Hi Crackpott, sorry to hear about your health but there is nothing a bit of sunshine & sex can cure off a little bit of our problems .
So I walk in a couple of GOGO Bars trying to pickup THE stunner .
Mistys.... the show girl can go out only after 11 pm.And she wants me to pick up her friend as well & paint the town red before we can land up at my hotel all drained out at 5 am.Not my cup of Singha....
LD#1 My last times babe piles on to me as soon as she sees me sauntering in even while the bar is all full by 9pm.She starts whining why I never called her back again & I don't even touch my Chivas & tell her to move her fat arse to the side so that I could leave....
LDS ...Whoa... some stunners there but the show girl attitude from the Mistys ( forget about the 1000 baht bar fine ) moves my arse quick from there as well to some better hassle free bar
Carousel.... Neat bar all filled up with good looking babes... set my eye on one of them... call her .. she calls fro a Tequila THEN she tells me she go only short time shit to go back to her family...Cheesed off by now I leave in 7 minutes flat envisioning a bleak night for myself again
Diamond.. was just in time to catch the 10 pm lesbian show but then either the gogo show girls are waiting for the Petrodollars from the guys from middle east or the american dollars flying in thier face.... for a young careful mongerer .. the humble baht has no more relevance..
Happy... so here old mike walks in & the babe on the chrome pole looks at me ... what a stunner... both of us try to make a connection to when & where did we bonk last time ????
I feel blessed that after all my hard work I suddenly find a 10 ... my lucky night & I already plan to have her on my arm for the next few days....Has it ever happened to you my fellow mongers ??..
...wait there is more..she wants me to bar fine her sister ( which I did being desperate ) took both of them to a fancy restaurant in Jomtien ( what she asked for ) then packed her sister off to her home while she trundles into the bed after a shower... fixes up her alarm for 5.30 am ( & the time then was 1.45 am )... the bitch .. I was already feeling like a loser... then she doesn't want me to play around with her & want her to bonk her fast... .The worst that could happen is that she starts playing with my willy & simultaneously takes out a undersized japnese condom out of her bag...
Now which ones of you want to smack her right across the face...?????
So in one of these threads someone said .. go go show girls generally have a bad attitude..I just explained this here for everyones benefit i.e. fo the newbeis &for everyone else ... Been there done that...right ???
So here I am trying one more night to pick up a cherry with the right attitude.. but like it always happens all the great porn movie replication plans look like biting dust ...but I will not give up...It's another night here in Pattaya & the hardest & toughest of man humbles up sooner or later.....
Over & out .. will file the report tommorow..I need all of yours silent best wishes..
Adios !