My Trip to Thailand, Part III

[racker]

After coming down with an illness ( it HAD to be those Oysters that one of the girls fed me that she caught on Koh Samed) I was suffering in my Hotel room for three days.
After I was better I went with my friend for a walk onto Beach Road in Pattaya. It was there he picked up a couple of 18 year old girls. They looked like rough trade to me, many tattoos and all, but we took them back to my room. They were definitely non pros. I loaned my friend 1000 Baht and sent him home with his girl. kept the other one . I sent out for room service, and she was overjoyed. After sex I gave her 500 Baht and told her to catch a cab home. My idiot friend actually gave his girl HIS cell number, and EVERY five minutes he was being called by these women! "We want go back to Marriott! We want party!" "We want you and your friend!"I actually laughed at my buddy for this. After all, hes lived in Pattaya for over a year.
Next night I went back out onto Walking street and barfined another hostess at the Beach go-go bar. Several on this board said that it could be a mistake to give a Thai girl too much Alcohol. After my experience I will second that. As I was bringing her back to my Hotel she was giggly and happy. I thought it was the mood she was in, but when I brought her back it was obvious she was, in the words of British parlance, "pissed".
Once she stripped and went into bed, she began to shout "I want to see movie!" When I asked which one, she said "Boom Boom Movie!" I figured she meant the x-rated channel, so I tried to purchase one of the films, and would you believe that the X-rated channel didnt work! Software problem!
After profuse apologies from the Marriott desk, myself and the young lady got down to business, but as we went on with it was apparent that she was ill with the effects of Alcohol. After sex she walked out naked onto my balcony and VOMITED over the side of it! I just hoped there was nobody below. But it was late at night so I doubted it. I gave her her money and sent her home after that.
In any case, if I learned anything from my trip, and something I would or wouldnt do again, it would be:

1. Spend more time in Bangkok. I was there for four days at the end of my trip but it was definitely worth spending more time there.

2. Try some more girls from Beer Bars. I think the observations about Beer vs. Go Gos are correct. I am sorry that I didnt search the beer bars more. I did go to a couple, but didnt find anyone there QUITE to my liking. I should have gone to more of them, though.

3. Probably not go back to places like the Marriott. Oh, it was great, the service was impeccable, but it was probably overpriced for what you can get.

In any case, I can see why many many expats live in Thailand.

[joecoolfrog]

They really are bad news when they are pissed,vicious tempers and punch well above their weight.Agree that beer bars are best but sometimes you just have to have that sweet sweet air-con rather than drip all night,that is the great advantage of the go go bar.

[Michaelkaran]

I'll third that... too much alcohal in the bar girl & .. forget it read my last night's post fellow mongers & you'll know you are not alone

[rocky1838]

After I was better I went with my friend for a walk onto Beach Road in Pattaya. It was there he picked up a couple of 18 year old girls. They looked like rough trade to me, many tattoos and all, but we took them back to my room. They were definitely non pros. I loaned my friend 1000 Baht and sent him home with his girl. kept the other one . I sent out for room service, and she was overjoyed. After sex I gave her 500 Baht and told her to catch a cab home. My idiot friend actually gave his girl HIS cell number, and EVERY five minutes he was being called by these women! "We want go back to Marriott! We want party!" "We want you and your friend!"I actually laughed at my buddy for this. After all, hes lived in Pattaya for over a year.
Next night I went back out onto Walking street and barfined another hostess at the Beach go-go bar. Several on this board said that it could be a mistake to give a Thai girl too much Alcohol. After my experience I will second that. As I was bringing her back to my Hotel she was giggly and happy. I thought it was the mood she was in, but when I brought her back it was obvious she was, in the words of British parlance, "pissed".
Once she stripped and went into bed, she began to shout "I want to see movie!" When I asked which one, she said "Boom Boom Movie!" I figured she meant the x-rated channel, so I tried to purchase one of the films, and would you believe that the X-rated channel didnt work! Software problem!
After profuse apologies from the Marriott desk, myself and the young lady got down to business, but as we went on with it was apparent that she was ill with the effects of Alcohol. After sex she walked out naked onto my balcony and VOMITED over the side of it! I just hoped there was nobody below. But it was late at night so I doubted it. I gave her her money and sent her home after that.
In any case, if I learned anything from my trip, and something I would or wouldnt do again, it would be:

1. Spend more time in Bangkok. I was there for four days at the end of my trip but it was definitely worth spending more time there.

2. Try some more girls from Beer Bars. I think the observations about Beer vs. Go Gos are correct. I am sorry that I didnt search the beer bars more. I did go to a couple, but didnt find anyone there QUITE to my liking. I should have gone to more of them, though.

3. Probably not go back to places like the Marriott. Oh, it was great, the service was impeccable, but it was probably overpriced for what you can get.

In any case, I can see why many many expats live in Thailand.

Not many "non Pros" in Pattaya that's for sure. If money changed hands they are Pros.

Yes...too much drink and Thais don't mix, small girls get pissed very easily.

I always remember the two pissed Thai hookers at the Harbour Plaza hotel in Beijing, my friend was carrying this one up to the room, She was unconscious with alcohol. I said "what the fuck are you going to do with Her?"
He said...She will wake up in the morning and say...I'm not drinking like that again, my arse is killing me

A classic one liner. And knowing Him I bet Her arse was killing Her

[joecoolfrog]

A Little sweetie i know from Singapore who gets mullered after an hour reckons its a genetic thing among asians???

[rocky1838]

A Little sweetie i know from Singapore who gets mullered after an hour reckons its a genetic thing among asians???

Maybe there's one thing missing in their genetic make-up! the Thais don't have. We in th UK have been gifted and I'm talking the Women in Britain as well as the Men. Of course the greatest blessing available to all heavy drinkers...the beer belly

[SirMarjAlot]

A Little sweetie i know from Singapore who gets mullered after an hour reckons its a genetic thing among asians???

I heard when only stagnant water was available in ancient times in China they boiled it and made tea.

Where we had developed ale etc round about the same time, and so over the centuries have become more acustomed to it.

Also the taller you are the more you can drink, coz you have a bigger liver...

I took a chinese girl out in London a few months back, and she had a glass of red wine, and her face and hands came out in red like rash...


Anyway Racker, enjoyed reading your 3 reports... very good.

[SirMarjAlot]

In any case, if I learned anything from my trip, and something I would or wouldnt do again, it would be:

1. Spend more time in Bangkok. I was there for four days at the end of my trip but it was definitely worth spending more time there.

Just interested Racker, Why do you think you should have spent more time in BKK?

[racker]

Just interested Racker, Why do you think you should have spent more time in BKK?

Thanks for the compliment on my reports, Sir Marjalot

I am sorry that I didnt spend more time in Bangkok because I liked the place very much. It is a large city and reminded me of my native New York (I was always more of a city person). I enjoyed walking the streets and seeing the fast pace of life there (compared to Pattaya).There is MORE to see there than Pattaya. I enjoyed the Nana Plaza immensely. I even enjoyed sight-seeing on the canal and visiting the Wats. There just isnt anything like this in New York. And when I was partying in many of the bars there, I was paying nowhere NEAR NYC prices, where drinks in some upscale places can set a man back 700 Bhat EACH!
And, (I think that I am going to start an argument here) I believe the Women in Bangkok to be somewhat more attractive. Not that the Pattaya Women were ugly--far from it. But the Bar Girls and Go Go dancers looked better to me. Of course, they tended to charge a bit more for LT than the Pattaya Women.

[SirMarjAlot]

Thanks for the compliment on my reports, Sir Marjalot
And, (I think that I am going to start an argument here) I believe the Women in Bangkok to be somewhat more attractive. Not that the Pattaya Women were ugly--far from it. But the Bar Girls and Go Go dancers looked better to me. Of course, they tended to charge a bit more for LT than the Pattaya Women.

Yes, i would second that, I have found the girls to be better looking there.
Some specific Gogo's in Bangkok are supposed to have some of the best. The real good lookers work here as they can earn more money.
I have found though you can find stunners in most places if you are prepared to walk around. Its also a matter of timing, being in the right place at the right time.

[The Agency]

I cannot believe that finding a good looking lady id difficult anywhere in Thailand..

I can stand outside my Hotel and watch them walk down soi3. evry other girl in good looking. every 2 min a stunner walks past. In fact its a real problem... too many stunners !!

[rocky1838]

I cannot believe that finding a good looking lady id difficult anywhere in Thailand..

I can stand outside my Hotel and watch them walk down soi3. evry other girl in good looking. every 2 min a stunner walks past. In fact its a real problem... too many stunners !!

Everyone has different tastes in Women though. I am not seeing too many "stunners" at the moment. But if I only came here for a two week holiday then everyone of them would look stunning compared to the fat slags back home.

[SirMarjAlot]

Everyone has different tastes in Women though. I am not seeing too many "stunners" at the moment. But if I only came here for a two week holiday then everyone of them would look stunning compared to the fat slags back home.

I was going to say something similar.

You do start getting fussy once you have been there a while, i think.
Plus its just a matter of taste. Good hunting.

[rocky1838]

I was going to say something similar.

You do start getting fussy once you have been there a while, i think.
Plus its just a matter of taste. Good hunting.

That's why it's so good to be back in the UK for a while and being starved from sex.

How good is it when the wheels of that aeroplane touches down at BKK. Everyone starts smiling and talking to you!

But getting too fussy can be a problem and a matter of taste too. A guy I know tells me He is so fussy who He sleeps with here. I saw His new Girl the other day and I swear to God She's the Thai Ken Dodd lookalike. Try to get that vision in your head!

[SirMarjAlot]

That's why it's so good to be back in the UK for a while and being starved from sex.

How good is it when the wheels of that aeroplane touches down at BKK. Everyone starts smiling and talking to you!

But getting too fussy can be a problem and a matter of taste too. A guy I know tells me He is so fussy who He sleeps with here. I saw His new Girl the other day and I swear to God She's the Thai Ken Dodd lookalike. Try to get that vision in your head!

Rocky, have you never considered opening up your own bar in Pattaya?
If you did, could be a WSG meeting point, with a discount for regulars!