Not that there is much on the menu, but

I was walking in downtown oakland, and there was a poster in the bus stop paid by the oakland police or city, i forget which. This poster said


"Don't John in Oakland" and had some stupid graphic.

I think they're reeel up tight around here about that stuff. Don't believe me? Then where's the nearest strip club to oakland?

Beware of stings, sounds like they're on a witch hunt.