Celebrities I met in BKK/ Pattaya

[whoremonger501]

Bankok. (Porn Star)
I wont give names, but if you watch amateur porn movies. you know this guy, he is like sort of porn celebrity like Seymore Butts or Randy West. I and several other people in Nana recognized him. He was thinking I was trying to scam him or something, but once he relized I have money, we had dinner. He was wanting to find Russian girls in BKK. I took him to that hotel up the street from Nana to check out the Russians. I was a bit embarassed as he starts masturbating in the bar through his pants. I didnt like any of that cold Russian attitude so I left him. We took some pics together but he asked me not to post them or his name. I ask him if he is going to shoot girls in BKK but he says he's afrain government wil do pedofile sting on him. He was real paranoid.

Pattaya. Heavy Metal Band
I was really fucked up on Carlsburg. I went to that bar off walking streed, across from sort of Marine disco, and tried the Beer bong challenge. I beer bonged a yard of beer ( dont know how much, it was like a fucking gallon0 and promptly vomited it all back up after taking my first breath. So I go visiting go gos and shit an these young guys (20's) are pretty cool and rowdy, but not violent. I like them and buy them some drinks, we are buying each other drinks and talking. So of course I ask them what they do, they are in a band. Now, the only heavy bands I know is Black Sabbath, Mettallica, and BOC, Motley Crue etc, shit from 80's. Anyway, these guys are huge, and air was taken from their hot air balloon when they tell me the bands name. I guess its like saying you dont know who Creed is or something. They were laughing and cool about it, like "you REALLY never heard of US"? I was like "are you guys big or something?" But they were cool guys. I bought their CD when I got home and told guy at CD Warehouse I partied with them, and he's like " you are full of shit!" ha ha but I found out I dont like their music ha ha

[bonobo]

Yesterday, after the pagent, I bar-fined Miss Greece, Miss Sri Lanka, and Miss Trinidad and Tobago. I wanted to bar-fine Miss Mexico as well, but the damn Miss Universe pageant thinks that just because their girls are hot, they can charge 1,500 baht just for the bar-fine. Then the girls themselves demand 3,000 baht--for a short time!

So anyway, Miss Sri Lanka was bummed that only Miss Greece and Miss Trinidad and Tobago made the final 15 and she did not (I don't think she deserved it, to be honest, but why be mean?), so I took the three to MBK to do hit the food court. Big mistake. Once there, they wanted to do some shopping, and of course, I was stuck with the bill. Miss Sri Lanka was so "sad" that she bought several blouses, a wooden carving of an elephant, and a T-shirt saying "Good Bush, bad Bush," with images of Geoprge Jr and a woman's pelvis. By the time we were done, I was still horny, but out another 2,000 baht.

Anyway, we finally get to my condo, but the girls just want to see what is in the fridge. Then Channel 3 does a repeat fo the pageant, and so the girls have to watch it again. I remind them that watching TV does not count as my ST time. They watch it, but then Miss Sri Lanka bursts into tears again as Miss Puerto Rico is the 15th name called as a finalist. What does she think? That it might have turned out differently this time?

I take a shower and come out in a towel, thinking it might get them going. I put my hand on Miss Greece's knee, but she moves it way to watch the rest of the pageant. I give up and go to my room to read and wait out the end of the broadcast.

Once the show is over, the girls take turns showering. Miss Trinidad and Tobago takes about a year to shower. And she locks the door, so I can't look in to take a peak. Once we are all nice and clean, we go to the bed. They are pretty hot, and I am horny. I grab Miss Sri Lanka and move her mouth to my dick, but she resists. No uncovered BBBJ's. So I get a condom. It is lubricated, and when she relents and puts her mouth there, she gags and acts like she will throw up. THe other two shake their heads--No BJ for me, I see.

So I lay Miss T & T down and spread her legs. THis girl is dry. She says "oh, you are very big" with the same enthusiams as if she is buying a bottle of water. I get the hint. I take some KY and wet her up. I grab a camera, but all the girls say "No internet!" I assure them the photos are for me, but the say no. So I put the camera down and jump on Miss T & T. Miss Sri Lanka starts to wander back to the TV, so I tell her and Miss Greece to get involved. THey come over and put a hand over my dick where it goes into Miss T & T, but then start chatting cattily about the other contestants. Evidently, Miss China was a real bitch, and I won't even repeat what they said about Miss Peru!

I grab Miss Greece's ass and pull out of Miss T & T. I put some KY one her asshole, but she jumps forward and says no way. I am confused. Isn't that false advertising? A Greek who won't do greek? WHile I am asking her about that, Miss T & T slides out of hte bed and goes into the bathroom. SHe comes out fully dressed. Miss Sri Lanka follows. I asked what is happening. She says I finished. I told her I never came, I was just spreading it around. She said too bad. I was finished. Next thing I know all three are dressed. I haven't even come once yet, but they are ready to go. Add they each demand 200 baht for a taxi.

I tell them it is only 70 baht for a taxi ride, and they can ride together. BUt they say "traffic," like that is the end all. I end up giving them 200 baht each, and they leave. Miss Greece has the nerve to tell me to call her up again, this time directly to her so the Miss Universe Pageant does not get their cut.

I look out the window as they leave, and I see all three of them getting in the same taxi! So I got took there, too. I called the Pageant to complain, but they said that technically, the girls work for themselves, so there was nothign they could do. The girl I was talking to on the phone suggested I try Miss Virgin Islands--she didn't win Miss Congeniality for nothing!

Oh well, no more celebs for me. Back to Soi 7 for a little honey from Buriram or Udon.

[The Agency]

In Pattaya one night I saw a old english hippy/rock guy... he was having a great time.. Cant figure who he is ..?? but reccon he is from some HUGE 60'70 rock band.

[Crackpott]

I wasnt there the same time as you !

[The Agency]

This guy was dressed in the usual Black t-shirt, black jeans and boots that mostof these guys wear !!

He had a real (I know ) expensive watch on that was worth $20k. What amazed me was how he just fitted in with all the rest of us nad just had a fantastic time...

I know he is famous !!./ Also saw some Dude in a new maserati convertable driving around with some racy thai chick..

[bonobo]

Not Thailand, but I was at a club in Seoul when Heather Locklear came in. Everyone was staring, but no one approached her. Finally, a young captain in our group said screw it, and went up to ask her to dance. To our amazement, she said yes, and he spent the next couple hours with her dancing and drinking while we sat in shocked envy back at our table.

[chillymonkey]

I saw Tiger Woods and his manager bar hopping in Angeles City after a golf event they had there in 1997. Don't know if they bar fined any girls.... but how many guys could resist?

[godofaccu]

Thats right... I forgot about that. He is half Thai after all.

[yodsaker]

Tiger has a Thai pedigree.
His mother met his father while she was "working" on a US base in VietNam during the war. Very quickly mentioned in the father's book.
Curious what kind of work she was doing but I think I know.

[cowboy]

Speaking of unbelievable stories In Havana there is a very upscale club called Ma maison basically a nice open air resstaurant with a stage. Several times each week the national models would show off the latest cuba fashion designs. I dated several of these models as did many a american willing to spend a couple of greenbacks on a little shopping etc. this was in the nineties and one of those girls won miss world a few years back. Believe it or NOT !!!

[bmalibu]

...original post. Amateur pornagrapher in Thailand? Gotta' be T.T. Boy?!? He has a series called "Asian Street Hookers."

I know he shot several volumes in Thailand. Am I on the right track?

[RandomOne]

Masterbating in his shorts? Sounds like Max Hardcore to me. Just the type to be paranoid about being picked up for Pedophila too.

[shaqattack]

Masterbating in his shorts? Sounds like Max Hardcore to me. Just the type to be paranoid about being picked up for Pedophila too.

Yep. I agree 100%.

[Bonman]

While sitting at a bar in Pattaya in '03 some American guy came in and with the band's blessing he took the microphone and starting singing. I could tell he had never been there before by the way the band reacted and the BGs talk. This guy sang like he was a pro but I didn't recognize him. I bet he was from a band I never listened too. But I enjoyed the songs. He kept looking at me like he was expecting me to reconize him. lol I should have made hime buy me a drink.

[Mr Shagmeister]

While my Mrs was still touting for short times back in the good old days, that's my real official meal providing/house cleaning Mrs, not Mia Noi or girlfriend or anything, she had 3 claims to the hooker hall of fame. First she got poked in the botty by Nick Leeson when she was freelancing in Singapore's 392 bar in the early 90's. That's the guy who caused the Barings Bank scandel. He must of liked tunneling in from the rear because he fucked all the investors in the bank up the arse for a fee of over a $billion!! My Mrs says he wasn't much of a tipper

Another time she ended up at a party in BKK with a group of British pro Snooker players , Jimmy White etc etc. She said when Jimmy got her bent over the sofa he couldn't make up his mind to go for the Pink or the Brown!!!

Lastly, one night she was freelancing at Roadhouse beer bar in Nana Paza when the reigning 007, Pierce Brosnan walked in with his entourage. He didn't exactly buy her a Ladydrink but they propped up the same table for a while. Anyway it was enough to send her home happy and in desperate need of a wank with her vibrator, "Was he that handsome that just being close to him made you so horny" I once asked. "No it wasn't him" my wife replied, " it was the thought of being SO close to SO much money!!!"