FKK-SAUNACLUB ARTEMIS ! ANY MORE REViEWS?

[tareko]

Any help appreciated.
thinking of going next month

[gummibaer]

Any help appreciated.
thinking of going next month

Just read several recent reviews on the German http://www.roemerforum.com

While everybody seems to be impressed with the lavish facilities they are not totally enthused about the girls' (many lured away from other FKKs in the West) attitudes, the 25% above average prices for admission and sessions, the 10 Euros they charge for a bottle of beer and the quality and scarcety of food.

They seem to agree that Cologne's Samya http://samya.de (in a former medical clinic very classy) is still Nr One and Artemis http://fkk-artemis.de nr 2 or 3 in the top 10 of German FKKs.

Come see them with your own eyes. You be the judge.

[mmaatt78]

I'll go there this friday...I'll write a report next week...
...I hope it will be a good one!

[sourceset]

Going to Berlin to hit the FFK's by day. Looking for some good outcall back at the hotel at night. Anyone know any good outcall? Thanks

[sourceset]

Also what is a good hotel to stay at that is close to Artemis.

[mmaatt78]

I went to the Artemis on Saturday night: I arrived there at 21 and spent there about 4 hrs. I paid 55 € to get in.

The place is very good: the ambient is sophisticated and the facilities are very good: 2 saunas, a swimming pool, 1 turkish sauna.
I can't say the same speaking about the most important thing: the girls.
I expected to meet only model look girls or, at least very beautiful ones...instead, believe me, the 80% of them were UGLY ones.
There were about 25/30 girls (and not 70 as the web-site say!!!) and only 3 were beautiful (but very far from being "model look" or "playboy look") , the other were: 5-7 averages ; 15 uglies.
Of course I fucked one of the 3 beautiful chicks: she was very nice and friendly.
I payd 60 € for half an hour: she started with a BJ and then I fucked her in 2 positions...I had a good time with her.

So, my final impression is negative.

Anyway this club could change in a great place very quickly: they just should kick away all the girls and employee beautiful babes

To summarise my point of view:

POSITIVE STUFFS: the place is beautiful, they take care a lot of the cleaning of the environment, there are many facilities

NEGATIVE STUFFS:

1)the girls
2)the girls
3)the girls
4)the food (it's uneatable)

I hope they will change because this place potentially could be great!

[Kim2R2]

TEREKO,
HAve you been, jaka opinja Twoja, are there Polish and Ukrainian girls there ?

[Kim2R2]

ARTEMIS summary:
As good or better then OASE, World, Palace and former Atlantis.
Monday afternoon, during the football craze, there were some 20 girls (7-10) German, Czeck, Russian, DR, Brazil, etc. Food, not bad at all, served in an overlit sterile canteen like dining room -p eat and get out !
Prices 70Eur entry for both men and for women, half hour 70Eur. Extas:CIM 50. Anal 100. Reception extremely welcoming and friendly, bathrobes provided, lauour specious, well organised and very clean.
ARTEMIS is as good as it can get. Monday afternoon few men for 20-25 women who can devote more time to smooching warm ups

[passion70]

I´ve been to Artemis on several occasions now, basically every time I`ve been to Berlin recently. The whole club is very clean and safe, and I always hat very satisfying encounters. I always paid (after the 70 Euro cover) 60 Euros for 1/2 hour and always hat very good bjs, 69 and some very nice rides, cowgirl-style.

[Kim2R2]

ARTEMIS:

I went again after the football fever...the place is even better !
None of the readers of these postingS should miss Artemis.
The ambiance is like a very plush nightclub, staff extremely friendly and courtious.

If you are there for the 1st or 2nd time, ask to have one of the totally naked girls show you around and if you like her, fuck her...a good way to start.
Food is very edible, although the dining room is sterile, like an office canteen.

How many readers would vote to have Artemis, OASE, etc. etc. in every major City and specially in America.....

PLEASE RESPOND

[Kim2R2]

I went to Artemis again, mid week during an afternoon.There were more then 30 girls mostly 7-8 very few 9+

More girls were German and Czech...neither remarkably enthusiastic, till I found a Russian girl, Galia with big boobs and juicy lips, perhaps 6-7 but with performance and delightful gf attitude. She also thought that the German and Czech girls were snooty and she and I had a great time with and her Ukrainian friend Ira (7-8) They were not clock watchers and their threesome BBBJ succulently delicious. Ira seem to enjoy anal with Galia's guiding hand. Total, inc. tip 280E with much kissing and cuddling before and after made me leave smiling like a cheshire car which has swallowed a canary.

Next day, I got an agency to send a girl to my hotel...150E A Polish girl showed up which froze my tongue - she was so stunningly beutiful. She was at first reluctant to agree to BBBJ but after a joint shower there was no problem and from a stand-offish start she turned up and delightfully energetic with a CIM bonus after a professionally done massage. She called the agency after 1 hour but stayed a quite a bit longer. She is from Poznan and gave me her mobile phone there, where she works as a cosmetic rep.

I called some 3-4 agencies and selected the one which sounded best. Aparently Berlin has more escort girls then enywhere else and only the best are "taken on the books"

Kim

[roamer]

Kim2R2,
from which agency did you get the nice Polish girl?

[samuking]

I'm just got to Berlin and will be heading to to Artemis tommorrow.

I wanted to also know where you can get the Agency lists in Berlin.
Do you get it from a newspaper? website search?

Thanks...

[Kim2R2]

Samuking/Roamer
There are dozens of agencies advertising in most newspapers and "what's-on" guides etc.

Finding the right agency is not difficult..they are mostly polite and helpful. You also should be politely and openly specific and confirm that you will be ready to pay 10/20 Eur.for taxi back, if the girl is not to YOUR LIKING.

Regret that I did not keep the name of the specific agency among my scribbles. Most of the better agencies price by 2 hours (150-180-200).

As I mentioned, there is a vast oversupply of escorts and a buyer is THE CHOOSER .

[toscana]

Glad you too are a fan of Artemis. It is very high standard.

One thing to bear in mind: you really shouldn't tip. The price is already EUR 10 higher per session than in most FKK clubs. The Germans do not tip, and we are really guests in their clubs and should not spoil the price structure for the locals. I've talked with quite a few German guys about this in the past: the reaction is always very colourful language, and not complimentary. LOL. Best way to reward above-average performance is a repeat session.