GFE experience sucks

[Michaelkaran]

Someone said here that GFE is most amusing... I thought not !Maybe common courteous behaviour & having our Tilac have a good time will guarntee great sex....but... read on..

Bar fining her sister as well ,so she could leave early/ taking them out for a Thai movie /bar hopping/being gentlemanly & nice / plying them with alcohal...it SUCKS.I tried it repeatedly like a cunt for the last few nights & have had the most fucked up visit this time.

My learning curve has suddenly gone up & I am wiser in the last 4 days than would have taken me another 4 years...Rocky San was right somewhere.. these girls liked to be treated the way their THAI Boy Friends & Husbands treat them... like I sad earlier they are taking us & our bahts for granted & don't even give a rat's shit waking up in early morning all dressed up & want the fuckin'LT money.

I have extended my stay by another 3 nights & let's hope I have learnt my lessons...& by the way real lessons in this real friggin' place ...not just net mongering..

over & out..

[conartist2004]

I hope it gets better for you over there. Keep in mind that the girls are all about money. Lower your expectations of a GFE and just concentrate on getting yours. I felt the same way when I was there the first time until I realized that I'm nothing to them but an ordinary everyday "John". LOL

Have a good time man. Enjoy the sex and the cold beer!!!!

[rocky1838]

I hope it gets better for you over there. Keep in mind that the girls are all about money. Lower your expectations of a GFE and just concentrate on getting yours. I felt the same way when I was there the first time until I realized that I'm nothing to them but an ordinary everyday "John". LOL

Have a good time man. Enjoy the sex and the cold beer!!!!

Michaels experience is not unique, the girlfriend GFE is getting more difficult and it really is hit and miss now. Because they were completely spoiled by the last "high season" they are not as clingy as they were.

One of my Pals here hasn't had a good GFE in about a Month. Last night one left early and even stole an extra 1000 baht from Him.

That's why I stick to my regulars who give me a great GFE. There are many others I am tempted with, but I keep going back to the same circle of Girls.

To be guarenteed a good GFE now is = pay them big money and buy expensive presents for them.

I barfined a girl who works in one of the bars just before you enter Walking street, this was about three weeks ago. She was all over me at the bar and couldn't wait for me to barfine Her. After about two hours and five bicardi breezers She decided to just up and walk away!
I went back to the bar to complain and the Mamasang told me She does it all the time just so She can go to Marine or Lucifer! She offered me the barfine back, I declined.

[The Agency]

Michael....

Did you call "Ploy" ??

[Michaelkaran]

Okay I cracked it !!

We take them out & all that shit for a GFE experience to FIRST & FOREMOST feel less guilty ourselves of PAYING for a fuck & would rather make it feel like to ourselves that we EARNED that fuck...

They know as like their own fucking cunts & that is why they play around... who the fuck are we anyway .. they have been genetically blessed of doing that not a single motherfucker could conolise them..GET IT fellow Travellers ??( I hate the word ( fish ) mongers )

So now I got it .. could never fathom why the wise old guys used to trotter back home after the first Lisa song at We are the World Bar ( she no longer there btw. ) at sharp 9 pm.Though they wanted their Ovaltines in warm milk..

No .. they found the code long back not willing to share..you want a GFE get her OFF THE STREET by 10 pm .. have a quiet dinner.. pack her in your bed all nude & showered up & you could let her watch channell 7 till she wants to shag your brain outs after keeping her SPY/Bacardi & your Singha on the side table..

Then ..maybe this finally worked with me with the most motherfucking amazon hardcore bar girl I picked up woth a stud thru her eyebrows & you know what & the one who told me in the bar " you wanna fuck my pussy ?? we go first walking street to see my sister shit..."

The senior members gotta add from hereon..

[1254lk]

One advantage of being old is you always go to bed early. How much fun is it when your so pissed you wake up in the morning can't remember which one of the three you shagged or if you shagged any of them? No hangovers, awake before them to get the day started right, they go away, your back on the streets to find a nooner if not sooner. Just do em and have fun.

[rocky1838]

One advantage of being old is you always go to bed early. How much fun is it when your so pissed you wake up in the morning can't remember which one of the three you shagged or if you shagged any of them? No hangovers, awake before them to get the day started right, they go away, your back on the streets to find a nooner if not sooner. Just do em and have fun.

Very good advice

[joecoolfrog]

Its great not to have worry about what people think any more.Once your past the" must Fuck 4 stunners today phase" you can relax and enjoy things a lot more,shame you cant get a decent cup of tea though.

[Michaelkaran]

I thought ST was too non -GFE just like a wild dog to get rid of your hard on.

I never ST .." I go only ST.." & I used to say " sorry I take only LT .. )

I think now ST is a better way.. check her out first ST if she is ok with everything ..in bed.. out of bed.. attitude etc. etc. she's worth a night better than LT'ing someone & fantasising all the way from 10 pm to 2 am how you will be laying her & then.. AT 2.10

I am back now & wish you all fellow Travellers to be more wise & not search your pockets for the last 500 Baht Airport Surcharge on departure at the Don Muang

[tony999]

I think now ST is a better way..

I agree. I seldom do LT now, in fact my philosophy in Thailand is - "I come, you go".

[rocky1838]

I agree. I seldom do LT now, in fact my philosophy in Thailand is - "I come, you go".

Yes...I will second that. Out tonight doing the go-go bars and they are really not learning at all, wanting stupid money when there is no customer there.

Well...money saved for me, I have a sexy Lady and am in no hurry to fuck any of them.

[yodsaker]

Not all GFEs are the same.
How about this one:
15 days in Ko Chang, Kanch, BKK and Pattaya
washed my underwear, shorts and T-shirts
made the bed
cleaned the bungalow/room at least 2X a day
negotiated prices for all transportation, menus and rooms
served food
never asked for a penny
reluctantly accepted a pair of new beach sandals (150 baht) and a sari (100 baht)
fucked me and sucked me each day.

was it a GFE?
I think so and totally dangerous. I wanted to marry her.

[rocky1838]

Not all GFEs are the same.
How about this one:
15 days in Ko Chang, Kanch, BKK and Pattaya
washed my underwear, shorts and T-shirts
made the bed
cleaned the bungalow/room at least 2X a day
negotiated prices for all transportation, menus and rooms
served food
never asked for a penny
reluctantly accepted a pair of new beach sandals (150 baht) and a sari (100 baht)
fucked me and sucked me each day.

was it a GFE?
I think so and totally dangerous. I wanted to marry her.

Wow...you mean to say you never paid Her any money!

Lol, I hope Her name wasn't "Noi" from Soi 6? She just came back from an island trip with a Guy who never paid Her any money and She wants to cut His throat...

[yodsaker]

No, I didn't say that.
She is a working girl. I paid her 1000 a day and she was worth every baht.
It was in 2003.

[rocky1838]

No, I didn't say that.
She is a working girl. I paid her 1000 a day and she was worth every baht.
It was in 2003.

Ah...ok, thank you for clearing that up you just forgot to add the most important piece of information...you paid Her maybe that's why She never asked for a penny?

What you experienced is not unusual, after all a bar or go-go girl in Thailand is no different than a housewife in some respect. They don't have anymore than five years schooling but are very good at cooking cleaning and looking after people. They are taught these skills from a very young age doing work for the Family.

It gives then a chance to be a "Housewife" even for 15 days. Most jump at that.

But even in two years the attitudes are a changing. I see it everyday and it's happening quickly.