Ok, is there any chance in hell theres a massage joint here?
Or should I just bring my right hand.
bring your hand or girl ive been no luck
No massage places with extras in Bermuda that I know of.
Quite frankly, Bermuda is no place to monger nor even pick up girls in bars. The male to female ratio is like 5 to 1 and so men fight over women. Women don't fool around because everyone would know because it's such a small place and word travels fast.
The whole place is very conservative and behavior is strongly influenced by the Catholic and Anglican churches. You can't even ride around town on your scooter with your shirt off (they will ticket you). And guess what, they have dress codes to go to the movies !
Believe it or not, you can get laid in Bermuda, but you have to like black hookers because that's all that's there. White hookers are non-existent. Choose a black cabbie on Front Street and he'll help you cruise for the black hookers. White cabbies will not do this, so choose a black cabbie.
Also, if you feel bold, try the bar Place's Place. The clientel is all black, but very friendly. It had several hookers at the bar.
Be careful of an island wide scam. You can have a great time with a hooker on the first date and then she contacts you about a second encounter. One ripped me off by jumping into the taxi after I gave her money to pay the cabbie. Another asked me to go to her place (big mistake) and took my money and scrammed on the way there. Just use common sense and don't pay her until she's naked in your room ! I got laid twice, but I also got ripped off twice...
I was at a company apartment in Hamilton with another guy, who somked. No smoking in the apartment so he would go outside.
One monring he told me he went out for a smoke late and a black woman on a scooter stopped and asked him why he was put so late. He told her he was having trouble getting to sleep, so he had gone out for a smoke. She asked him if he wanted any help getting to sleep, but he declined.
I don't think I'd want to be out on the street late at night in Hamilton though.
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