Pattaya news: Drunken man smashes up hotel with a hammer

[Bonman]

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Drunken man smashes up hotel with a hammer

Boonlua Chatree
Four police officers were needed to restrain and handcuff a drunken British man who took a hammer to the counter of the Honey Inn Hotel on New Year’s Eve.
Police received an emergency call from an employee of the hotel at 6:30 a.m. on December 31, saying that a foreign man had smashed the hotel counter with a hammer for no apparent reason. He had also destroyed hotel fans and was presently attacking passers-by with the hammer.

It took four officers to bring Mark Holland under control.

On arrival at the scene officers found the man holding the hammer and screaming and shouting in the middle of the road. The officers blocked access to the public and managed to distract the man so they could rush him and restrain him. He struggled and it took four officers to handcuff him. He was then taken off to Pattaya police station for questioning.
The man was identified as Mark Holland, age 33, of Wigan, England. Due to his drunken state he was unable to answer officers’ questions so they locked him up until he recovered.
Hotel employees told police that the man walked in carrying the hammer in his right hand. He then broke the counter and the mirror, scattering the employees in the process. He then proceeded to smash up two of the hotel’s stand-up fans.


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[Bonman]

I knew you shouldn't have drank that last whiskey, rocky

[pipe_layer]

It was Crackpott.... after being drugged and finding out a Katoey had screwed his arse.

[joecoolfrog]

From Wigan.....Probably couldn't find any meat pies and started to go Cold Turkey!

[Mr Shagmeister]

Sounds like the guy drank far too much booze..........he got completely hammered!!

[Bonman]

I wonder if he is a "swinger"?

[joecoolfrog]

I wonder if he is a "swinger"?

Could be you hit the nail right on the head.

[Bonman]

Where did he get the hammer I wonder? I don't guess he travels with it? I travel with mine too. Never leave home without it. Never know when there's a counter that might need bustin up.

[joecoolfrog]

Where did he get the hammer I wonder? I don't guess he travels with it? I travel with mine too. Never leave home without it. Never know when there's a counter that might need bustin up.

In Wigan it is common practice to seduce women with a couple of taps of your claw hammer then drag them home by the hair.

[Bonman]

In Wigan it is common practice to seduce women with a couple of taps of your claw hammer then drag them home by the hair.

lol

My geography isn't that good anymore. Been drunk a time or two since I studied this subjest. That helps explain the memory loss.

Where is Wigan? suburb of London? On the coast? Damn where's my old books I gotta stop selling hammers to them

[joecoolfrog]

lol

My geography isn't that good anymore. Been drunk a time or two since I studied this subjest. That helps explain the memory loss.

Where is Wigan? suburb of London? On the coast? Damn where's my old books I gotta stop selling hammers to them

Its up north in Lancashire,not too far from Manchester.Not sure if they have electricity up there yet but some of the houses might have indoor toilets.

[The Agency]

Wigan isnt part of the Uk... It isnt part of the real world.

[Bonman]

hmmmm sounds like a nice vacation spot. not

want to keep this thread going..I don't know why just interested in other countries including the old country. That be you England.

How big is this "Wigan" Do they make wigs? wear clothes?

[Crackpott]

From Wigan ?
Says it all really

[The Agency]

Wigan is a "Up north" town... people are hard and tend to speak their minds. Poor area I believe... Women are rough...