Sometimes they do get caught!

[rocky1838]

After my disapointing trip in Cambodia it was great to get back to my rather complicated life.

The girlfriend was happy to see me back (daft cow) and I was glad to see Her and my Son.

But...as always, the bright lights of Pattaya has it's hidden dangers for old Rocky boy.
Sitting in a beer bar in Soi 8 I get a call from my little Soi 6 cutie (Noi) the one with the English Guy sending Her 10,000 baht a Month. Well, not anymore apparently! She asks me to come and see Her, reluctantly I do, cause I like sex with Her very much indeed.
Anyway, turns out the boyfriend has just dumped Her...His ex before Noi is the cashier in the bunny bar in Soi 8 and She saw Noi going into a hotel with a farang and guess what? She called to England and dropped Noi right in it.
The text She had from Him indicated that what She said was true.

Now, my friend heard this and has dumped His girl cause Her German boyfriend's coming soon and He's getting worried.

I suppose the moral of this story is that Pattaya is such a small place, and if you are doing something then it isn't long until you are found out.

You know what they say...Hell hath no fury like a jilted cashier.

[tony999]

This would make a good plot for a weekly Soap Opera on TV. Would be far more interesting than Neighbours :-)

Rocky, give the local TV station a call and float the idea....


:-)

[The Agency]

My frined has just experienced the "Thai telephone system"

news travels very fast to all parts !!

[rocky1838]

This would make a good plot for a weekly Soap Opera on TV. Would be far more interesting than Neighbours :-)

Rocky, give the local TV station a call and float the idea....


:-)

Watching gloss paint dry is far more interesting than neighbours...but you might have something in what you say.

Imagine a soap opera set in Pattaya about the ex-pat community here, a winner for sure...maybe! I think the good housewifes and Womens libbers would probably stick their big size ten boots into it

[Mogster]

It would have to be a late night soap opera on some dodgy cable channel!! I cant imagine the BBC making a soap about Pattaya to show at 5.30pm.

[rocky1838]

It would have to be a late night soap opera on some dodgy cable channel!! I cant imagine the BBC making a soap about Pattaya to show at 5.30pm.

BBC no way, too politically correct. Anyway half of their technicians will be attending bomb-making classes down the local Mosque.

Could be like Auf weidersein Pet in Pattaya...No, silly me...you can't get a work permit for a building site can you?

Update on little Noi...She's getting desperate, calling me and asking me to leave my Girlfriend and baby (not likely) maybe She will regret lying to Her English Guy. She will miss His money for sure. She says She is going home to Her Mama, must be planning to call the English Guy and tell Him She's home.
Don't think He will be conned again though.

[tony999]

Update on little Noi...She's getting desperate, calling me and asking me to leave my Girlfriend and baby (not likely) maybe She will regret lying to Her English Guy. She will miss His money for sure. She says She is going home to Her Mama, must be planning to call the English Guy and tell Him She's home.
Don't think He will be conned again though.

Can't wait to hear what happens in episode 3 :-)

Is there a Thai version of Jerry Springer? We could get Noi on the show and have her English boyfriend on too. Then when he dumps her on TV, the 'new' guy could come on and admit that he's been shagging her while the first guy was paying her all that money. Then....

Wow, I need to get out more, I'm watching too much TV :-)

[rocky1838]

Can't wait to hear what happens in episode 3 :-)

Is there a Thai version of Jerry Springer? We could get Noi on the show and have her English boyfriend on too. Then when he dumps her on TV, the 'new' guy could come on and admit that he's been shagging her while the first guy was paying her all that money. Then....

Wow, I need to get out more, I'm watching too much TV :-)

Jerry Springer's bullshit...but sadly true life events are being played out in Thailand everyday. Imagine you fall in love (happens a lot) and the girl you build your hopes upon turns out to be a cheating cow! Hundreds of Guys must go Home completely gutted and heartbroken?

Oh, I'm forgetting...Aussies are too mean to pay bar so I guess it can't happen to you!

[tony999]

Oh, I'm forgetting...Aussies are too mean to pay bar so I guess it can't happen to you!

You're half right.

We'll pay the bar but we're too mean (smart?) to send some sheila thousands of bhat every month!

[joecoolfrog]

You're half right.

We'll pay the bar but we're too mean (smart?) to send some sheila thousands of bhat every month!

Hey Tony
Do you Aussies spell the word BHAT because BAHT is the noise the sheep make when you shag them?

[rocky1838]

Hey Tony
Do you Aussies spell the word BHAT because BAHT is the noise the sheep make when you shag them?

Guess they never did take a dictionary off these prison ships all that time ago...

[tony999]

Hey Tony
Do you Aussies spell the word BHAT because BAHT is the noise the sheep make when you shag them?

LOL

Sorry my spell chequer is brokin.

As for the sheep sound, I'll have to take your word for it mate, I've never heard them.


Tony.
PS. Do you think if I brought a sheep costume to Thailand I could get one of the girls to wear it for me??

[joecoolfrog]

LOL

Sorry my spell chequer is brokin.

As for the sheep sound, I'll have to take your word for it mate, I've never heard them.


Tony.
PS. Do you think if I brought a sheep costume to Thailand I could get one of the girls to wear it for me??

Doubt it mate,never met a bar girl who was SHEEPISH.........groan