take off her dress. There goes that crazy nod of mine...

Off comes the dress and she's got a great rack for 40'ish. I motion her to take off the panties and she shakes her head no, and puts my hand on her peach outside of her panties. I hear the distinctive crinkle of her rag. Damn.

I'm quickly distracted by those B cups. She sees me oggling them and laughs again, calling me a baby (I really don't look _that_ young). She mounts the bed and starts to go down. I stop her short, those tits are too good to be left hanging precariously between my legs without me giving them a little attention. I ask her if I can kiss them a bit and she obliges by plopping one into my mouth. Nice!

As I give those two tits a working over, she kisses me on the forehead. She clearly thinks I'm a stud, despite my previous blunderings, that's what that means right?

She gets back to her business and warns me not to unload the swimmers in the pool. I tell her I wont and she continues her BBBJ. I finish in short order and she cleans up then leaves again, presumably to attend to the party crashers.

I get dressed and she comes back to walk me out. She grabs my butt on the way and tells me I'm cute. Damn right, I think as I leave. As I walk out the back gate, I call back, "see you next week." She laughs again.

-Krid3r "Adventures of the AMP"

[orangecake]

Krid3r, thanks for the blow by blow AMP account. Dude, that made me laugh out loud!

[g00dfell0ws]

Dude, that made me laugh! That was awesome. I had a similar experience with her. She likes to laugh at you. I don’t know why but it’s fun. On the second trip you will die! For real. She is amazing. And you were right about those cups. Best I’ve seen in any of the MP’s. The other gal there, or used to be there, is Jen – sometimes goes by Tiny. She’s petite – but a firecracker! I’ve seen her thrice times (to quote Foley). She’s real fun and it was a true GFE.
Before the busts, I hit Apple a couple times because one day while checking it out back in February I met Julie. Guys, I’m not kidding – she the BEST body I’ve ever seen in an MP. It was flawless. She was a little shy – not like the girls at Aloha – but things warmed up once the small talk began. Incredible bod! But for my money – the gals at Aloha are more playful.

[g00dfell0ws]

Here’s what I usually do. I always have a good time. I have to drink first. I don’t know why I can’t relax once I get inside. The anticipation makes me quiver. You can’t drink beer though – they’ll smell it. I was at apple the first time I met Julie and there was a drank dude there they were griping about. So 1 or 2 long islands and a stick of gum does the trick. The first few times I was kicking myself for finishing too early cause I had more time left. So most times I’ll excuse myself to the restroom right before going back to the room and give a whack. I must admit It was odd the first time but I forced myself and boy was I glad. Getting back to the room I had plenty of minutes to get back in the mood and by the time we got going I can keep going and going. They laugh at me and say “boy, you strong today.” I’m able to get more done if I do the pre-game right. I think they get into it more as well.


By the way – Krid3r, You’ll seem more confident if you take back some more control. Don’t wait till they get you out of the steam room. Just walk on cautiously and they’ll come get you. 

[g00dfell0ws]

Here you go boys – here’s a laugh for you. “How to trick on a budget” I call it. Want FS for $80? So Krid3r got me all in the mood for some play today. After reading his post I thought I’d check out Aloha. Now I know what you’re thinking – and so was I – there’s no good place to park. I mean if you park out back they know (who ever they are now) you’re there. You can’t park out front and risk the dog place and auto place turning you in now, so what’s a guy to do. Well I noticed they have that handy foot bridge across Overland. It empties out right in the back of Aloha. You can park anywhere from the mini mall where the fruit stand is up to the Moxi-Java and walk over. Very safe. So I had some drinks (I like Charlie Brown’s right down the road) and went over to Aloha. No cars. So I proceeded. I walked over and entered the back of the shop and some chick met me whom I’ve never seen before. By Krid3r’s description it was the one he seen. I walked in (and I acted like I knew my way around the place every step. I didn’t let her lead. I wanted her to know that I’d been there before.) So I walked in and paid the door fee. She left and came back. I had $80 out on the table already. (start low boys) She came back and said “what’s this?” I said for the massage. She looked at me weird. I said, “last time massage coast that massage.” She laughed - a little cautious. At that point I got nervous because they usually just know what to do. She said “want steam too?” I said yeah and she opened the door and I went. On the way she offered me some water. I took it ‘cause I had just drank like Dean Martin. I started getting hot so I knocked and left the room. She came down laughing. I said “Too hot!” She laughed and took me to the shower room. She wasn’t very talkative. I tried to make small talk about the lack of business but she wasn’t into it. So I got cold – as I always do and she laughed and said “you need sauna, yes?” I said yes and walked over to it. Let he open the door and get it going. In the meantime I read up on Katie Holmes from this magazine that was a year old. When she came back I asked to use the bathroom. Did my deed and came back. Now mind you – all I’m expecting is a blow. When I saw her – she didn’t look provocative and I couldn’t tell the body style so I opted to keep it simple. She started the massage – and even did that arm straddle thing you were talking about Krid3r. She asked me to turn over and then it got funny. She brought out the baby oil and started rubbin. I pulled up her red cotton dress like I wanted it off and she obliged. Nice rack. Firm too. She was really in shape too. I decided to see how far I could get. She still had her panties on and was continuing to rub me down. Well, I had just shot some rocks so I’m not there yet, ya know. She said “what’s matter” I said “I dunno. Strong today.” She laughed. “No more?” she said. I said “No. More. And made my mouth pucker. She laughed and left for some equipment. She came back and went to town. Meantime, I dropped her panties and started feeling it up. She was laughing and really thought I was a dork. She kept going and kept asking me “yet? Yet?” I kept laughing and shaking my head no. I said “it’s not you” She said “this eva a happened before a” I said no and she said “so you done?” I said “No. More. Let’s try something else.” She said “what”. So I pointed. She laughed and said “you crazy.” She pulled off the equipment and turned it inside out. She said “nothing?” I laughed. She was flexing like to put it back on. I said “do you have new” She smiled and left. Came back and now I’m thinking what’s going on now!? This is nuts! So she comes back with a new one and climbs on the table. She said “well not long, K?” So we went at it. Well that did the trick….finally!!!! I was tired by then. She got off and stood in front of the mirror and fixed her hair a little and said “whew. Work” And…you guessed it – laughed. I said about the same thing and after she cleaned me up I got dressed. The whole while she never touched the money. While I was getting dressed she walked over and picked it up. She looked perplexed. She said “that’s all?” I lied through my teeth, patted my pockets and said “that’s all I got…next week.” She gently hit the money over my head and laughed. On the way out I got the butt grab and hug and a “see you later.” I walked back across the bridge smiling that I got all of that for $140.

But alas, I think I’m giving up MP’s. Yeah, I’m getting bored. On my way to the car I kept telling myself “waste of money. Waste of money.” I mean, I’ve been to every place in the valley in the last 3 years. Many more than once. I’m tired of the same old thing. I’m getting bored. I’d like to try the escorts but the MP’s are so safe. I’m a little weirded out by setting something up with an escort on her terms. I’ve seen COPS where they bust the dude in the hotel.

Well, I hope this helps you all out if you’re looking to score. Park down the road and act confident. I’m sure you’ll get plenty.

[Krid3r]

You lucky dog Goodfellow, I guess that rag she had was just a red herring, no pun intended. Good tip on the parking, I parked out back, next time I'll do what you did. Great post and great info.

I know what you mean about getting bored, but for those prices, you can't beat it. I've still got an extra sixty bucks burning a hole in my wallet from yesterday, though I wish we had prices like they had in Portland, I'd make a call once a week! We need to start a union.

[looking-gfe]

Has anyone tried to contact Diamond on craigslist? Quoted rates reasonable.

I have sent an email to her, no response back yet.

[Krid3r]

http://boise.craigslist.org/ers/159856475.html

Sent an email, hope to connect! Will let you guys know.

[Update]
So far, does not respond to email.

[orangecake]

http://boise.craigslist.org/ers/159856475.html

Sent an email, hope to connect! Will let you guys know.

[Update]
So far, does not respond to email.

Damn, keep us posted on her Krid3r!

Great stories guys. Looks like there is some activity out here in Boise.