cunning1
12-03-2006, 03:02 PM
Planet Happy Garden (PHG) has been on my radar for some time now as it is an FKK club with a reputation for lots of pretty girls, good service and very reasonable (by Australian standards) pricing. I fired up my VW Golf and headed the approximately 1 hour from where I was staying. Armed with Map Quest, I flew up the A roads at 140+ and as always, the last 3 kms were the hardest. What is it about Map Quest and small local roads. It gets too cute and you end up struggling to find your location!!
So after a bit of mucking around, I found the street and you would have thought it was all sorted. Not quite. There are no signs flagging up “Come on in to Planet Happy Garden and meet some sexy chicks”. In fact it is sort of in front and to the right of a set of industrial units (aren’t they always), and eventually all was well. It opens at 11am on a Saturday and I had been a bit slow off the mark due to a long sleep from the day before’s horizontal exercise, so I got there about 12.30.
I rang the doorbell at the same time as another guy arrived. The door was opened by a happy smiling face and we were ushered in. I asked for the English version and she asked me how I found the place. I now know that doesn’t mean “you must be Christopher Columbus because only he could find this new World”, and means you respond “from the internet, and I have come from Australia especially”. This always helps to get the chat flowing and she introduced herself as Tania. This pretty petite little dynamo is an absolute credit to the place (and whoever is the lucky guy she goes home too each night, is a lucky man), as in fact are all of the support workers who were beavering away all day tidying up and getting you drinks. Top marks here. Entry was E50 and for all the food and drink and the access to the beauties, this is super value.
So I decided to sit at the bar for a while and watch the World go by. Tania told me she wanted to go to Australia and I chatted to her for a while. She even pointed out the Australian flag flying over PHG for the 1 customer a year they get from Oz. I pointed out it was upside down but I appreciated they had put it up especially for me (NOT). She gave me the lie of the land and she said there was about 30 – 40 girls already there and more coming. Imagine, for those of you who haven’t been there, a Private movie where all those sexy girls are sitting around in lingerie, beautifully made up and exuding sexuality. This club proved to be the type where the girls don’t often approach you, so the guys have to make the first move.
As I watched, it became obvious that part of the selection criteria for being a PHG girl is that you have a butt that could launch a thousand ships and probably a thousand hard-ons too! The girls have some of the best butts I have ever seen, and those I have only seen in a picture. Every type of girl is here too, but there is a tighter criteria in that they are all very attractive and there are very few “plumper” girls as you often find sprinkled in other places. This may just have been my misconception, but I thought the girls were very good quality.
As always there are the 100% drop dead gorgeous blondes, some of which look like they may be too classy to be big givers. I don’t know if they are or not, but the girls I picked were not those, although they were very attractive all the same and picked for other reasons. But if you always wanted to bonk that 10 girl, you can do it here, in fact you could do two at once in a 3some if your feeling greedy.
By 2.30 I had seen enough and had to lose my PHG virginity so I had a quick chat with a Polish girl called Margita and we went to a room. Unfortunately the chemistry didn’t really work even though she was a great BBBJ exponent and had a nice body for fucking. The room was very hot and I was over-heating so I did what I rarely did, and just went for it. She finished me of in her mouth and I sprayed our bodies ready for yet another shower. We went back to my locker and paid her the E50.
I have to say that I have had more showers in two days than an English summer, and must be clean enough to eat off. The showers here are good. Use the communal one with the slate look tiles and apart from no coat-hooks to hang your robe and towel, it all works well. I then chatted to a Belgian guy in English who normally frequents Golden Times (GT), another A class location, and he told me of the differences between the two. He explained that they both had similar qualities of girls (where do they all come from you have to ask?) but at GT they tend to come over and chat to you for a couple of minutes just to warm you up.
As we chatted, one of those mega sexy butts wandered over and said hello. Her name is Jacqueline and she is from the Czech republic. She is this and has short dark gelled back hair and a super personality. We chatted about Prague (her English is pretty fair, and how come they all say they can’t speak English when they happily can) and she told me she is 21. Her sister also works at PHG and she came over. Her name is Samantha and she is 20. Samantha is a little shorter and not thin like Jacqueline, has curly fair hair and is not so outgoing as her big sister. Dangerous thoughts were now going through my head, as well as a “how come you didn’t get her 40 minutes ago when I really needed you and now I need some time to re-charge”.
I explained I would like to get to know her better in the non-biblical sense, but needed a chance to re-load. She hung around and chatted away which was very nice, kept turning around and letting her butt do some talking, so to speak, and all too soon I said, “I really like you, I want to go to a room, but we need to take it slowly”. Of course this was no problem, and as 1 hour is only E75, there was no financial issue either. I had another shower and she came back with the room key.
The chemistry was fantastic. She is sexy and giving and loved what I did to her and vice versa. The kissing was DFK and full on, and she kept saying “I like you” in her gravelly Czech voice which seemed as genuine as you can get under the circumstances. I liked her too and the sex was top quality, good BBBJ, several positions especially the doggie and lying down style doggy I love, with her sexy butt swallowing my hard-on. Why do girls have those sexy asses. It’s just fantastic. After ages she sucked me and finished me off, once more spraying everywhere. I was in no rush to move so she had a cigarette, I had my feast of passive smoking and eventually we left. I assume I had been in there over an hour and I paid her E100. Now if that’s not value, what is! I gave her an extra E20 to buy a present for her 4 year old son who she leaves behind on her month on month off stints at PHG. He has the same name as I do. She was very appreciative and it just shows how small things go a long way.
The one thing I would warm you about is that if you go before lunch, there is not a lot to keep you going food-wise before the main meal at about 8. By the time it arrived I was famished and the food was good. Washed it down with another Pilsner Urquel and started thinking of a final fling before driving home. My mind was going to a Jacqueline and Samantha happy family outing, but Jacqueline was nowhere to be seen. She is a good chatter and one flash of her butt would be enough to melt most men, so I had a quick chat with a half Thai, half Indonesian girl called Lee, who asked me if I knew what Thai massage was. “I certainly do” was my reply and she was very touchy feely which I like. After about 15 minutes chat, then thought of those oral skills that Thai/Indo girls know had my tent twitching. I asked her to get a key and off she went.
Before she came back Jacqueline came back creating one of those Homer Simpson “Doh” moments. Twice in one day with the same girl!! Not that this was a problem, I had decided to give Lee my full attention and hope that my equipment would be up to the task.
She came back, I said “see you later” to Jacqueline and headed to the room with Lee. Lee knows her stuff in best asian fashion, great BBBJ, sex in several positions, on top, below, on top, below, and eventually off with the condom and blow in to her mouth. She then gave me a very nice massage using more of the baby oil she had liberally used previously on my cock. By the time she was finished I was relaxed and ready for the drive home. I paid her E100 for the 1 hour plus CIM and she was very grateful. Nice attitude. Of course, who did I bump in to in the locker room but Jacqueline who was being paid by another customer.
I wished them both a happy Xmas and headed of in to the night a very satisfied customer. Great place, good services, a lot of beautiful girls….heaven on earth. Will be back.
C1
So after a bit of mucking around, I found the street and you would have thought it was all sorted. Not quite. There are no signs flagging up “Come on in to Planet Happy Garden and meet some sexy chicks”. In fact it is sort of in front and to the right of a set of industrial units (aren’t they always), and eventually all was well. It opens at 11am on a Saturday and I had been a bit slow off the mark due to a long sleep from the day before’s horizontal exercise, so I got there about 12.30.
I rang the doorbell at the same time as another guy arrived. The door was opened by a happy smiling face and we were ushered in. I asked for the English version and she asked me how I found the place. I now know that doesn’t mean “you must be Christopher Columbus because only he could find this new World”, and means you respond “from the internet, and I have come from Australia especially”. This always helps to get the chat flowing and she introduced herself as Tania. This pretty petite little dynamo is an absolute credit to the place (and whoever is the lucky guy she goes home too each night, is a lucky man), as in fact are all of the support workers who were beavering away all day tidying up and getting you drinks. Top marks here. Entry was E50 and for all the food and drink and the access to the beauties, this is super value.
So I decided to sit at the bar for a while and watch the World go by. Tania told me she wanted to go to Australia and I chatted to her for a while. She even pointed out the Australian flag flying over PHG for the 1 customer a year they get from Oz. I pointed out it was upside down but I appreciated they had put it up especially for me (NOT). She gave me the lie of the land and she said there was about 30 – 40 girls already there and more coming. Imagine, for those of you who haven’t been there, a Private movie where all those sexy girls are sitting around in lingerie, beautifully made up and exuding sexuality. This club proved to be the type where the girls don’t often approach you, so the guys have to make the first move.
As I watched, it became obvious that part of the selection criteria for being a PHG girl is that you have a butt that could launch a thousand ships and probably a thousand hard-ons too! The girls have some of the best butts I have ever seen, and those I have only seen in a picture. Every type of girl is here too, but there is a tighter criteria in that they are all very attractive and there are very few “plumper” girls as you often find sprinkled in other places. This may just have been my misconception, but I thought the girls were very good quality.
As always there are the 100% drop dead gorgeous blondes, some of which look like they may be too classy to be big givers. I don’t know if they are or not, but the girls I picked were not those, although they were very attractive all the same and picked for other reasons. But if you always wanted to bonk that 10 girl, you can do it here, in fact you could do two at once in a 3some if your feeling greedy.
By 2.30 I had seen enough and had to lose my PHG virginity so I had a quick chat with a Polish girl called Margita and we went to a room. Unfortunately the chemistry didn’t really work even though she was a great BBBJ exponent and had a nice body for fucking. The room was very hot and I was over-heating so I did what I rarely did, and just went for it. She finished me of in her mouth and I sprayed our bodies ready for yet another shower. We went back to my locker and paid her the E50.
I have to say that I have had more showers in two days than an English summer, and must be clean enough to eat off. The showers here are good. Use the communal one with the slate look tiles and apart from no coat-hooks to hang your robe and towel, it all works well. I then chatted to a Belgian guy in English who normally frequents Golden Times (GT), another A class location, and he told me of the differences between the two. He explained that they both had similar qualities of girls (where do they all come from you have to ask?) but at GT they tend to come over and chat to you for a couple of minutes just to warm you up.
As we chatted, one of those mega sexy butts wandered over and said hello. Her name is Jacqueline and she is from the Czech republic. She is this and has short dark gelled back hair and a super personality. We chatted about Prague (her English is pretty fair, and how come they all say they can’t speak English when they happily can) and she told me she is 21. Her sister also works at PHG and she came over. Her name is Samantha and she is 20. Samantha is a little shorter and not thin like Jacqueline, has curly fair hair and is not so outgoing as her big sister. Dangerous thoughts were now going through my head, as well as a “how come you didn’t get her 40 minutes ago when I really needed you and now I need some time to re-charge”.
I explained I would like to get to know her better in the non-biblical sense, but needed a chance to re-load. She hung around and chatted away which was very nice, kept turning around and letting her butt do some talking, so to speak, and all too soon I said, “I really like you, I want to go to a room, but we need to take it slowly”. Of course this was no problem, and as 1 hour is only E75, there was no financial issue either. I had another shower and she came back with the room key.
The chemistry was fantastic. She is sexy and giving and loved what I did to her and vice versa. The kissing was DFK and full on, and she kept saying “I like you” in her gravelly Czech voice which seemed as genuine as you can get under the circumstances. I liked her too and the sex was top quality, good BBBJ, several positions especially the doggie and lying down style doggy I love, with her sexy butt swallowing my hard-on. Why do girls have those sexy asses. It’s just fantastic. After ages she sucked me and finished me off, once more spraying everywhere. I was in no rush to move so she had a cigarette, I had my feast of passive smoking and eventually we left. I assume I had been in there over an hour and I paid her E100. Now if that’s not value, what is! I gave her an extra E20 to buy a present for her 4 year old son who she leaves behind on her month on month off stints at PHG. He has the same name as I do. She was very appreciative and it just shows how small things go a long way.
The one thing I would warm you about is that if you go before lunch, there is not a lot to keep you going food-wise before the main meal at about 8. By the time it arrived I was famished and the food was good. Washed it down with another Pilsner Urquel and started thinking of a final fling before driving home. My mind was going to a Jacqueline and Samantha happy family outing, but Jacqueline was nowhere to be seen. She is a good chatter and one flash of her butt would be enough to melt most men, so I had a quick chat with a half Thai, half Indonesian girl called Lee, who asked me if I knew what Thai massage was. “I certainly do” was my reply and she was very touchy feely which I like. After about 15 minutes chat, then thought of those oral skills that Thai/Indo girls know had my tent twitching. I asked her to get a key and off she went.
Before she came back Jacqueline came back creating one of those Homer Simpson “Doh” moments. Twice in one day with the same girl!! Not that this was a problem, I had decided to give Lee my full attention and hope that my equipment would be up to the task.
She came back, I said “see you later” to Jacqueline and headed to the room with Lee. Lee knows her stuff in best asian fashion, great BBBJ, sex in several positions, on top, below, on top, below, and eventually off with the condom and blow in to her mouth. She then gave me a very nice massage using more of the baby oil she had liberally used previously on my cock. By the time she was finished I was relaxed and ready for the drive home. I paid her E100 for the 1 hour plus CIM and she was very grateful. Nice attitude. Of course, who did I bump in to in the locker room but Jacqueline who was being paid by another customer.
I wished them both a happy Xmas and headed of in to the night a very satisfied customer. Great place, good services, a lot of beautiful girls….heaven on earth. Will be back.
C1